1 | A single camel hair can easily pass. Since the number of hairs on a camel is finite, all the hairs c | 6.2173913043478 | 2.8583443328511 |
2 | There is no problem that can´t be solved with a really big sword (TM) | 6.0869565217391 | 2.8879516357245 |
2 | You could of course, but it would take significantly longer and the butter might overheat. | 6.0869565217391 | 2.7648892340147 |
4 | That depends, really, on why you were beneath the giraffe in the first place. | 6.0434782608696 | 2.5448714133325 |
5 | Blue. No, yel... Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! | 6 | 2.8284271247462 |
6 | An April Fool, of course! | 5.9565217391304 | 3.0854252172539 |
7 | I did, in the hallway, with the revolver. | 5.8695652173913 | 2.3829894967034 |
7 | Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start | 5.8695652173913 | 2.8022405294473 |
7 | Because he was running out of contest ideas. | 5.8695652173913 | 3.23438520233 |
7 | You'll just need to attatch it to the vacuum cleaner, turn the electromagnet on, and wait for your v | 5.8695652173913 | 2.7553007856965 |
11 | Take the first left at the intersection, then proceed about 300 yards and you will see a gas station | 5.7826086956522 | 2.50141736759 |
11 | Yes, it is absolutely safe. | 5.7826086956522 | 2.6858165585183 |
13 | No, officer. | 5.6086956521739 | 2.7778491904284 |
14 | It's a small, clear, glass box with a gold border along the edges. It's lying slightly askew in the | 5.5217391304348 | 2.4648761361841 |
14 | The music of the tetrahedrons is far more powerful, inane, and boring than that of the spheres. | 5.5217391304348 | 2.8109965000425 |
14 | Because it's flawlessly consistant. | 5.5217391304348 | 2.7484314137877 |
17 | Because if it weren't, you'd never be able to fit it in your pocket. | 5.4782608695652 | 2.4648761361841 |
17 | The defendant acted in accordance with the Girl Scout Law and is thus guilty of all charges. Any att | 5.4782608695652 | 2.5515479567167 |
19 | Giant earthworms taking over the planet will solve all of humanity's troubles, except for the possib | 5.4347826086957 | 2.6346534621814 |
20 | It means: "To lack a definition." | 5.304347826087 | 2.4748259949144 |
20 | It's an accident of complex carbon chemistry. | 5.304347826087 | 2.9256702332627 |
22 | Just tug on the arms, push the legs down, pull the lever behind the neck, open the chest, press the | 5.2173913043478 | 2.6532428351987 |
23 | Blowin' in the wind. | 5.1739130434783 | 2.9437062399671 |
23 | Hook, Line, and Sinker. | 5.1739130434783 | 3.115908324725 |
23 | Into infinity, along the curve of the central stream. | 5.1739130434783 | 2.5985309213016 |
26 | No, I'm lying. | 5.0869565217391 | 2.1851881518485 |
27 | It will be released towards the end of April. | 5.0434782608696 | 2.6453940426393 |
27 | Because I said so - don't argue with your mother | 5.0434782608696 | 2.7580437438528 |
27 | Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids! | 5.0434782608696 | 2.7580437438528 |
30 | Because it wasn't a couch at all. | 5 | 2.7026556987687 |
31 | Yes, but the butcher came into the barber shop before the ceiling caved in; making the cappuchino ma | 4.9565217391304 | 2.6123163279652 |
31 | Procrastination keeps the world sane and organised. | 4.9565217391304 | 3.0285347421336 |
31 | I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp. | 4.9565217391304 | 2.2550091269374 |
34 | No, he just stood on his head for a while and whistled. | 4.8695652173913 | 2.3276102285781 |
34 | Mummy at a necromancer's love fest. | 4.8695652173913 | 2.5589459077499 |
34 | 25. One to change the bulb, and the other 24 are managers. | 4.8695652173913 | 2.0914806036184 |
34 | -b(+-)sqrt(b²-4ac) | 4.8695652173913 | 2.9680083766741 |
34 | People only play accordians to look funny. | 4.8695652173913 | 2.6094201892389 |
34 | The court finds the defendant, Life, guilty of fleeing the scene of the crime and killing Elvis Pres | 4.8695652173913 | 2.6589364958992 |
40 | Take two pills and call me in the morning. | 4.8260869565217 | 2.5985309213016 |
41 | OK, as long as you keep the elephant well away from the piano. | 4.7391304347826 | 2.4176415259927 |
41 | DROD. | 4.7391304347826 | 3.2332160769701 |
41 | Stick your head in a vat of jello and yell "BOY, I'M TIRED!". | 4.7391304347826 | 2.5744124074935 |
41 | Because I have a headache. | 4.7391304347826 | 2.4176415259927 |
41 | It's a quarter past five. | 4.7391304347826 | 2.5744124074935 |
46 | I've never seen that before in my life. | 4.6521739130435 | 2.3332883243476 |
