Beef Row
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 471
Registered: 12-28-2005
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Re: Trap doors. (+2)
If you really want to know what a trapdoor is, ask any tar technician, mud manager (Or one day maybe a slime supervisor? The Empire's product line is always expanding, after all.) Trapdoors are the native stock from which all these creatures were grown.
Their native life cycle is as follows: A trap spore attaches to the wall above a pit (for proper ventilation), and expands thin sticky threads to connect to another neigboring support, which may be a wall or an adult trapdoor. Across this webbing of threads, a sticky goo forms, spreads, and hardens. This is an adult trapdoor. Contact with the acidic roach blood on a delver's boots triggers the next phase of their life-cycle: the adult body drops away, leaving a deposit of spores attached to the sticky threads that will form the next generation. This is why trapdoors have returned to a room whenever Beethro reenters it. If however a delver of mimic dies while on the trapdoor, the adult has a good meal, has a good (though non-sentient) laugh about it, and life goes on.
Now for the mud/tar connection: The Empire discovered a mutant form of trapdoor that failed to produce sticky threads. Because of this it formed a strange gloppy goo on the edges of pits that never really expanded much and tended to drop off at random intervals. It couldn't release its spores, couldn't spread over pits, and generally seemed doomed to extinction.
Through careful breeding in controlled enviorments using artificial roach blood and captive delvers, the Empire developed a strain of threadless trapdoor that didn't need ventilation from below and so could live on land. These trapdoors expanded to fill all available space, but could not reproduce on their own. The 'mud mother' or 'tar mother' is just the central vital organs of a mutant trapdoor.
PS: Even the Empire does not understand the function of Red Door, but through much experimentation, copied the technology so it would work with their mutant breeds of trapdoors, creating the Black Door, which is therefore also a Black Box. Tar Technicians speculate that these doors were created by a mysterious race lost in the depths of time, while Mud Managers hypothesize that Tar Technicians smell funny.
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