Ezlo
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But what's better, so totally awesome, is that Beethro dies and Beethro's sister is the main character! Hurray for Randomness!

Chaco
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Vonnifa Budkin + Sword = TCB?!?

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Ezlo
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No.... Vonnifa Budkin + Gun!

Chaco
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Nah, she's also got thermonuclear weapons at her disposal. The Rooted Empire is toast. Mmm, buttered toast...

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Plus, as a mini-game, you have to beat this game that we are playing right now! Unfortunatley, you can't win, so it's immpossible!

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Whenever she kills a roach, she gets infinite more ammo, so you don't run out easily!

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New! Meet the rock golems' cousin, Bullet Golems!

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Finally "someone else" posts,
I thought it was becomming a Ezlo/Chaco topic


I think Ezlo and Chaco will be characters in TCB

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Chaco is equipped with a Really Big Hammer (deals splash damage!) while Ezlo is the magic user. When you've killed enough monsters, you unlock new spells, including Activate Orb, Cone of Annoyance and Ezlo's Bright Idea.

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That's the best idea yet! And I can summon gods from above! Like the great god Erik! Or the Great God Mike!

Or I could summon demons, like Matt Cramp!

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And if you work hard enough, you will finally be able to summon the great Mike Rimer, who will then sit around and tell you vague hints about what will be in the next one.

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In TCB, every time you smite a roach, you fix a bug.

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Mike Rimer does say that there will be roaches in TCB. But what he failed to mention is that these are now 'roaches, which is short for troaches! Of course, "troaches" is a common misspelling of "trochee," which is of course a stressed syllable followed by an unstressed one. So what do trochees have to do with TCB? I'm glad you asked! Mike Rimer has being purposefully unclear about it and was desperately trying to convey to us that it is not a trochee, but an iamb (unstressed -> stressed). This can be concluded from an exceedingly complex algorithm. Now, we come to the next batch of evidence: the mysterious number 350. Because 3 is the number of godliness, and Mike Rimer is a DROD god, we are left with 5 and 0. Zero, of course, is an insignificant figure (digit), so we are left with 5. You may notice that 5 + iamb = Iambic pentameter. And who wrote in iambic pentameter? Dr. Suess, of course! And we know that Dr. Suess had a wocket in his pocket. Anyone who has a wocket in his pocket has roaches in his basement! So we can conclude that TCB had roaches in it.

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Well, I'm pretty sure there will be some kind of floor. I've heard from my last vision, that there would definitely would be one #ffffff and #000000 colour. I also saw jumping tatoos on Beethros left but... On butter left in the dungeon .

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Nillo wrote:
Chaco is equipped with a Really Big Hammer (deals splash damage!)

What nobody knows is that Chaco was the one who manufactured the 'Neather's hammer. Being egoistical, like most people, he kept the larger ones for himself.

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What other forumites are in it? I heard some rumors about Geomatrix being in it.

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skell wrote:
Well, I'm pretty sure there will be some kind of floor. I've heard from my last vision, that there would definitely would be one #ffffff and #000000 colour. I also saw jumping tatoos on Beethros left but... On butter left in the dungeon .

NO! If there is a #000000 color someone is going to die. (Can't figure out who at this point, though.)

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Ummm... kill off Chaco! It won't be all that hard, he already has down 99% of the work with that hammer of his. His skull should be nice and flimsy by now!

This just in! Instead of roaches, goblins, brains, and what not; Beethro will have to fight these goliath furry rock golems! They'll come in all different shapes and sizes, and Beethro has to climb to the top and stab 'em in the head. When cornered about the similarites of this to a recently release PS2 game, Mike Rimer told the presses that if the idea worked with them, it would work with Caravel Games too. He then alluded to something about how Beethro might get some arrows too, and walked away.