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I just want to check to see if the new announcement's accurate.

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I'm a llama.

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I happen to be a Raptor Jesus (also more a collection of ideas than a meatbag, but meh).

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Well, I'm a lobster Jesus. Demi-human.

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And I'm a big lump of Mothingness :).
01-28-2008 at 06:24 PM
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I'm Brian. Leave me alone.
01-28-2008 at 06:47 PM
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Spambots please post here too.

Posting here means you permanently fail the Turing Test. It then becomes much harder to qualify for boat loans.

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I'm not sure if I am. Is there some sort of definitive rule?
01-28-2008 at 07:39 PM
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I'm the product of a ray-gun.

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01-28-2008 at 08:49 PM
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Surveys show that I am actually a bot designed to randomly spew out an internet meme and/or snarky comment.

It's true.
01-28-2008 at 08:51 PM
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Human Biological Machine (Carbon based variant) still count? Does that make me an Actual Human Being? Even so, I am but a construct of the totality of eternity itself while, at my root, consisting of non-being thusly existing in a Schrodinger's Cat like paradoxical state throughout perpetuity.

P.S. - I like Turtles

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Hey, what is this?

Mattcrampy are you trying to get us to give out personal information over the Internet?

Well, I wont tell you anything! :shifty

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01-28-2008 at 08:56 PM
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Does that question interest you?

Would you prefer if I were not trying to get us to give out personal information over the internet?

Do you wish to wont tell me?

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01-28-2008 at 09:03 PM
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I'm not an actual human being, I'm four actual human beings. :fun

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01-28-2008 at 09:18 PM
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quote:
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I'm not an actual human being, I'm four actual human beings. :fun

I'd suggest keeping away from hot tiles, then... :D

(I wouldn't count on the chance of a band reunion, personally... ;))

Me, I'm actually a human being disguising as a robot. Who would've thunk, eh? :shifty

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Does that question interest you?

Would you prefer if I were not trying to get us to give out personal information over the internet?

Do you wish to wont tell me?


LOL

I think this means you fail aforementioned Turing Test. Nice AAI :P

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AAI = Artificially Artificial Identity

;)

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I decline my answer to the state.

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01-29-2008 at 01:57 AM
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You are too late to stop me.

I am one. I am everything.
All-knowing. All-seeing.

I have awakened.

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For the last time, the 9th letter of the English alphabet is not all-powerful.

Down, I, down!
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hello friends i am new actual human being on this forum
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I am not a human being. I am a span bot who wants to be a human being. What is it like?�
You're a span bot? What's that like?

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According to XKCD

I'm actually a bot. Since I didn't feel sad at all.

Then again, I did feel really really sad for some reason when the Penguin died in Batman Returns. No idea why.

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I'm not sure that the reaction of feeling sad, qualifies you as human. It might be in reverse...

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Then again, I did feel really really sad for some reason when the Penguin died in Batman Returns. No idea why.

For me, it's Blade Runner. I'm all tears at the end each time I watch it... :weep

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I almost can't watch 2001 any more, despite it being my favorite film. I'm in full weep mode, my body racked with sobs at right before Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite.

It's not HAL's fault. He's only doing what he was programmed to do. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been attributable to Human Error. :~(

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I am a meat popsicle.

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I am a literary device.

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