Anson
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Thats two wishes. So i say
Not Granted.
I wish i had someone call me a idiot.

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Briareos
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Anson wrote:
I wish i had someone call me a idiot.

Granted. The idiot should be with you in the next 5 minutes or so....

I wish the people who frankensteined together the CMS our website is sadly running on would finally get a clue and fix their mess...

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silver
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OT: which CMS is that? wouldn't happen to be MOSS would it?

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Briareos
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silver wrote:
OT: which CMS is that? wouldn't happen to be MOSS would it?

DeadRot RedDot

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calamarain
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Briareos wrote:
I wish the people who frankensteined together the CMS our website is sadly running on would finally get a clue and fix their mess...

Granted. They do indeed get a clue, and fix their mess. Unfortunately, they have several messes, and all they do is go home and tidy their bedrooms, not helping you in the slightest.

I wish for ice.

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hyperme
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Granted. You freeze.

I wish.

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Monkey
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Granted. It would help if I... is that fungus on your foot natural?

I wish for a XP version of Boulder Dash.

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calamarain
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Monkey wrote:
I wish for a XP version of Boulder Dash.

Offtopic - Repton - very similar.

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Bingbing
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Granted. However, like the operating system it runs on, it crashes every 5 seconds.

I wish I could make a good hold.

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hyperme
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Granted. You could. Now you can't.

I wish for un-anti-disinfectant

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Anson
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hyperme wrote:
Granted. You could. Now you can't.

I wish for un-anti-disinfectant

Granted. Although a wish is a wish.
So you only wish that wish came true.
And i grant THAT wish. But all the wishing causes your computer to implode and every computer you buy blown to bits, no more DROD!
I wish i finished my school project.

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Bingbing
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Granted. However, it turns out to be so bad, it gets a G.

I wish this forum was a ghost town.

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Jatopian
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Bingbing wrote:
I wish this forum was a ghost town.

Granted; this forum was a ghost town, in the 1800s. Now it is lively and active, full of intelligent contributors.

I wish for 2 blessed fireproof spellbooks of polymorph (0:99).

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

calamarain
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Granted. Unfortunately, a soldier wielding a cockatrice corpse comes round the corner and hits you. And you aren't wearing an amulet of lifesaving. And you don't use wizard mode.

I wish for a dish.

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Briareos
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calamarain wrote:
I wish for a dish.

Granted. A large satellite dish drops on you out of thin air because it thought it was a piano on an airplane.

I wish I had ACME rollerskates with rocket boosters.

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Anson
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Granted. Although it had a mind of its own and started flying and ruining things, and ruined your Computer/Mac
I wish for a .

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zonhin
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The dot is, however, impossible to see, as it has no dimension.

I wish for a new HD Plasma screen TV with an Xbox360 and a copy of My Beautiful Katamari, because I really want to play it without having to buy a 360.

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And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Stephen4Louise
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Granted. However the major power cuts have left you unable to use any of your new toys

I wish the next posted would say something interesting.
I wish for the ability to edit this post to make the next poster look like they don't know what they are talking about.

Steve.

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zonhin
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Granted. However, the next poster has nothing interesting to say.

I wish I had the Phys Gun from Garry's mod, so I can die from random physics spasms.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

hyperme
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Granted. You creat a endless pit randomly, which spasms. As the pit is endless, you stave to death.

I wish by internet provider won't go down for many days with out warning.

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Monkey
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Granted. However, you're just in time for a destructive virus. And everybody but you loses their connection.

I wish for a 3D :P

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calamarain
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Monkey wrote:
I wish for a 3D :P

Granted. Unfortunately, since it's only possible for knots to be tied in three dimensions (any less and they can't exist, any more and they always come untied), you are strangled by a group of roving ropes.

I wish for a small blue piece of paper with the word "Chicken" written on it.

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bdwing
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Granted. You have part of a blueprint for making a chicken.

Unfortunately, you have only PART of a blueprint for making a chicken. When you try to construct a chicken in your Dr. Frankenstein Home Laboratory, you end up with only the feet and beak.

I wish I was a normal person.

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Briareos
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bdwing wrote:
I wish I was a normal person.

Granted. Just hold still, the Bureaucracy will be all over you in a second...

I wish I could remember the name of that game from the Guess the Screenshot thread...

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zonhin
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Oh no! The name of the game is an incomprehensible mish-mash of various evil ununderstandable eldritch horror languages so that simply knowing the name of them would kill you and your soul.

I wish for no more Cthulu jokes. I'm tired of them.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

zex20913
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Granted. You stop making them, since you were the only one who was doing it. You start making jokes that only make sense in Olde English. Your sense of humor is a sad one.

I wish that school began precisely one hour later, daily, and ended precisely one hour later, daily.



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calamarain
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zex20913 wrote:
I wish that school began precisely one hour later, daily, and ended precisely one hour later, daily.

Granted. Unfortunately, the entire world decides to get with the change, shifting events one hour forward in time, so that there's no net change at all in school hours.

I wish for a bicycle helmet

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Bingbing
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Granted, however, the strap is too tight and strangles you.

I wish I could actually reach the final boss in a roguelike.

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Anson
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Granted.
But the problem is, You reach a Boss, a buisness boss, Witch is the last BOSS
I wish for 8469376936573977792495893580389035987 *five minutes later* 84754765 wishes.

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Insane
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Granted, but immediately the universe suffers from a serious buffer overflow and everything negates to apple pie.

I wish this topic would die.

-Insane