NoahT
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...start confusing George W. Bush with King Dugan.

-Noah

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Puffazoid
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You only cut blue jello from the smooth sides.

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golfrman
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you only have the chance to post in this thread because you're waiting for a long cutscene to be over.

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Jeff_Ray...
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if you say you can't step in mud.

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NoahT
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If you think anyone who dresses in yellow and purple at the same time isn't very bright.

If you steal trapdoors out of theater stages, just to attach them to bridges to make sure they don't fall.

If you start saying "bruntchief" when you would normally say "chief."

If you always think twice before killing a bug, out of fear that your nephew will stop trusting you.

If you expect to see speech balloons when people talk in real life, and for those speech balloons to be different colors depending on the status or profession of the speaker.

If you expect rafts to be impossible to move if there are snakes or gooey substances on them.

Additionally, you know you play too much Wonderquest if you try to use the Z, X, C, V, and Space keys in DROD (when it's using default key settings), and you're surprised when nothing happens.

-Noah

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Tahnan
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...if you've ever thought, or in fact said out loud, "Optimize that, biotch!" after beating someone's #1 score.

NoahT
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If you use a rope to jump into San Francisco Bay off the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, because you think doing so will take you to Lowest Point.

If you walk through Delicate Arch in Utah and expect to be transported to St. Louis through Gateway Arch.

If you climb to the top of the Empire State Building just to impale roaches on its needle.

If you expect monks to wear head flashlights.

-Noah

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Banjooie
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If you've ever mistaken some real world item or concept for its DROD counterpart, with hilarious results.

There. Tahnan's one was funny, but man.

Pneh
Level: Master Delver

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...you stab a child with spikey hair just for fun and then try to press "R".

...you are getting more and more scared for roaches.

...if you're not saying "I need a cup of coffee" but "I need a speed-potion" instead.

...if there's holes all over your wall because of all the roaches you have stabbed.

...when you see a big statue you think that it will be 3 small ones if you stab it.

My regards to the chef!

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golfrman
Level: Master Delver

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you think stabbing a cracked wall will destroy a 5x5x5 cube of wall and that the pieces will fly away and disentigrate.

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NoahT
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...if you tell other people about what you've seen in this thread whenever they say something that reminds you of it.

-Noah

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golfrman
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NoahT wrote:
...if you tell other people about what you've seen in this thread whenever they say something that reminds you of it.

-Noah

pfft, you should be too busy playing drod to talk to people

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Bobpie
Level: Delver
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if you revive a thread after most people forget it.

golfrman
Level: Master Delver

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if you don't even realise that it's not really reviving it if it's only 2 days since drod has warped your mind from playing it so much.

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Chaco
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Warp is such a negative word. DROD doesn't warp your mind. It enhances your mind in such a fantastic way that it renders your mind backwards incompatible with the real world.

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Bingbing
Level: Goblin
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If you bought 3 copies of all the DROD games (original included) and played through them all 3 times. Then all the player holds twice.

If you always use stairs.

If you wonder why the stairs haven't disappeared after you went down them.

If you found the key to world peace, eternal happiness, and infinite wealth, but threw it away because that would get in the way of DROD.

If you make jokes about the bar.

If you use clones to go to work, and play DROD while they do the paperwork.

If you never use a lock on a door; you use a bell instead.

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goldenferret
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...start assigning numbers and jobs to random people. Like, you would call your plumber "36th plumber".

...push mirrors around with a sword.

...keep looking around the corners for spiders.

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Would you like to listen to some music?

NoahT
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goldenferret wrote:
...start assigning numbers and jobs to random people. Like, you would call your plumber "36th plumber".

Or worse, when they introduce themselves, you insist that they are really nameless until they successfully get a job from the Naming Office.

...push mirrors around with a sword.

Then if you accidentally break it, you look for the backspace key before realizing you're in the real world.

-Noah

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Bingbing
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If your definition of a social life is the DROD chat room.

If you spent your entire life to make the greatest hold ever. Sadly, no one played DROD once you reached 99.

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Someone Else
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If you pull 2 all-nighters in a row so that you don't have to stop playing. (I'm getting close)

Anson
Level: Delver
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.......When you Try to kill your teacher with a sword while the room is red.

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Please, I admire Guthix, I solve problems, I fix rules too. I used to be a Scoundril, Complaining about the forums, But now i changed.

vittro
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...walk down the stairs always making a retarded smiley expression.

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calamarain
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Someone Else wrote:
If you pull 2 all-nighters in a row so that you don't have to stop playing. (I'm getting close)

...I did that last night. Sorta went to bed at 5am having gotten onto a room building binge. Only got three rooms out of it, but god damn they are good ones

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Monkey
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... If you bump into a door and expect your nephew to open it.

Edit: Wait, I did it wrong.
.ti nepo ot wehpen ruoy tcepxe dna rood a otni pmub uoy fI ...

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Pinnacle
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If you go to New York City and ask to see the second skyline.


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Twice (adv.): Once too often.
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calamarain
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If you carry around a yellow ball just so you don't have to open any doors yourself.

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Someone Else
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But then you'd have to have it specifically made to work for each door you might come across.

NoahT
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Time for a necrobump and a new one:

You know you play fairly too much DROD if you think that the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco should be renamed the Foundation of Fine Arts (see this thread).

-Noah

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Ezlo
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Now THAT'S a good one.

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Bobpie
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You rediscover this thread and Necro it because surely people have thought of some new ones!