UrAvgAzn
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Joining the Mothingness isn't so bad after the first time.

Remember those days of Webfoot DROD when you killed your first roach on the top level of King Dugan's Dungeon? You were so happy. Then the next day, feeling confident, picking up your sword, and eaten on the first attempt to clear the room. Oh the sadness. The first time was terrible. The next time and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that wasn't that bad.

Keep posting,

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PIt!=nothing

if instance_exists(Nothing){
instance_create(Beethro.x+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Beethro.y+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Roach)
}
if Beethro.x>0 || Beethro.y>0 {with (Beethro){instance_destroy()}}

if pit=nothing then nothing!=pit

*Checks for the bugs*

What about this? (Looks above)
This is fully logical (Well, mostly XD)

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UrAvgAzn
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skell wrote:
*Checks for the bugs*

Oh! Oh! I see a bug! I've bolded it:

PIt!=nothing

if instance_exists(Nothing){
instance_create(Beethro.x+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Beethro.y+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Roach)
}
if Beethro.x>0 || Beethro.y>0 {with (Beethro){instance_destroy()}}

if pit=nothing then nothing!=pit

Keep posting,

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Such grief, such joy, to live at all."
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skell wrote:
PIt!=nothing

if instance_exists(Nothing){
instance_create(Beethro.x+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Beethro.y+floor(random(10)-random(10))*22, Roach)
}
if Beethro.x>0 || Beethro.y>0 {with (Beethro){instance_destroy()}}

if pit=nothing then nothing!=pit

*Checks for the bugs*

What about this? (Looks above)
This is fully logical (Well, mostly XD)

The only bug I see is that DROD was written in C++, and that sure isn't compatible with the scripting language either.

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I know, I know, but we shouldn't get too deep into details XD.

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Hang on, isn't that GML?

*Gets a gold star*

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AtkinsSJ wrote:
Hang on, isn't that GML?

*Gets a gold star*

Discovering America in Tinned Food's can.

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skell wrote:

AtkinsSJ wrote:
Hang on, isn't that GML?

*Gets a gold star*

Discovering America in Tinned Food's can.

Is that a logical reply, or another DROD suggestion? Actually, why shouldn't Beethro discover America? I DEMAND TO KNOW!

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Mattcrampy wrote:

Bunches wrote:
I don't like soda.

Bunches, you're a kid right?

And you don't like soda?!

My world is shook.

I only drink irish spring water.

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AtkinsSJ wrote:Actually, why shouldn't Beethro discover America? I DEMAND TO KNOW!

Because the Vikings got there first - there's simply nothing left to discover once you've discovered America...

np: Yagya - Snowflake 7 (Rhythm Of Snow)

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You can discover carrot in your ear. But first you must stop from cleaning your ears for monthe, and then throw some carrot's seeds XD. Why Beethro can't plant carrots in his ears?

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skell wrote:
You can discover carrot in your ear. But first you must stop from cleaning your ears for monthe, and then throw some carrot's seeds XD. Why Beethro can't plant carrots in his ears?

My God, genius i say, pure genius.

Don't forget to put alfalfa on his head to cover up his bald spot .

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Why can't Beethro plant Marihuana on his sword. Can you see the puzzle potential? The mopre enemies you kill, the more *water* will be to water it, the more marihuana will gorw, and the more you can smoke (or sell). However, to aquire the paper which is needed, we must come with new feature request which is... Ent! Yes, he should have his own AI, he should learn on his mistakes, he should occupy 2x2 squares. You must hit him 20 times to kill him, but then, you will have wood... So another feature request should be paper fabric. It should have cool 3D look, and it should respond to everything you'll say to your headphones (if you have one).

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skell wrote:
Why can't Beethro plant Marihuana on his sword. Can you see the puzzle potential? The mopre enemies you kill, the more *water* will be to water it, the more marihuana will gorw, and the more you can smoke (or sell). However, to aquire the paper which is needed, we must come with new feature request which is... Ent! Yes, he should have his own AI, he should learn on his mistakes, he should occupy 2x2 squares. You must hit him 20 times to kill him, but then, you will have wood... So another feature request should be paper fabric. It should have cool 3D look, and it should respond to everything you'll say to your headphones (if you have one).

Further proof that drugs and DROD don't mix...

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BUT THINK OF THE PUZZLE POTENTIAL!

I know, how about a potion that when stepped on makes you move every item, monster, and type of floor. Think of the puzzle potential!

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OMGOMGOMG!!!!111!!!! W00t LooLL!!!

How about a monster that when you hit it with your sword, it spawns itself on every free square in a 5x5 diameter!!!!!!!

THEENK OF TEH PAZEL PATENTAL!!!!!!!111111111111!!

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I've got a great idea! What if Beethro goes into a tailor's shop, and then GETS A PURPLE SWEATSHURTS!!!!!11111oneoneolozlsriofsles

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WOW!!!1!11 And hair styles! And tattoos!11!1eleven!!11
Ooh! Ooh! How about if he gets certain tattoos, he gets abducted, and gets mutant powers! Or he can control the UFO, which takes-up most of the screen! It has a completely new, mysterious control system that isn't in the manual, and rotates to change direction! Oh, and get this: You can't tell which way it's facing! And pressing a SECRET KEY ON THE KEYBOARD, which changes each time, will have a 50% chance of blowing-up the whole hold, or formatting your hard drive! THINK OF TEH PZZULE PTONTELSYBNVCRJNNAL!!!!!!

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I think the joke got old a good while ago.

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What needs to happen is the thread needs to die, only to be revived at some other appropriate point in time. :O

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Niccus wrote:
That was one awesome thread necromancy.

Thanks for the bumping of an awesome thread... I guess? I'm not sure whether to scold you or to appreciate the timely bumping.

I'd like to amend this statement and say that we should appreciate his timely bumping

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I solemnly appologise. Take this opportunity to throw tasty pies at my face.

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But... but... if we throw the tasty pies at your face, then we cannot eat the tasty pies and taste the tastiness!

*eats tasty pie*

Now, pies we wouldn't eat anyway...

*throws disgusting pie at Atkins*

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Wasn't there a thread about how pies should be in DROD? It was something like stepping on the pie would end the hold or something?

EDIT: Found it.
here

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Ezlo wrote:
Wasn't there a thread about how pies should be in DROD? It was something like stepping on the pie would end the hold or something?

EDIT: Found it.
here

But that's a silly idea! All that happens if you step on a pie is you get yummy pie all over your shoes, becoming un-yummy as it mixed with all the roach guts.
But hang on, why would there be a fresh, uneaten pie in the middle of a deserted, roach-infested dungeon?

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Well, first of all, when Beethro steps on a scroll, he doesn't tear it up with his boots, he reads it. Therefore, I don't think it's too hard to then say that Beethro eats a pie when he steps on it.

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Chaco wrote:
Well, first of all, when Beethro steps on a scroll, he doesn't tear it up with his boots, he reads it. Therefore, I don't think it's too hard to then say that Beethro eats a pie when he steps on it.

That's why he's kinda chubby!

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I say this calls for a Smitemaster's Selection.

The Shortest (And technically complete) Hold ever.

It will be a room. There will be a goblin guarding pie...

AtkinsSJ
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But why doesn't the Goblin eat the pie? Unless it thinks it's a Goblin egg, or something. Goblins are stupid, with a capital STEW.

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Mmmmm, floor pie.