Ummm... kill off Chaco! It won't be all that hard, he already has down 99% of the work with that hammer of his. His skull should be nice and flimsy by now!
This just in! Instead of roaches, goblins, brains, and what not; Beethro will have to fight these goliath furry rock golems! They'll come in all different shapes and sizes, and Beethro has to climb to the top and stab 'em in the head. When cornered about the similarites of this to a recently release PS2 game, Mike Rimer told the presses that if the idea worked with them, it would work with Caravel Games too. He then alluded to something about how Beethro might get some arrows too, and walked away.
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