Monkey
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Granted. Now they start whining because they had to stop the previous whining.


I wish for **** *beeeooooo*

Sorry. Continuing from that...
... like this to never happen to the server.

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calamarain
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OK, got beaten to the previous wish. EDITED.

Granted. That never ever happens to the server. Instead, an entirely new and different set of errors occurs, through sheer quantum chance resulting in a corrupted sector of the drive. This corrupted sector just happens to exactly resemble a picture of you in an embarassing position, which is emailed to the New York Times.

I wish that I could get decent FM radio reception at work, it's not the same working late without the BBC.


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Kwakstur
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calamarain wrote:
OK, got beaten to the previous wish. EDITED.

Granted. That never ever happens to the server. Instead, an entirely new and different set of errors occurs, through sheer quantum chance resulting in a corrupted sector of the drive. This corrupted sector just happens to exactly resemble a picture of you in an embarassing position, which is emailed to the New York Times.

I wish that I could get decent FM radio reception at work, it's not the same working late without the BBC.

Granted. The company you worked for crashed and now you make money through black market deals at home.

I wish that my wish was uncorruptable.

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NoahT
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Granted; you become corruptable instead.

Now I wish that Kwakstur was uncorruptable.

-Noah

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Anson
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Granted.
Although You become Curraptable with your wish and Then he gives you back power to wish, But i currupt the wish to make a time portal witch will Cuase a Time paradox and the universe goes "boom".
I wish my wish wasnt Currptable...
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER! NOT EVEN BY ITSLEF OF THE WISH!... Fine..... different Wish..
I Wish the Universe Will Go "Boom" in a time paradox


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calamarain
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Granted. The universe does indeed go Boom in a time paradox. Unfortunately, the specific time paradox is a loop, so that it goes boom an infinite number of times.

I wish that people would stop making the following wishes or variants of them, because they've been done to death
"I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted"
"I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish"

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Kwakstur
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calamarain wrote:
Granted. The universe does indeed go Boom in a time paradox. Unfortunately, the specific time paradox is a loop, so that it goes boom an infinite number of times.

I wish that people would stop making the following wishes or variants of them, because they've been done to death
"I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted"
"I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish"

Granted. But then this forum shuts down and you have to go to GameFAQs' Corrupt a Wish topic for AWDS, where half the wishes involve uncorruptable wishes, and the other half involve Sami doing various things. And where all the corruptions involve eyes bleeding.

I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian.

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golfrman
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Granted, unfortunately you are a cattle rancher and he was your only customer.
Now that he;s a vegetarian, you can't make any money.
I wish that this wish had been worthwile making.

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Kwakstur
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Wish granted. It's not even worth corrupting. Which means it was worth making.

I wish I could grant my own wish.

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Kwakstur
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Wish granted, but I then I corrupt it.

I wish Beethro didn't fall asleep when you don't move.

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Jatopian
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That is some hilarious rule bending there.

Kwakstur wrote:
I wish Beethro didn't fall asleep when you don't move.

Granted; he becomes fatigued, his performance suffers, and he dies at the hands of a trainee Slayer.

I wish Beethro were reincarnated with his memories and intellect intact.

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Bobpie
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Granted. but sadly you are reincarnated as a roach in the world of the eighth, and he kills you.

I wish I had a big screen TV.

golfrman
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granted, but you didn't pay the elctric bills.
Hmmm. I wish, hmm, I wish i wasn't saying hmm so much.

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Bobpie
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Granted. You now yell non-stop, resulting in various problems.

I wish I would have a Hernia.

calamarain
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Bobpie wrote:I wish I would have a Hernia.

Granted. That one doesn't need corrupting

I wish that the Squirrel of Destiny would visit my friends and stare at them in a scary manner.

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Monkey
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Granted. They get so scared that they run into you at 20 mph.
It's a long way down that cliff behind you...

I wish my next wish was null and void.

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golfrman
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Granted, the next wich is null and void. However that one wasn't, and the actual wish was to be pushed off of the grand canyon. Bye.

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Kwakstur
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I wish I didn't have to keep on wasting my wishes on the fact that nobody leaves me with wishes to corrupt.

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hyperme
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Granted. You now have to waste your wishs on something else.

I wish x/0=1

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hartleyhair
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Granted. Now, a guy from the Year 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is coming back in time to try to kill you, as he created a potion for infinite money but you proved infinity was a number.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

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calamarain
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hyperme wrote:
Granted. You now have to waste your wishs on something else.

I wish x/0=1

Granted. Unfortunately, due to the total collapse of the number line, this means that y = z for any y and any z. This means that anyone can win any lottery any number of times, leading to complete economic collapse, rioting, the fall of civilization and general chaos.

I hope you're happy

I wish for a cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows.

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hartleyhair
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calamarain wrote:

hyperme wrote:
Granted. You now have to waste your wishs on something else.

I wish x/0=1

Granted. Unfortunately, due to the total collapse of the number line, this means that y = z for any y and any z. This means that anyone can win any lottery any number of times, leading to complete economic collapse, rioting, the fall of civilization and general chaos.

I hope you're happy

I wish for a cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows.

Oi! I got there first.

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calamarain
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hartleyhair wrote:
Oi! I got there first.

You did indeed. Sorry

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Monkey
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hartleyhair wrote:
I wish I had a lightsaber.

Granted. However, you forgot it was double edged when you cut somebody in half 1 foot away.

I wish my previous wish was null and void.

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golfrman
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sorry, but according to your last wish, that's null and void.
I wish school didn't have to start soon.

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hartleyhair
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Monkey wrote:
Granted. However, you forgot it was double edged when you cut somebody in half 1 foot away.

And that's a bad thing?

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Monkey
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Oops. I mean double bladed. Like this:

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Ed Crash
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golfrman wrote:
sorry, but according to your last wish, that's null and void.
I wish school didn't have to start soon.

Tomorrow this wish will be corrupted.
I wish the same.

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calamarain
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Granted. It's the same, but different.

I wish for an ampersand.

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Jatopian
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calamarain wrote:
I wish for an ampersand.

Granted. The demon kills you. Would you like your possessions identified?

I wish for less work.

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