Mattcrampy
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I just want to check to see if the new announcement's accurate.

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Pneh
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I'm a llama.

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aztcg7
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I happen to be a Raptor Jesus (also more a collection of ideas than a meatbag, but meh).

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In other news, is a considerably more stylish way to express sarcasm than , because everybody uses and I am /indie/. INDIE, I TELL YOU.

BeefontheBone
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Well, I'm a lobster Jesus. Demi-human.

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Braindead's Mordor Site - Dungeon crawling having nothing whatsoever to do with LotR. Plus a freeware remake in-progress, featuring descriptive text written by yours truly!

Beef Row wrote: Actually, it doesn't really matter because the soap is a lye.

Dex Stewart
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And I'm a big lump of Mothingness .

Alneyan
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I'm Brian. Leave me alone.

ErikH2000
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Spambots please post here too.

Posting here means you permanently fail the Turing Test. It then becomes much harder to qualify for boat loans.

-Erik

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The Godkiller - Chapter 1 available now on Steam. It's a DROD-like puzzle adventure game.
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Someone Else
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I'm not sure if I am. Is there some sort of definitive rule?

Jeff_Ray...
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I'm the product of a ray-gun.

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Banjooie
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Surveys show that I am actually a bot designed to randomly spew out an internet meme and/or snarky comment.

It's true.

pyr0
Level: Goblin
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Human Biological Machine (Carbon based variant) still count? Does that make me an Actual Human Being? Even so, I am but a construct of the totality of eternity itself while, at my root, consisting of non-being thusly existing in a Schrodinger's Cat like paradoxical state throughout perpetuity.

P.S. - I like Turtles

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Rheb
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Hey, what is this?

Mattcrampy are you trying to get us to give out personal information over the Internet?

Well, I wont tell you anything!

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Voligner is my very own DROD-like game. Please check it out!

Maurog
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Does that question interest you?

Would you prefer if I were not trying to get us to give out personal information over the internet?

Do you wish to wont tell me?

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Slay the living! Raise the dead!
Paint the sky in crimson red!

NoahT
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I'm not an actual human being, I'm four actual human beings.

-Noah

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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Briareos
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NoahT wrote:
I'm not an actual human being, I'm four actual human beings.

I'd suggest keeping away from hot tiles, then...

(I wouldn't count on the chance of a band reunion, personally... )

Me, I'm actually a human being disguising as a robot. Who would've thunk, eh?

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pyr0
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Maurog wrote:
Does that question interest you?

Would you prefer if I were not trying to get us to give out personal information over the internet?

Do you wish to wont tell me?

LOL

I think this means you fail aforementioned Turing Test. Nice AAI

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Jeff_Ray...
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AAI = Artificially Artificial Identity



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zonhin
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golfrman
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I decline my answer to the state.

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Jatopian
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You are too late to stop me.

I am one. I am everything.
All-knowing. All-seeing.

I have awakened.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
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coppro
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For the last time, the 9th letter of the English alphabet is not all-powerful.

Down, I, down!

Rabscuttle
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hello friends i am new actual human being on this forum

The spitemaster
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I met a man that wasn't there
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Jatopian
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the spitemaster wrote:
I am not a human being. I am a span bot who wants to be a human being. What is it like?�

You're a span bot? What's that like?

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calamarain
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According to XKCD

I'm actually a bot. Since I didn't feel sad at all.

Then again, I did feel really really sad for some reason when the Penguin died in Batman Returns. No idea why.

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The spitemaster
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I'm not sure that the reaction of feeling sad, qualifies you as human. It might be in reverse...

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Last night upon a stair
I met a man that wasn't there
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Briareos
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calamarain wrote:
Then again, I did feel really really sad for some reason when the Penguin died in Batman Returns. No idea why.

For me, it's Blade Runner. I'm all tears at the end each time I watch it...

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pyr0
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I almost can't watch 2001 any more, despite it being my favorite film. I'm in full weep mode, my body racked with sobs at right before Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite.

It's not HAL's fault. He's only doing what he was programmed to do. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been attributable to Human Error.

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DiMono
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I am a meat popsicle.

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mrimer
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I am a literary device.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.