46 | You are being held in a queue. Your call is important to us. Please hold the line. | 4.6521739130435 | 2.7124302539969 |
48 | If I knew the answer, you think I'd tell you? | 4.6086956521739 | 2.8244142206803 |
48 | Ketchup and Puppies. | 4.6086956521739 | 2.7145202223979 |
48 | Two flux capacitors. | 4.6086956521739 | 2.4090252482078 |
48 | Platypus. | 4.6086956521739 | 3.1310385891111 |
48 | Trout. | 4.6086956521739 | 2.8397662248362 |
53 | Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things he does! | 4.5652173913043 | 2.7792098807821 |
53 | A smitemaster singing in a shower | 4.5652173913043 | 2.2617055310678 |
53 | This text will be revealed when you have solved the meaning of life | 4.5652173913043 | 3.0762213828363 |
56 | Alice in Wonderland. | 4.5217391304348 | 2.5172373610661 |
56 | They gradually became nearly extinct over the course of paw dozen lifespans. Even before the Awakeni | 4.5217391304348 | 2.3750435276083 |
56 | Half a swiss on whole wheat, dry. | 4.5217391304348 | 2.7325663239079 |
56 | Level 3: Once North, Once East | 4.5217391304348 | 2.4999054802548 |
56 | The history of all hitherto existing society [2] is the history of class struggles. | 4.5217391304348 | 2.4648761361841 |
61 | Celestial beacon across sea of eternal darkness. | 4.4782608695652 | 2.4999054802548 |
62 | F = m*a | 4.4347826086957 | 2.6346534621814 |
62 | "Write questions to go with the answers." | 4.4347826086957 | 2.9314796227891 |
64 | Anterior to the left Hapsbuch nodule. | 4.3913043478261 | 2.2600332901508 |
65 | If it feels good, it must be right. | 4.3478260869565 | 2.3332883243476 |
66 | Post it in this topic. | 4.304347826087 | 2.7256396554187 |
66 | You'll propably find it when you'll be dead. | 4.304347826087 | 2.7256396554187 |
68 | To be--that is the answer. | 4.1304347826087 | 2.6260293687898 |
68 | The piranha. | 4.1304347826087 | 2.4725334274979 |
68 | Look into a mirror and you will know | 4.1304347826087 | 2.3276102285781 |
71 | The answer is go back to your room and finish your homework. | 4.0869565217391 | 2.9622706255471 |
71 | 1=0 | 4.0869565217391 | 2.7491191233978 |
73 | Chuck Norris | 4.0434782608696 | 2.4755897122586 |
73 | Verbal Kint. | 4.0434782608696 | 2.8049375854416 |
75 | No matter what you think, expect, feel, hope, dread, wish, desire, consider, remember, contemplate, | 4 | 2.3219182474467 |
76 | :cigar :oldtimer :cigar | 3.9565217391304 | 2.9263162905155 |
76 | Singularity. | 3.9565217391304 | 2.4755897122586 |
78 | Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, lived a shadow of a man, breathed his last, though dead a | 3.9130434782609 | 2.3389526358805 |
79 | The Book of Questions by Pablo Neruda | 3.8695652173913 | 2.5247358506014 |
79 | Potatoes | 3.8695652173913 | 2.6752382718113 |
79 | For tea too. | 3.8695652173913 | 2.3276102285781 |
82 | Because O:- = :devil , that's why! | 3.8260869565217 | 2.4610385561887 |
82 | #include | 3.8260869565217 | 2.5478409259102 |
82 | Human hair . . . from my back. | 3.8260869565217 | 2.6317819044211 |
85 | The answer to question 3 | 3.7826086956522 | 2.5187388448627 |
85 | The queue at the nearest nightclub. | 3.7826086956522 | 2.3022960512824 |
85 | Dunno. | 3.7826086956522 | 2.6858165585183 |
85 | No. | 3.7826086956522 | 2.8430926476994 |
89 | Orange. | 3.7391304347826 | 2.5404106361724 |
90 | Übersetzungen englischen Textes in deutschen Text, wenn versorgt durch einen frei-von-Kosten Interne | 3.695652173913 | 2.6281880451665 |
90 | The answer to question 2 | 3.695652173913 | 2.5269810585601 |
90 | The answer to question 1 | 3.695652173913 | 2.5269810585601 |
93 | To get to the other side. | 3.6521739130435 | 2.0559287682673 |
94 | The Blonde. | 3.5652173913043 | 2.3373356618636 |
95 | A sill. | 3.5217391304348 | 2.4648761361841 |
95 | Bunches Ziesez | 3.5217391304348 | 2.3006533139692 |
97 | MU | 3.4347826086957 | 2.7948102052153 |
98 | 42 | 3.3913043478261 | 3.345849218708 |
99 | Music | 3.2608695652174 | 2.4176415259927 |
100 | supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | 3.2173913043478 | 2.2642115767464 |
101 | What was the question anyway ? | 3.0869565217391 | 2.3202894024568 |
101 | To be or not to be | 3.0869565217391 | 2.0197512433629 |
103 | Whatever. | 3 | 2.0851441405707 |
103 | Lojban. | 3 | 2.1669453555438 |
105 | What ? | 2.9130434782609 | 2.165199930085 |
106 | PS. Bunnies are cute. | 2.8260869565217 | 2.0778788078867 |
107 | Liberalism | 2.7826086956522 | 1.7183541604669 |
108 | 4chan | 2.4347826086957 | 1.6104573197784 |