Neathro
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 41
Registered: 04-24-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a cube fired at your face.

I insert Matt, and wonder if I'll get many many lines of DRoD code for C++ that I won't even understand.

____________________________
This is not a signature, it is a
collection of randomly selected
words. Teaspoon.

Mr. Slice
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 140
Registered: 10-26-2007
IP: Logged

You got some code that says this:
(-8q8=kp9)={i.9o+forumIQgos)+e19k9k9k9k9k9k9k)= Speech Beethro: "The dogs are on the loose!"

I put in lots of nuclear and biological weapons.

____________________________
"To see or to hear is to know, but to
do is to understand"

calamarain
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 933
Registered: 03-25-2007
IP: Logged

45 minutes later, you receive... nothing.

I put in a grand piano.

____________________________
My Holds

Pneh
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 154
Registered: 09-09-2006
IP: Logged

You recieve "Mary had a little lamb" played poorly by a three-headed monkey.

I insert my left leg.

____________________________

Tahnan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2459
Registered: 11-14-2005
IP: Logged

It expels your left leg, and then sucks it back in, whereupon you feel it shake all about. The machine releases your leg and you turn yourself around; and you feel an overwhelming sense of peace with the universe, as if that, that series of motions, is what it's all about.

I insert a semester's worth of lecture notes on finite state automata and other issues in computational theory.

kie
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 221
Registered: 02-26-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a roll of toilet paper.

I insert an amoeba.

____________________________
cheers, kie

Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1129
Registered: 06-10-2004
IP: Logged

You receive a paramecium.
I insert The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett.

____________________________
Once (adv.): Enough.
Twice (adv.): Once too often.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

MeckMeck GRE
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 594
Registered: 01-03-2005
IP: Logged

You receive "Shooting and Elephant" by George Orwell.

I insert Kafka's "Process" (I want to get rid of it.)

Pneh
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 154
Registered: 09-09-2006
IP: Logged

You recieve Kafka's "Process" (the machine didn't want it either).

I insert Rabscuttle's dog.
(If he doesen't mind.)

____________________________

calamarain
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 933
Registered: 03-25-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a tree with strong bark.

I insert the complete works of Proust (summarised)

____________________________
My Holds

Neathro
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 41
Registered: 04-24-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a complete summary of Proust (whoever or whatever he is.)

I insert a sheet of slightly folded paper, 1 side printed on already, in a very old cartoon.

____________________________
This is not a signature, it is a
collection of randomly selected
words. Teaspoon.

Briareos
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3516
Registered: 08-07-2005
IP: Logged

Neathro wrote:
You receive a complete summary of Proust (whoever or whatever he is.)

[OT]*cou-ough*[/OT]

As for your sheet of paper:

You receive nothing, since you're supposed to put things into the machine, not in a very old cartoon.

I insert a hovercraft full of eels.

np: Odd Nosdam - Burn (The Exciting Sounds Of Level Live Wires)

____________________________
"I'm not anti-anything, I'm anti-everything, it fits better." - Sole
R.I.P. Robert Feldhoff (1962-2009)

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NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1133
Registered: 06-17-2003
IP: Logged

You receive an eel full of hovercrafts.

I insert a PC.

-Noah

____________________________
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

My stuff:

hartleyhair
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 307
Registered: 08-05-2007
IP: Logged

You receive pen and paper.

I insert a tambourine.

____________________________
I'm currently working on Jerrik's Dungeon, an oldschool Hold for TCB.

Tahnan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2459
Registered: 11-14-2005
IP: Logged

You receive William Shatner's recording of "Hey Mr. Tambourine Man".

I insert a punch card.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

You receive a chunk of BF source code equivalent to the code on your punch card.

I insert a +.

____________________________
Who, me?
FNORD

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Mr. Slice
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 140
Registered: 10-26-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a -.

I put in a 1.

____________________________
"To see or to hear is to know, but to
do is to understand"

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

You get -1, because apparently the machine is losing creativity.

I put in my soul, just to make these nuts sacrificing their appendages look reasonable.

____________________________
DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

You get a shoe with no sole (which is probably useless), and a piece of paper saying "Sorry about the pun."

I camp in the machine, despite that -1 arms incident.

____________________________
lurking

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Mr. Slice
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 140
Registered: 10-26-2007
IP: Logged

You get instant and a very painful death.

I put in my imagination!

____________________________
"To see or to hear is to know, but to
do is to understand"

coppro
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1308
Registered: 11-24-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a minor skin irritant.

I insert a monthly contest.

Briareos
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3516
Registered: 08-07-2005
IP: Logged

You get duped into a life-long subscription for "Contests Monthly", fully payable in advance... ouch.

I insert an RSS feed.

____________________________
"I'm not anti-anything, I'm anti-everything, it fits better." - Sole
R.I.P. Robert Feldhoff (1962-2009)

coppro
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1308
Registered: 11-24-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a Microsoft/Apple proprietary replacement technology that doesn't work but everyone uses.

I insert a penguin.

Mr. Slice
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 140
Registered: 10-26-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a Linux.

I insert 0.9999999.

____________________________
"To see or to hear is to know, but to
do is to understand"

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

You receive a piece of paper that says "STOP WITH THAT ALREADY!"

I put in the 4th dimension.

____________________________
lurking

Someone Else
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1304
Registered: 06-14-2005
IP: Logged

You run out of time.

I insert a piece of cheese.

RoboBob3000
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1978
Registered: 10-23-2003
IP: Logged

You receive a Polaroid of yourself inserting cheese into the machine.

I unplug the machine.

____________________________
http://beepsandbloops.wordpress.com/

Rabscuttle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2460
Registered: 09-10-2004
IP: Logged

File: IMG_2054_smaller.JPG (55.4 KB)
Downloaded 667 times.
License: Public Domain

You get a plug.

I insert a hamster in a wheel (into the machine)

Pneh wrote:
You recieve Kafka's "Process" (the machine didn't want it either).

I insert Rabscuttle's dog.
(If he doesen't mind.)

If who doesn't mind? Me or the dog?



awwww

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Tahnan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2459
Registered: 11-14-2005
IP: Logged

Strangely, you get back your dog, along with the hamsterless wheel.

I put in a jar of salsa.

NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1133
Registered: 06-17-2003
IP: Logged

You get the salsa back without the jar.

I insert a piece of scrap metal.

-Noah

____________________________
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

My stuff: