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TSB wrote: I wish that I was the greatest person in this world.

You are now 9 feet tall. Inconvinient, isn't it?

I wish that I knew exactly when TCB would come out

Sorry, but I couldn't resist this one.

You now know exactly when TCB will come out, however, due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, you will never find out what new features it has.
09-17-2006 at 12:57 AM
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Granted. Its coming out a day after duke nukem forever.

I wish my computer was faster.
09-17-2006 at 01:01 AM
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To Stigant: Granted, your blood is now coffee. You now have to drink coffee to live, if you don't, you slowly die.

To Niroz: Granted, It's now so fast it catches fire.

I wish for all the CaravelNet Forum Bar Goodies.
09-17-2006 at 01:17 AM
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You get them, but the Deadly Bar of Death pre-made a no-wish policy on his rewards system.

I wish that I was a good enough programmer to port Windows games to Macintoshes.

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As I can't really make a wish now, but I have a great idea on this wish:
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Chaco wrote:
I wish that I was a good enough programmer to port Windows games to Macintoshes.
Granted. Too bad the greedy companies that made the games in the first place still won't give you the source code... ever.

I wish a day was twice as long as it is now.

np: Superpitcher - Shadows (Kompakt Total 2)

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09-17-2006 at 09:50 PM
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Granted. Since "now" is an instant of time and doesn't really have length, twice "now" is also an instant. Days (and years for that matter) now pass by instantaneously. All matter is flung off the earth. :)

I wish I was colorblind.

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Granted. Now everyone thinks your name is 'Colorblind' and you can't figure out why.

I wish all invading aspects of California would go home instead of invading Oregon, first with its weather, then with its drivers coming up here for college and making roads more dangerous.

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Granted, their home is now right outside your house.


I wish to know why there is so much evil in the world.
09-18-2006 at 03:20 AM
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Drgamer wrote:
Granted, their home is now right outside your house.


I wish to know why there is so much evil in the world.

Granted, but then a truly evil person strikes you deaf, dumb, blind and paraplegic

I wish i hadn't have to edit this post in order to add this wish

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Granted, the 'edited by' line at the bottum is now a lie, and no one likes a liar

I wish I could win a contest

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I wish I could win a contest
Granted. Unfortunately for you, it's the Twit Olympics...

I wish I had an army of clones - so much to do, so little time...


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Granted. They all want a different clone to do it. You get really annoyed, destroy them all and do the work your self.

I wish I didn't have to wish!

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Granted! You're now about 1 minute before the wish, but nonetheless, no matter what you try to do, 'you' wish. Game Over.

I wish my computer was english at 100%!

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09-18-2006 at 11:29 AM
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Granted, your computer was 'english at 100%' (Seriously, WHAT are you trying to say?)
But now it crashes every 50 seconds when it was in english. However you barely managed to change the language to wingdings # 098034534124235 (It's new, improved, and even harder to understand than before)

I wish the next poster was the only poster to 'get' this 'joke', and he would laugh uncontrollably every time someone mentioned it.
The 'joke' is: A bar walks into a man.
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Granted, due to advanced technology, a talking poster has just been made. Strangely, printed on it are the words "A bar walks into a man." Everytime someone comments on those words, the poster breaks out into uncontrollable, extremely annoying, nasally laughter. The makers of the poster have decided to mail the poster to you because you won a random drawing.

I wish to have an English speaking cat for a pet, which I will be able to understand.

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Unfortunately he has no manners and just critiques you all day. On top of that, no one else understands him.

I wish i had anouther mod point so I could mod briaroes up for his last post

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Granted, you trade 29 rank points for 1 mod point.

I wish that I will get very good grades in every subject at school.

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Jason wrote:
I wish that I will get very good grades in every subject at school.

Granted. You are doing so good in school, that you get accepted to the best college. Sadly, you still have to pay for it, and you don't have enough money. So your have to sell your house. Your parents, not having a place to live, come with you to college, and humiliate you at any given moment. Your life is ruined.

I wish that there were blue polka-dotted monkeys roaming the earth.

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UrAvgAzn wrote:
Jason wrote:

I wish that there were blue polka-dotted monkeys roaming the earth.

Keep posting,

Granted, but they eat anything and everything. The world is eventualy covered in nothing but blue polka-dotted monkeys.

I wish my mom would get home tonight instead of tomorow. (she's driving from Florda to Mass.)
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Granted. As humans and monkeys have common ancestors, you too are blue polka-dotted.

I wish to have a sub-par round of golf today.

edit: Post-collision - I'll leave it anyway.

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To Bunches: Granted, but your Mom is very sick, close to dying aand has wished to die in her own bed. Also when your mom DOES die, they find out that you 'poisoned' her. You evil person!

To Kie: Granted, but if you had played your average game, you would have won the contest, but as you wished to play a 'sub-par' game (In comparison to your previous golf games) you came in last place. You know, the highest score (Which in golf is BAD)


I wish for the next poster to buy every single forum member a drink... of non-posioned, bottled water (That's safe to drink).
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Granted. I have just bought 3102 bottles of water. But I am keeping them all for myself.

I wish I knew the exact base 10 decimal representation of √π.

(I'll get it right one of these times...!)

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Granted. However, with every spare neuron in your brain filled with digits of an irrational number, you're unable to do much with that knowledge other than twitch and drool on the floor with a vacant expression on your face, occasionally spouting batches of digits from deep in the recesses of √π.

I wish Kevin_P86 wouldn't drool on the floor so much.



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Granted. Gravity is reversed and he now drools on the ceiling.

I wish my son was well enough to go to school today.

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Granted, but all the staff members of the school are sick, so school is canceled.

I wish to know what's wrong with "Flying Bear Entertainment" (Those Insaniquarium guys, they haven't updated there site... in a year...).
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Done. However, someone else has clearly modded you down afterwards. Sorry.

I wish that it was Friday.

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Granted, you pass out until Friday.

I wish there were no more wars in real life.
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Granted. Wars are now a thing of the past, but they have been replaced by a host of personal feuds. Any reason is good enough to do bodily harm to someone else, and the whole of society collapses in the following months. You end up being killedin a fairly gr**some manner by the ex-boyfriend of one of your co-workers, due to an unfortunate identity mismatch.

I wish I could just focus on something.
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OK, but you dont have the power to land

I wish could win the Jeff_Ray says contest

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