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bolare
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velitsche plistarelasu
ivolandovolandobellisomekjutomahagomahagokelson
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volare
oo
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pensuconsunjoparasidonovolveramas
emipimtabalasmanuelacararasu
iveprovinsoleventolavinomedsegon
imeitschahehovolar hennelsielenvenitoooooooooo
volare
oo
kantare
oooo
melblu dipintudiblu
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volare
oo
kantare
oooo
melblu dipintudiblu
velitsche plistarelasu

pensuconsunjoparasidonovolveramas
emipimtabalasmanuelacararasu
iveprovinsoleventolapinomedsegon
imeitschahehovolarhennelsielenvenito
volare
oo
cantare
oooo
melblu dipintudiblu
velitsche plistarelasu
melblu dipintadiblu
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melblu dipintadiblu
velitsche plistarelasu
melblu dipintadiblu
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×#4365

Progress in game:
DROD:AE - Complete
DROD:JtRH - Mastered
DROD:TCB - Mastered

DROD:SS - Perfection - Perfection 4
DROD:SS - Smitemastery 101 - Mastered
DROD:SS - Master Locks - Mastered
DROD:SS - DDDD - Conquered (67%)
DROD:SS - Suit Pursuit - Mastered

DRPG:TT - Conquered (62%)

×Don’t You Love this Planet



I was standing at the protest with a poster in my hand
It said "what part of the word postcolonial don’t you understand?"
I saw you lurching towards me from across the parking lot,
and I never will forget how you — well okay, I forgot
One finger was omitted from the peace sign which you flashed
Despite this odd elision, you continued unabashed
“Buddy, don’t you love this country?” was the foremost of your taunts
and I doubt you were expecting this elaborate response:

Come on buddy, don’t you love this planet?
you know, people died to make this planet great!
Buddy, where’s your planetary spirit?
if you talked like that on Neptune, no-one could hear it!
take your propaganda up to Saturn
where the sound won’t even propagate!
down on Mercury a sound wave can’t be heard — or can it?
Buddy, what’s your problem with this planet?

I can see how you might be ecstatic
living on a giant ball of gas
well let’s find out who’s stupider, why don’t you go
breathe Hydrogen on Jupiter, while I stay here and breathe some O
perhaps your tastes run toward the Plutocratic
you could lose some weight, or rather, mass
If you need a bang, how bout the big one that began it?
Buddy, what’s your problem with this planet?

your expressions of aggression are confirming my impression
that you’re not used to Earthling conversation
well it might avoid confusion if we tried it in Venusian
so here’s a simultaneous translation:

Come on buddy, don’t you love this planet? *
do you prefer a denser atmosphere?
it looks as if your brain is on some asteroid
but your head is in Uranus — there’s certain jokes one can’t avoid
Don’t you like our atmospheric pressure?
how bout the duration of our year?
you may not enjoy my goading, but it beats imploding
Hey Mister, quit freeloading on this planet!

buddy what’s a matter? are you madder than a hatter?
are you batty as a bat or are you battier than that or
is your attitude in tatters from a blast of antimatter
don’t you love this planet?
are you rattling your bars because you’d rather go to Mars
or would you sooner go to Luna, it’s a satellite of ours
because your patter has a pattern like you’d rather go to Saturn
but in Saturn’s atmosphere it means you’re never gonna hear it
buddy while you’re colonizin’ that celestial horizon
turn around and feast your eyes on this peculiar planet
a once-a-day rotation and some seasonal variation and a
great gravitational constant
so if you’re into bombing and you really want to bomb it
let me recommend a faraway vacation on a comet
’cause you'd have to be a traitor or a creepy Space invader
to believe that there’s a greater planet under the sun

[Venusian translation]

the plastic surgeons of the stars might fit you with a second head
if you like war, then go to Mars — hey what’re you, some kinda red?

maybe you’d prefer Alpha Centauri
does your cellphone work in outer space?
They say the sulphur sunsets are simply divine
I’m running rings around you! — you’re sure looking Saturnine
Perhaps it’s water on the brain — whoops, sorry!
I keep forgetting you’re not water-based!
I hear somewhere in the asteroid belt they serve a great ammonia melt
well, I suppose one can’t account for taste!

there’s a message on your pager all the way from Ursa Major
it’s another collect call from William Shatner
says he’ll meet you at the diner on the way to Ursa Minor
the other green meat — the other dark matter

Why this fascination with destruction?
you want us all to live in someblack hole?
some white dwarf? some red giant? am I getting warm?
are you working as a client for some other life form?
was it perhaps an alien abduction
that turned your brain into a casserole
so you now promote the notion we need more explosions?
there’s enough of those on other planets, buddy!

