Alneyan
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 622
Registered: 07-06-2004
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Re: The Revenge of Watch the Bar Strikes Back 2: Electric Boogaloo (+5)
An elegy to the Deadly Bar of Doom:
Wondrous Creator of All that there is to be Seen, I hereby bequest your assistance in a most peculiar matter. My puny intellect is no match for the alabaster and silvery brain of a perfect, immortal machine, and I dare not challenge such a being as yourself.
My human frailness does not allow me to see through the trivial... how shall we say... experiment you have set up in this place. While it is quite entertaining, I must confess I was not trained in the ways of the Bar, and even the scriptures (a forty-two-page-long thread), however enlightening it was, did not bring revelation to mine eyes.
Therefore I beseech you to direct your most humble subject towards the proper solution for the matter known as "Riddle of the Bar" (I wonder if you gave permission for such an use of your name). While I have seen the Key, I cannot seem to fathom how it all fits together.
I dare hope I did not importune you, Bar. With all due respect, your servant in good faith.
PS: Of course, there *will* be rank points should you help me, Bar. Rest assured I did not take part in the puerile game of "Let's mod down the Bar cause we are jealous!".
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Hmm, I'll try to do something monumentally stupid so the Bar gives me a message! 
