Cedhric
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zex20913 wrote:
I wish Jeff_Ray could never wish to not explode anymore.

Granted! jeff_ray of Buena Park, California can never wish to not explode anymore.

I wish that everyone else in the world had to always speak the truth when talking to me.

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jbluestein
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Cedhric wrote:
I wish that everyone else in the world had to always speak the truth when talking to me.

Granted! Now you know exactly what everyone thinks of you.

I wish I could sleep.

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Canadian_Army
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Sure!
You CAN sleep, it just takes way to long

I wish I had some tongs

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zex20913
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Granted, but due to a spelling mistake, they take the place of your tongue.

I wish that I was better at the Snakes! game.

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Jason
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Well, you are but you are soo good that no one wants to play with you.

I wish for a pizza.

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tokyokid
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But the pizza has anchovies!!
I wish for a million dollars!

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jjohn7418
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Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I was better at DROD!

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zex20913
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Granted, but then michthro comes to your home in the night and kills you for taking his #1s.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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eytanz
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Granted. You will go through the usual process by which one of them is created.

I wish I was allowed to post a small TCB screenshot I really want to post.

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silver
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djinsilver: but, guys, I don't want to corrupt that wish.

other djini: nevertheless, once we start granting wishes correctly, the world will cease to function - as you well know, people can't be trusted with omnipotence. now get out there and make his wish backfire.

djinsilver: *sigh*

<djinsilver disappears and reappears before eytanz>

djinsilver: Master, I am here to grant your wish. <hands eytanz a stamped envelope> Print that screen shot out, and you may post it thusly.

eytanz: isn't that a British meaning of the word 'post'?

djinsilver: I just read all 20 Aubrey-Maturin novels and I'm afraid I'm rather suffused with the culture of the Rotal Navy circa 1800 to 1814 at the moment. Deal with it.

eytanz: well, at least someone will see this nice screenshot. oh, wait, this envelope is addressed to Erik Hermansen. HE doesn't need to see it, he's already a developer. Oh, right. I didn't say where I should be allowed to post it, either.

djinsilver: <smiles> To be sure, I had also considered allowing you to post it to the private beta-testing forum for TCB, but this seemed like more fun. But how I wish I had been allowed to peek at your monitor while you were printing that screen shot.


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Tim
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silver wrote:
But how I wish I had been allowed to peek at your monitor while you were printing that screen shot.

Granted, but they kill you afterwards.

I wish I had more ideas for a new hold.

Canadian_Army
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Congradulations, you know have more of the same ideas

I wish I had x-ray vision

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Hikari
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Congratulations, now everyone looks like skeletons. Scary, scary skeletons, everywhere.

I wish the DBOD would move faster.

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Niccus
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Granted. It now dodges your mouse.

I wish I have a jar of stale chutney.

jbluestein
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Niccus wrote:
I wish I have a jar of stale chutney.

Wow...that's a wish that kind of corrupts itself.

Well, here goes: You now have a jar of stale kitten chutney.

Now see what you made me do?

I wish I wasn't going to get modded down for this post.

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Canadian_Army
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Granted, I'll just find anouther post you've made and mod THAT down

(joke)

I wish this wish could NOT be corrupted

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Chaco
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You wish it couldn't be, and indeed it isn't. Instead your hand is corrupted. :/

I wish I had a jar of blue paint.

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The Stew Boy
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Granted, you mistook it for peanut butter and had some for dinner.

I wish for everyone to like me.

silver
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Are you sure?

Okay, Everyone likes The Stew Boy, though there's some disagreement as to whether salt or BBQ sauce is the correct condiment.

I would hide if I were you. Oh, and I call dibs on the toes <gets a knife, some salt, and goes ahunting>

I wish I weren't so lazy.


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Drgamer
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Granted, you're so not lazy that you work yourself to death...
At least you finished a super computer... that'll be outdated in roughly 3 months

I wish the future is now.

zex20913
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Granted. And there it goes.

I wish that all maps in the world were flipped so South replaces north and vice versa, and the geography and names are printed accordingly.

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silver
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foul. you didn't corrupt his wish, you didn't even try. jeff_ray's post is null and void, zex20913's wish still stands.


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eytanz
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zex20913 wrote:
Granted. And there it goes.

I wish that all maps in the world were flipped so South replaces north and vice versa, and the geography and names are printed accordingly.

Granted. However, it was done in such a way that everyone thinks it was always the case, and that south was always at the bottom of the map.

I wish I knew what to get for dinner.

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Drgamer
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Granted, but you can't bring yourself to order it (Because it's disgusting)

I wish for the next poster to have a washing machine... of DOOM!

silver
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Done. You DO know what to get for dinner. Clearly, you would like The Stew Boy for dinner - everyone likes The Stew Boy (for dinner). Unfortunately, there's not enough of him to go around, so while you know just what to get for dinner, you can't get it. It's sad, really.

edit: d'oh. I was pre-empted. And now I own Doom's washing machine. Unfortunately for you, Doom has decided to call the police and have you arrested for stealing his appliances and giving them to strangers.

I wish that one of the rules of this thread was that you couldn't duplicate wishes.

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Drgamer
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Granted, but for some reason you keep breaking that rule from now on...

I wish for the next poster to have the previous posters washing machine of Death, Doom, Destruction, And general uncomfortableness

Chaco
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Granted, but the washing machine of death, doom, and destruction hates competition, so it destroys your previous washing machine. It then destroys any clothes you attempt to wash in it.

I wish DROD had thwumps.

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Pinnacle
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Chaco wrote:
Granted, but the washing machine of death, doom, and destruction hates competition, so it destroys your previous washing machine. It then destroys any clothes you attempt to wash in it.

I wish DROD had thwumps.

Granted, but it doesn't anymore.

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Drgamer
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Granted, you become nothing

I wish THE bar would give me the 9 remaining goodies I need...

The Stew Boy
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Granted, but it takes away the one you had initially.

I wish for every single book ever printed to be printed again.