mako, I can see you have difficulties with this room. The people at this friendly forum really do want to help you, but they are running into two problems:
1) There are already plenty of hints here, all of them recommending more or less the same tactics. Adding more hints would be redundant and would not provide any special flashes of insight.
2) You are actively rejecting previous hints and even solutions as "
sucking"
. Maybe you should look over them and try to apply their strategies to your own solution, instead of disregarding them. The hints are useful, and the victory demo is not a bad resource either.
Not much for me to say about the hints for this room that have not already been said. My best advice is to take on an aggressive mindset, charging ahead (with caution) to keep away from the roach hordes behind you. Once you reach a corner, you can swing your sword twice per turn and clear out enough of the roaches to move to the next trapdoor. Keep up that pattern and the room will be done in no time.
I hope this advice is useful and will help you conquer the room. I certainly had trouble on it my first time through, so I know how tough and tedious it can be. Good luck!
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