jbluestein
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Chaco wrote:
I wish people would speak more clearly.

Granted! You quickly discover, however, that clarity is not the same as intelligence. You are now surrounded by idiots who excel at making themselves understood.

I wish I could get past Level Four of Beethro's Teacher.



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stigant
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You are now standing on the other side of your computer.

I wish my dog was the national agility champion.

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The Stew Boy
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Granted, but he's the only one who entered.

I wish the universe would blow up tomorrow.

Dolan42
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The Stew Boy wrote:
I wish the universe would blow up tomorrow.

Granted, your universe of perception(i.e. you) will blow up tomorrow.

I wish my ISP was free.

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silver
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Dolan42 wrote:
I wish my ISP was free.

Granted. Your ISP was free last year. But now it costs money.

I wish more people knew how the subjunctive mood in the English language works (for example, the last wish should have been phrased "I wish my ISP were free").


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jamesdenem
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Granted, one more person now knows how it works, but he's a jerk and intentionally mangles it to annoy you.

I wish that in two wishes, the wisher must wish that this wish was for a new car.

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Briareos
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jamesdenem wrote:
I wish that in two wishes, the wisher must wish that this wish was for a new car.

Granted. In the next post, someone will wish for a Scheibenwischer for your car.

I sure wish someone would clean up my room properly...

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The Stew Boy
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Granted, that's you.

I wish for a Scheibenwischer for jamesdenem's car.

MeckMeck GRE
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The Stew Boy wrote:
Granted, that's you.

I wish for a Scheibenwischer for jamesdenem's car.

Granted, but instead of Scheibenwischer-Cleaningfluid it will spit mud on your car.

I wish that I'll get a free copy of TCB.

Jason
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Granted, but it's for another platform.




I wish more people worked on TBC.

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Lst6
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Meckmeck:Granted, but it is soooooo buggy that you cant even run the game!

My wish:I wish no wishes got corrupted.

Edit: again? oh well, here goes the one for Jason.

Jason: Granted, but they just came 1 minute and then left and never came back.

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Briareos
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Lst6 wrote:
I wish no wishes got corrupted.

Granted, but now this thread goes belly up...

I wish I found Legendary drops from level 1 on...

(BTW - throwing more people at any project because it's taking too long usually hampers the quality and makes it take even longer in the end... )

np: Dabrye & Waajeed & Ta'Raach - Pressure (Two/Three)

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jamesdenem
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Granted, now you just have to find the extremely uber rare item named '...' which will have Legendary drops on them.

At least I have a new car, but I wish my car went at least 50 miles per gallon with a 20 gallon tank.

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stigant
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Your car now does 5000 mpg and has a 20 gallon tank. Unfortunately, right after filling it up, you were car-jacked. The police give chase, but they are never able to catch the thief because he never has to stop for gas.

I wish that oranges weren't so messy to eat.

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Bunches
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Ganted, but they don't taste good any more.

I wish that my earing didn't
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Cedhric
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Bunches wrote:
I wish that my earing didn't
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×get all gooy with blood and puss.

Granted, your circulatory system has been replaced with sulfuric acid.

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

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Ok, but unfortunatly, they get the original actors, only 40 years older, and the writers from ST:The Animated Series.

I wish that my laptop was faster.

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eytanz
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stigant wrote:
I wish that my laptop was faster.

Granted. You accidently drop your laptop out of a 34th floor window, making your laptop move very, very fast, but only for a very short period of time.

I wish I could decide where to go for lunch.

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Briareos
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eytanz wrote:
I wish I could decide where to go for lunch.

Actually, you happen to witness a very, very, very messy and graphic accident and suddenly decide to skip lunch...

I wish I knew what's happening in our stadium today - lots of people going there, but not a single sign what's up...

np: Triola - Leuchtturm (Wighnomys Polarzipper Remix) (Kompakt Total 7)

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Chaco
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Granted. You decide to go somewhere, but that place is closed, making you return to your infinite indecisiveness.

I wish for a Really Big Sword.

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MeckMeck GRE
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Granted, but its a really big plastic sword which is hardly able to cut toilet-paper

I wish I would be a 1337-linux-h4xor

Briareos
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MeckMeck GRE wrote:
I wish I would be a 1337-linux-h4xor

Granted. They're coming to take you into custody any minute now, Greg Kroah-Hartman - the correct wish of course would've been "Linux hacker"...

I wish my NSLU2 would get more than 266 BogoMIPS...

np: Thomas/Mayer - Sweet Harmony (Kompakt Total 7)

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Jeff_Ray...
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you do, but i explode, thus blowing your happiness up and making you cry all the time.

I wish i din't exploded. (2) *pushes 2 away*

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Briareos
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Jeff_Ray... wrote:
you do, but i explode, thus blowing your happiness up and making you cry all the time.

I wish i din't exploded. (2) *pushes 2 away*

OT: is that just a non-sequitur cop-out, or do I just not get what you're actually replying to?

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jamesdenem
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Granted, you have imploded instead.

I wish that for the next twenty-four hours, everyone and everything would freeze except for me.

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eytanz
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jamesdenem wrote:
Granted, you have imploded instead.

I wish that for the next twenty-four hours, everyone and everything would freeze except for me.

Granted. Unfortunately, you got stuck in an elevator just seconds before everyone froze and now you have to wait 24 hours before you can get a maintainance person over.

I wish I was a better pixel artist.

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zex20913
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Granted, but you burn for eternity.

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

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Briareos: I meant MeckMeck. Sigh...

Above: You do, but your wish wishes that you din't wished that...
and then i explode.

I wish i din't exploded (3) *roach eats 3*

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You implode

I wish I could meet Isacc Newton

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Poof! You are dead! Now you can meet him in the afterlife.

I wish Jeff_Ray could never wish to not explode anymore.

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