I scoped out a bit of our competition. Do yourselves a favor, and never EVER attempt to play Fashion Cents Deluxe without stapling yourself to the mast of a ship and filling your housemates' ears with wax so they don't hear the sound of your vomiting your intestines out.
The graphics? It's a dress-up game. Same "
models"
with different hair colors and skin tones for diversity.
There are three screens in the main game. That's it. Title, selection, and main game. It consists of moving articles of clothing to one of the poorly drawn models. It's uno with many colors and multiple "
stacks"
. The gameplay is click, drag, place, repeat.
There is no thought involved. It's either "
I can do this, so I will"
or "
I can't do this, so I won't."
Voices are...think obnoxious rich valley girl stereotype voice. Now have it talking about clothes. If there was a function to make my letters squiggly, I would be using it right now to say "
ick"
.
Music is semi-Katamari-ish, in that it's sorta catchy...but it's just one song over and over in the demo version. There's no way I'd ever be buying the game.
Do us all a favor. Defeat this monstrosity. I don't even care if you vote for DROD (actually, I do, but still). Vote for NOT THIS.
--First Delver.
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