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1. DROD.
2. If it feels good, it must be right.
3. If I knew the answer, you think I'd tell you?


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1. I did, in the hallway, with the revolver.

2. A single camel hair can easily pass. Since the number of hairs on a camel is finite, all the hairs can be made to pass one at time. Since the hairs form a bounding set for the camel, at some point, the rest of the camel must also have passed.

3. 1=0

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1. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start

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3. I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

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1) Music

2) 4chan

3) Liberalism

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1. Half a swiss on whole wheat, dry.
2. Anterior to the left Hapsbuch nodule.
3. Into infinity, along the curve of the central stream.

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1. Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!
2. It's a quarter past five.
3. Verbal Kint.

Game on,

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ErikH2000 wrote:
6. Your post should only contain the answer. No explanations, no cute remarks, and certainly no questions.
I would say that "Game on" is a cute remark.

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04-01-2006 at 11:56 PM
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Pinnacle wrote:
1. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start

Damn, you beat me to it. :-)
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1. Because if it weren't, you'd never be able to fit it in your pocket.

2. Blowin' in the wind.

3. To be--that is the answer.
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Question: could I phrase an answer to something like 'What is X?' as 'X is ...', or would that be disallowed for sort of giving away the question?

[edit - note, this is not an entry :D]

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Is this the real contest? It seems too easy.
Given the date, I can't be sure.

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1. Two flux capacitors.

2. Lojban.

3. 42

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I am getting a passport to Canada and plan on hitting you in your sleep with fluffy pillows, courtesy of the Spanish Inquisition. I refreshed every minute, and during the last minute I refreshed every 3 seconds (as fast as my browser would allow). I was crestfallen and bitter when I read This message will be revealed in negative one seconds. This is an indication of how active my social life is.

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1. "Write questions to go with the answers."

2. Level 3: Once North, Once East

3. A sill.
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Swivel wrote:
ErikH2000 wrote:
6. Your post should only contain the answer. No explanations, no cute remarks, and certainly no questions.
I would say that "Game on" is a cute remark.
It might as well be part of my signature after nearly 5000 posts. Since Erik didn't make people remove their signatures from these posts, I don't think he'd have an issue with my usual tagline. But if he does, I'll remove it.

Game on,

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1. MU
2. It's an accident of complex carbon chemistry.


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1. You could of course, but it would take significantly longer and the butter might overheat.

2. No, he just stood on his head for a while and whistled.

3. Because it wasn't a couch at all.
04-02-2006 at 10:23 AM
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1. You are being held in a queue. Your call is important to us. Please hold the line.

2. OK, as long as you keep the elephant well away from the piano.

3. Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things he does!

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1. Ketchup and Puppies.

2. Take two pills and call me in the morning.

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1.The answer is go back to your room and finish your homework.

2.You'll propably find it when you'll be dead.

3.Post it in this topic.
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1. Human hair . . . from my back.

2. Platypus.

3. They gradually became nearly extinct over the course of paw dozen lifespans. Even before the Awakening of Senses, their numbers dwindled and it's rare to see one of them in the wild now, even though we never hunted them for food. Their lack of fur and claws, and their undeveloped psychic senses make them easy prey to their natural enemies. Early relics suggest that they were slaves of our ancestors, but whether they once were intelligent is anyone's guess.

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1. The music of the tetrahedrons is far more powerful, inane, and boring than that of the spheres.

2. Giant earthworms taking over the planet will solve all of humanity's troubles, except for the possibility of fishing all day and not catching anything.

3. Alice in Wonderland.

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1. The answer to question 3

2. The answer to question 1

3. The answer to question 2
04-02-2006 at 04:26 PM
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This will be the first contest i'll participate.

#1. Mummy at a necromancer's love fest.
#2. Celestial beacon across sea of eternal darkness.
#3. Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, lived a shadow of a man, breathed his last, though dead and buried, he had not yet passed.



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1. The queue at the nearest nightclub.
2. No, I'm lying.
3. Dunno.
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1: Because O:- = :devil , that's why!

2: Just tug on the arms, push the legs down, pull the lever behind the neck, open the chest, press the hidden button, and last but not least, fold the wings.

3: Bunches Ziesez
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What happened?

This contest was just an April Fool's joke. I didn't expect that everybody would glom onto it! Well, probably quite a few people here suspected it was a joke, but were good sports and played along.

I'll go +2 everybody that posted answers and maybe that will keep everyone from feeling bitter. Also, the real contest announcement is coming up soon.

-Erik

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I thought it was pretty entertainng, contest or not!
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I thought that was too easy. :angry

This is even worse than that fake Slayer article, which inspired me to write one myself!

*immediately makes evil plot to host the next Monthly Contest*


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