Go back to sleep, like everyone else.
On a more serious note...
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Part 1: The First Roach
My eyes slowly open to the dim lights of the enclosed area I was thrown in. I slowly get up and look around. The walls were all coloured pink. In the northern area of the room were two small statues of an overly obese king.
To the south was a yellow door, closed. I walked over with the remainder of my energy, and tried to push it open, to no avail.
I look at the place I was, and I see a sword that was about as big as I was. I ran up to it and made some poses, only to be interrupted by a eerie hissing coming from the open corridor in the north. I sheated my sword, and I proceeded north. I gazed around, hoping the find the source of these noises.
My search led me to a grey-shelled cockroach which was about as tall as I was, with teeth as sharp as razors, drool coming out of its mouth like a waterfall, landing in a tiny pool of drool under it. I stepped back once, the roach followed. I backed to the corner, it moved whenever I did. I ran back to the room, using my sword's pointy end to keep the roach at bay, not knowing how to defeat it.
I climbed onto the statue's pedestal, the roach not being able to climb. It tried, only to fall on its back. It kept trying, but fell all the time. I laughed at its pitiful attempt to reach me.
But as soon as I stopped chuckling, it sinked its teeth in the marble, piercing holes in it. It lets out a hiss, and proceeds to climb, using its teeth to pierce holes. Nervously, I proceed to climb higher. The roach had reached the pedestal by now. I climb as high as I could, the roach tracking me along the way. I had reached the top, the roach was closing in.
Just then, my sword slipped off my hand because of the sweat that formed. The sword, in its fall, collided with its skull. The roach let go the statue from the blow. It fell to the floor, on its back. To finish the roach off, the sword landed right in the beast's heart.
I climbed off the sculpture, mourned the roach's death and removed the sword from the bloody roach carcass. I admit, my mind was happy to have finished off the critter, but my heart was still shocked from the beast's death. It could've lived a nice life with its family, if it had one. But then, maybe it knew I would've killed it, and followed me so I could finish it off. I was a little confused, though. Should I be happy or not of the roach's death?
I went north, with the thoughts still spinning inside my mind.
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Alright, I mourned a human-eating beast! XD
Sorry if it's too much of a story, but it's the best I could come up with.
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