Don’t go calling me unpatriotic
You’re talking ’bout the planet of my birth
Buddy, keep your bombs off my terrestrial climate!
If you won’t act like a human, (at least) act like a primate!
Some of my ancestors were aquatic
Some of them had four feet on the earth!
Well, on Venus, there’s a saying: the gas is always greener
And here on Earth we translate that as “neaner neaner”
And I’ve never been anywhere that’s better than it
So what’s a matter buddy? Have you gone completely nutty?
Did some little green researcher turn your mind to silly putty?
Buddy, take those army boots off, or you’ll get the Earth all muddy!
Y’know this whole man-on-Mars thing needs some further study
Come on Buddy, don’t you love this planet??

×
Holds:
Nanfro Budkin's First Dungeon,
The Puzzle Catacombs
Graphical Mods:
Power Station (AE)

×
Summer 2008 Smitemaster's Selection:
Devilishly Dangerous Dungeons of Doom - Set straight after TCB

The Witherwood Castle Trilogy:
Witherwood Castle - my first hold in JtRH
Below Witherwood - a more difficult sequel, with a brand new monster, the warba.
Pathways of Witherwood - End of the trilogy, with more warba puzzles included

Other holds
At A Distance - Long distance monster manipulation
Symphony - A nice standard TCB hold
The Old School - An Architect's Edition hold for the modern era
Way Forward - A collaborative hold with the work of seven architects

×
Summer 2008 Smitemaster's Selection:
Devilishly Dangerous Dungeons of Doom - Set straight after TCB

The Witherwood Castle Trilogy:
Witherwood Castle - my first hold in JtRH
Below Witherwood - a more difficult sequel, with a brand new monster, the warba.
Pathways of Witherwood - End of the trilogy, with more warba puzzles included

Other holds
At A Distance - Long distance monster manipulation
Symphony - A nice standard TCB hold
The Old School - An Architect's Edition hold for the modern era
Way Forward - A collaborative hold with the work of seven architects

×
Summer 2008 Smitemaster's Selection:
Devilishly Dangerous Dungeons of Doom - Set straight after TCB

The Witherwood Castle Trilogy:
Witherwood Castle - my first hold in JtRH
Below Witherwood - a more difficult sequel, with a brand new monster, the warba.
Pathways of Witherwood - End of the trilogy, with more warba puzzles included

Other holds
At A Distance - Long distance monster manipulation
Symphony - A nice standard TCB hold
The Old School - An Architect's Edition hold for the modern era
Way Forward - A collaborative hold with the work of seven architects

×Well, I met a traveller
Never did learn his name;
His eyes were bright coloured.
But not both the same.

He shook my hand warmly
I could tell he was strong
And he answered my questions
By singing this song

One find it, two lose it
Same everywhere;
One make it, two take it
Mostly don't care.

Well, it rained all that night
And in the morning, rain still
And I saw the traveller
At the top of the hill
He was laughing at the thunder
And banging a gong
And, at the top of his voice
He shouted his song.

One find it, etc.

When the storm had died down
He came to my door
And he looked really happy
As he dripped on the floor
He said, "Please excuse me
But I won’t stay long;
Just give me what you don't want
And then I'll move on, singing

One find it, etc.

Said he had to keep going
But he didn’t say where
When I offered him money
He refused with a glare.
Then he roared out with laughter
As ht picked up his gong
And he left without looking back
Singing his song:

One find it, etc. (repeat)

×Lost.

×Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...

Det blir en sensation överallt förstås
På fester kommer alla att släppa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen om igen

Så rör på era fötter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi

Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen