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Granted. Of course, since you fumble your fortitude saving throw and take a 1 you *REALLY* implode... game over, man - you don't cast implode on yourself for kicks and giggles, no matter what your saving throws are...

I really wished the weekly "Perry Rhodan" issues I subscribed to turned up on schedule every Friday so I don't have to wait the whole weekend to get my fix...

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Granted, but the next issue that you receive is covered in anthrax, since the packager at the post office didn't know he was carrying the bacteria.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

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GRANTED
but now everyone else is one.
I wish my wish that i wished could NOT be currpted again

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granted. an "iwish" can never be corrupted, but your wish will be corrupted by me. (incase you are wondering, a "Iwish" might have something to do with the Ipod.)

I wish I was a demi-god in my own religion that no one cared about or heard of.

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Bobpie wrote:
I wish I was a demi-god in my own religion that no one cared about or heard of.

You are. You're family disowns you for insisting that you have to talk in riddles and encouraging and committing the wholesale slaughter of cats. Not to mention the strange looks people give your headdress as you walk down the street.

I wish that Bobpie would show were exactly Anson made an iWish. It's killing me, it really is.

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Granted. Bobpie shows you just that, but he does it in such a convoluted and bizarre way that you go insane and start rambling on about tar and lemmings.

I wish that all my lemmings wouldn't die so easily, and that they'd all get to the exit safe and sound.

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granted, unfortunately, they are bloodthirsy caannibals, and the exit is the door to your room.
I wish summer vacation wasn't about to end.

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Granted. Summer vacation has just ended for you.

I wish for a pen.

Edit: 500th post!

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Granted, but you forget to close it, so all the pigs come running out and start chasing you.

Oh wait, you meant for writing with?

I wish I could think of something of high quality to post.

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You think of something high quality to post. Unfortunately it isn't relevant to this forum.

I wish that the roving gang of vandals would stop shaving dirty words into my pet llama's fur. (I thought it time for some more interesting wishes )

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Granted. Instead they just shave your llama entirely.

I wish more people got the "Iwish" before it got edited by Anson who wanted to correct his grammer.

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Bobpie wrote:
I wish more people got the "Iwish" before it got edited by Anson who wanted to correct his grammer.

I wish I could see exactly when this post was edited.

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Granted. However, he does it in such a way that it destroys the server.

I wish that my set of headphones could display my moniter.

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Granted, but you get eye cancer from the . . . special type of display.

I wish this was the game with Kefka.

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calamarain
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Granted. And just like in Final Fantasy, Kefka blows up the world and kills most of the people in it. You're one of them.

I wish that the Lord of the Paperclips would stop visiting my office.

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Granted. He visits you at home instead.

I wish that Bush would resign.

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NoahT wrote:
Granted. He visits you at home instead.

I wish that Bush would resign.

Granted; Cheney takes power.

I wish this forum wouldn't have flame wars.

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Granted, it has bazooka wars instead.

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Granted. The backwards trend ends. By stopping completely. No-one can ever post/speak backwards again. Ever.

I wish that the Bluebird of Happiness would go on strike and be replaced by the Chicken of Confusion

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calamarain wrote:
I wish that the Bluebird of Happiness would go on strike and be replaced by the Chicken of Confusion

Granted, but the spirit of Gary Larson changes it to a Chicken of Depression, and the suicide rate jumps a bit.

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I wish he left me with a wish to corrupt.

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Kwakstur wrote:
I wish he left me with a wish to corrupt.

Granted, but since it was the worst wish ever you go all out emo 'n stuff thanks to it...

I wish the daily Visual Studio 2005 error reports I'm sending because it's almost always crashing on shutdown would actually drop on the responsible programmer at Microsoft like all those 16-ton weights dropped on ye olde Pythons...

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Granted. However, by some strange twist of fate, he has left Microsoft and is now working in the cubical next to you. Due to the massive stack of error reports... let's just say you don't survive.

I wish people wouldn't use the exact same avatar. I keep thinking that they're the same people. Very confusing.

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Granted. Now everyone uses almost the same avatar except for a single digit of hex in one of the greys in the middle, as to make them almost but not quite indistinguishable.

I wish for Mornington Crescent.

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Kwakstur wrote:
I wish he left me with a wish to corrupt.

wait a-
I thought you were both dex stewart at first!
You're all confusing me!!!

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golfrman wrote:

Kwakstur wrote:
I wish he left me with a wish to corrupt.

wait a-
I thought you were both dex stewart at first!
You're all confusing me!!!

I wish he left me with a wish to corrupt.

(if you mention déja vu, you are officially the most unoriginal comedian alive)

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Granted, but it is invisible to you
deja vu

I wish that i had made a wish.

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golfrman wrote:
I wish that i had made a wish.

Granted. You made a wish. However, you wished for your underwear to burst into flame. That was rather silly of you, and probably quite embarassing

I wish that Star Trek 11 wasn't going to suck as much as we all know it's going to.


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calamarain wrote:
I wish that Star Trek 11 wasn't going to suck as much as we all know it's going to.

Granted. Of course, they accidentally put on Star Wreck instead, so the jury is still out... (wait, is that actually corrupting anything? Hmmm...)

I wish there was a button in Thunderbird to apply 220V to every spammer that sends me spam - i.e. kinda the same button my phone is missing...

np: T. Raumschmiere - Ost-Strom (Kompakt Total 1)

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granted, but you then send yourself spam by accident.
I wish people would realise that banjooie isn't coming back, and stop whining and complaining about it.

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