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Kwakstur wrote:
I wish I knew the secret of the bar.

Granted. Now you must figure out what it is that you know.

I wish I could stop procrastinating on 150.

Chaco
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Granted; you will stop procrastinating on December 150th. Unfortunately, since our calendar system only has 31 days or fewer for each month, you have to make your own, with 200 days for each month. This ends up taking you far into January 1st, so you end up having to buy materials for about thirty holidays at once, since days are as short as hours. This, of course, leaves you flat broke.

I wish I was able to come up with plans faster.

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Chaco wrote:
I wish I was able to come up with plans faster.

Granted. You now have the ability to come up with plans in an instant. Too bad they're actually the crappiest ones on the planet, so you get caught before even thinking about planning that bank job you had in mind...

I wish Ex-mas music got banned from radio airplay many, many years ago...

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Drgamer
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Granted, now they have even more annoying songs

I wish for a new computer.

tokyokid
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Granted, but it is the slowest thing you ever had, and it broke the next day you got it!

I wish TCB was out.

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Granted, but its only 89% of it, which means we will never know the ending!

Briareos wrote:
I wish Ex-mas music got banned from radio airplay many, many years ago...

OOoooh, PLEASE!!! and add Christmas movies to that list as well.

MartianInvader
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OOoooh, PLEASE!!! and add Christmas movies to that list as well.

I'll take that as "I wish Christmas movies were banned a long time ago".

Granted, but without the holiday cheer, you discover the world a worse place, and in the end you realize that Christmas isn't about presents, it's about family, and you save Santa's sleigh and save Christmas and sing a happy song about it in the end, making everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside. Yes, your life becomes a bad Christmas movie.

I wish I could think of a good wish for this game.

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Granted, but unfortunately you used your wish to think of a wish. Now you have to corrupt a wish before you can make your wish, and try as you might you just can't think of a decent corruption, and by the time you've finally managed to earn another wish the wish you first thought of has completely gone out of your head. In addition, in the last paragraph, the word "wish" has been repeated so often that it has lost all meaning for you. How sad.

I wish my Cambridge interview had gone better...

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Granted, but still not good enough to get you in.

I wish I wasn't always this bored.

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Granted. Now you're always even more bored.

I wish spammers would leave this forum alone.

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Beef Row
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Fafnir wrote:
Granted. Now you're always even more bored.

I wish spammers would leave this forum alone.

Granted. Now all the worlds spammers focus on your email. And your snail mail. And your phone. In fact, there's spam graffiti on your house.

I wish chicken was a vegetable.

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Granted, but it's a vegetable in the sense that potatoes and corn are vegetables. They may be them, but they aren't all that healthy.

jamesdenem
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Granted, you can go back in time, but only far enough to prevent yourself from wishing that you could go back in time. You now are thrown into a time paradox from which you cannot escape.

I wish I could come up with some good ideas for some rooms for the hold that I am currenty making.

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Granted. Unfortunately, they involve elements not currently implemented in DROD. When you knock on mrimer's door in order to suggest these new ideas, two hired thugs open the door and physically remove you from the premises.

I wish there was one more speck of dust on the "Building and Repairing PCs" book I just received.

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Beef Row
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Chaco wrote:
Granted. Unfortunately, they involve elements not currently implemented in DROD. When you knock on mrimer's door in order to suggest these new ideas, two hired thugs open the door and physically remove you from the premises.

I wish there was one more speck of dust on the "Building and Repairing PCs" book I just received.

Granted, but the dust speck is the nucleus of a Katamari that eventually consumes you, your house and your family.

I wish that <expletive deleted> was <expletive deleted>.

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Drgamer
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Granted, but it was always that way, so you just wasted a wish.

I wish that the networks would stop canceling all the good shows

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Granted. There are no more good shows to cancel, thus they are no longer cancelling good shows.

I wish that I could stay in Tampa for longer than 3 weeks.

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zex20913 wrote:
I wish that I could stay in Tampa for longer than 3 weeks.

Granted. While visiting, you are arrested for wishing without a license, and spend the next 15 years in a Tampa prison.

I wish that all the governments of the world were good ones, that a positive number of governments existed, and that people also continued to exist (just so its not TOO easy).

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Granted, there is now only one government for the world, that of total dictatorship by computers. Being much smarter than we are because we made them that way, they make sure our every need is fulfilled and keep all of us happy till we die. But because they are computers, every day is the same, and while it is nice, it gets dull quickly.

The government is considered good by all though, since it has ended all world wars, and any forms of violence by making everyone happy.

I wish my IQ was exactly 3 points higher than the third most intelligent creature in the universe.

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Briareos
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jamesdenem wrote:
I wish my IQ was exactly 3 points higher than the third most intelligent creature in the universe.

Granted. Too bad it's IQ was the maximum value that can be stored in a signed int (which is what the universe uses to store the IQ's of everything in) so your's just wrapped around to the other end of the scale.

On the positive side, due to your new job as an amoeba you don't even notice it...

I wish more forums were like this one.

np: Pole - Kirschenessen (1)

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Beef Row
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Briareos wrote:
I wish more forums were like this one.

Granted. The governmet of Monaco orders a mass lobotomy of forum regulars. Suprisingly, most nations comply. Now there are many more forums just like the DROD forum. For example, there's the DragonBallZ forum.

I wish for more rank points.

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Granted. You received 2147483648 rank points and now you have negative amount of them because forum software uses signed int's .

I wish this topic stopped.

Briareos
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Karipto wrote:
I wish they'd get rid of those holiday-type commercials.

Granted. Now all you get is Cr*zy Fr*g ringtone ads... *shudder*

I wish there was a confirmation dialog before closing those "The bar shakes and <something happens>" dialogs - I always dismiss them while noticing I got one...

(Well, if you could do that using JavaScript, anyway...)

np: Monolake - Wasteland (Polygon_Cities)

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Granted, but only you get them and they take five hours to get through (If you don't mess up), plus they take away stuff from you.

I wish the bar got stuck on one more click than what I guessed in the bar lottery.

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Granted, but the contest is now cancelled due to the glitch.

I wish for a merry Christmas to all!

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tokyokid
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Granted, but it's to everyone but you.

I wish I had a mufin right now.

Fafnir
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Granted. Here's a link.

I wish I had been born with the mystical ability of wrapping presents neatly.

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Granted...however, you can only neatly wrap presents that have already been wrapped by somebody else, making the whole thing kind of silly.

I wish I wasn't so confused.

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Briareos
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zex20913 wrote:
Granted...however, you can only neatly wrap presents that have already been wrapped by somebody else, making the whole thing kind of silly.

I wish I wasn't so confused.

Granted. Now you're sooooo confused that you can't tall staplers of turnips along.

I wish one plus one was slightly larger than two.

np: Kaito - The Universe (Hundred Million Light Years)

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Granted. Congratulations - you've destroyed the Universe!

I wish I wasn't an insomniac. And I don't want to be turned into a narcoleptic.

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