jbluestein
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eytanz wrote:
I wish I hadn't overslept this morning.

How could you have overslept? You were up all night working on TCB! (Granted.)

I wish I knew where my dog was.



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jbluestein wrote:
I wish I knew where my dog was.

Granted, he's now surgically attached to your leg!

I wish I could eat as much sushi as I wanted without ever getting full.

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Granted - now you get so violently sick at the sight of rice you never want to have any sushi again.

I wish I could speak Romanian.



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Lst6
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Cedhric wrote:
I wish I could eat as much sushi as I wanted without ever getting full.

Granted, now you spend the rest of your life eating sushi.

I wish that school would not start.

Edit: post collision, so heres another.

Eytanz:Granted, but now you talk so much Romanian that you forgot all the other languages, and who understands Romanian where you live.

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OK, school doesn't start. Education grinds to a halt and civilisation collapses. Oops.

I wish it was tomorrow.

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eytanz
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krammer wrote:
I wish it was tomorrow.

Since yesterday was tomorrow two days ago, and today you can certain say that "it was yesterday", your wish is thereby granted.

I wish I had less work to do this weekend.

[Note: I almost got a friend of mine to translate this to Romanian so I can be consistent with my previous wish, but she's too busy]

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jbluestein
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eytanz wrote:
I wish I had less work to do this weekend.

Granted! All of your work must be completed by 6PM EST Friday evening!

I wish I could get a blankety-blank tasklist from my supposedly high-tech debugging tool.



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silver
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As you wish, master.
Your debugging tool will now report on the tasks "blankety" and "blank" (incidentally, I believe it's saying that they're both stalled at 2% complete with 100% CPU utilization and all free ram and half your swap in use).

I wish I could just play the genie and do the wish corrupting, without having to wish for something after.





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eytanz
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silver wrote:

I wish I could just play the genie and do the wish corrupting, without having to wish for something after.

Granted! You now have the ability to corrupt wishes without making a wish of your own...


... But it only works as long as no-one ever discovers that you possess this ability, so you must post a wish at the end of each of your posts to disguise them.

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Jeff_Ray...
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I explode.

I wish i din't explode.

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Bunches
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Granted, but you just got ran over by a elephant.

I wish my leg didn't break into 1,000,000,000,000 little shards of bone.

eytanz
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Granted. It broke into 1,000,000,000,003 little shards of bone.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to post a wish in my last post.

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Briareos
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eytanz wrote:
I wish I hadn't forgotten to post a wish in my last post.

Granted. Someone invented a time machine, went back in time and reminded you just in time (heh) of your oversight. Too bad that the universe then collapsed due to a time paradox and was replaced by an even sillier one...

Thus: I wish I had a little lamb.

np: Alias & Tarsier - Luck And Fear (Brookland & Oaklyn)

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geomatrx
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Then Mary will have no lamb. She may hunt you down for that and you will become HER little lamb

I wish my girlfriend would call me.

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Canadian_Army
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Granted, she calls you a jerk

I wish i wish i was a fish

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Chaco
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You are now a fish. However, due to you not being located underwater when you made the wish, you eventually die.

I wish I had some Magical Rank Points.

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The Stew Boy
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Granted. They're so magical that you can't even look at them without turning into a penguin.

I wish I was admin of these forums.

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Granted, but now everyone will come to you with their stupid complaints so you will be swamped with work.

I wish that I could shapeshift into any creature I want and back into a human.

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Okay, but only once, and when you shapeshift back, you don't get to choose the human.

I wish this smiley were happy

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geomatrx
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Years later, after never being able to use the sad smiley...


I wish for world peace.

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coppro
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There's a nuclear war. Then there's world peace, because there's no one left to have wars.

I wish for irony.

Chaco
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Fine, but everyone else gets coppery.

I wish I had the periodic table memorized.

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Right-o. You can now remeber any table piriodicly

I wish I could time travel

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Granted, but that's the only thing you do have memorized now. Including your address and city.

I wish that I won't be hung over tomorrow.

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Granted. You're hung over yesterday.

I wish other people don't post responses while I'm typing this message.

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Granted. But they'll post one after you're done.

I wish my comebacks weren't so dry.

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silver
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Certainly, master. Here, let me pour this water over all your comebacks.

Hey. Is your computer supposed to give off smoke like that? Those sparks are by design, right?

OOOOH, it's dark now. This is good, right? You DID backup your code for TCB, right?!

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I wish mike's last wish hadn't trashed the source for the next version of drod.


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Granted. CNet was taken down.

I wish I have Perfection.

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You don't.

I wish i wished i wish i ran over a wish that wished for a wish that wished for pikmin that wished that a wish wished for a poo...

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You choke on a stray letter that wasn't included in your post.

I wish people would speak more clearly.

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