Drgamer
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Granted, but you're disqualified for cheating.
(Jordan, who said it was stigant modding you down )

I wish to survive Jordan's attack.

silver
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Granted. Too bad you used your wish for that, though, because after Jordan's attack, you'll be wishing you hadn't survived.

I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life.


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Lardarse
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Granted, bu then you'll be wasting the rest of everyone else's, and they'll hate you for it...

I wish that I didn't have to live with my parents any more...

Jatopian
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Granted; your standard of living promptly decreases.

I wish politicians would work for the public good.

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Canadian_Army
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Granted. Politics work to look good... in public

I wish could have the first Wii!

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UrAvgAzn
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Granted, you steal it from the Nintendo HQ and get arrested.

I wish I had a better ruler.

Keep posting,

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coppro
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You did, but it broke.

I wish people would stop using the past tense and possibilities in their wishes.

Chaco
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Granted; people are much more articulate when they wish for something. However, nobody has any wishes granted as a result.

I wish everything was shades of purple.

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Drgamer
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Granted, they were. But they got better, so everythings back to normal.

I wish that companies would stop using spam advertisments

Canadian_Army
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Granted, now they send people to forums to make advertisments

I wish more people knew about the NEW and IMPROVED dateforu.com. It really works! But wait log on NOW and YOU will save 20%. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

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Niccus
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Granted. It is now hounded by hourly DDoS attacks.

I wish I have a holophonor.

zex20913
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Granted, but nobody likes them.

I wish I knew what I was supposed to do today.

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Timo006
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Granted, but you get eaten on your first trip down .

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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Kevin_P86
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Granted. You had a cup of coffee, but you spilled it all over yourself.

I wish I didn't have class at any time earlier than 10:00 am, especially not at 8:30 am.

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Timo006
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Granted, but the class now ENDS on 10.00 PM

I wish that my pet fishes weren't begging for food.

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Briareos
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Timo006 wrote:
I wish that my pet fishes weren't begging for food.

Granted. Now they're crying for food, making you finding sleep tonight rather improbable...

I wish I could stop rewatching Weird Al's White & Nerdy video over and over and over and...

np: Yoko Kanno - Break Through (Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone Complex OST 3)

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Lardarse
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Granted. You now can't watch anything, because you're blind...

I wish that life didn't suck any more...

Kevin_P86
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Granted. You now have to clean it yourself.

I wish I could play Mozart's Clarinet Concerto in A+, K622 perfectly.

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Drgamer
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Granted, but now you are deaf and blind, so you don't know if people are saying that you did it, or 'Get away from the Piano! You're hurting our ears!'

I wish for the two dollar bills to be back in circulation

Canadian_Army
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Granted. Your first, here is your 2$ electricity bill... pay up.

I wish I always had a full tank of gas

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jamesdenem
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Granted, you hear a ring at the doorbell, and when you go to answer it, a man tells you you have won a glass tank that is full of gasoline. He says that he will make sure it stays full, but claims no responsibility for the horrible stench from the evaporation of the gas.

I wish that a highly improbable, but completely safe thing would occur to me.

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NiroZ
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jamesdenem wrote:
Granted, you hear a ring at the doorbell, and when you go to answer it, a man tells you you have won a glass tank that is full of gasoline. He says that he will make sure it stays full, but claims no responsibility for the horrible stench from the evaporation of the gas.

I wish that a highly improbable, but completely safe thing would occur to me.

Indeed.
Your stuck in a saftey locker.

I wish I could have thought up a better response.

Jatopian
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You do, but it's too late and the shame haunts you.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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zex20913
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Granted...but now you're in an iiiiitty bitty living space.

(Aladdin ref, attempted in text.)

Not only that, but other people have to control you--you don't have control over your own power. So sad...welcome to the wish-granter's world.

I wish that there were more smilies on this forum, and smiles in the world. Not amassed with Botox in the second case.

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NiroZ
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zex20913 wrote:
Granted...but now you're in an iiiiitty bitty living space.

(Aladdin ref, attempted in text.)

Not only that, but other people have to control you--you don't have control over your own power. So sad...welcome to the wish-granter's world.

I wish that there were more smilies on this forum, and smiles in the world. Not amassed with Botox in the second case.

Granted. Now there are threads that take days to load(and thats on a t1 connection), and the world is full of saggy faces.

Alneyan
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Granted. Now a bunch of guys who barely know the rules of chess (yours truly included) come along, wreak havoc wit your game, and otherwise do their best to make your life miserable. You end up going half-barmy and stop playing chess, preferring the quieter charms of Solitaire.

I wish more countries had *pretty* Euro coins.

zex20913
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Granted. Hyperinflation ensues, due to the popularity and prettiness of the coins. You must now pay approximately 15 trillion Euro for a loaf of bread. The dollar laughs at your pretty, but very superficial, currency.

I wish for there to be a stricter punishment for classroom rowdiness.

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stigant
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Granted. The punishment for rowdiness is now death. And justice is swift... all teachers now carry handguns. Furthermore, the statute of limitations is now 20 years. One of your teachers from 10 years ago finds you and shoots you for breaking the law when you were in his class.

(Hey, its friday! My last wish came true).

I wish that I was better at assembly level programming.

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Lst6
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Granted, but after he confesses, he starts saying all the other thruths over you, and let's say there not nice. And he even mods you down again!

I wish that the September experience, Virtual burning man, would start tomorrow.

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stigant
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ok, you're on fire. but only virtually on fire since all of this is made up anyway.

Jordan: I can't confess to modding you down without modding you up because I honestly didn't. The -1 that you ended up with was not from me.

I'll at least be nice and mod up your last post after modding it down. :-)

I wish I could go home right now.

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