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Banjooie
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golfrman wrote:
Jesus frigging christ wtf

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In these, MY DROD forum threads?
More likely than thought.

But I guess it's that's what they're for,
The plus and the minus--no more,
Of my well-crafted trolling
Or long threads of polling,
Just mod the sap down to the core.


03-29-2007 at 07:23 AM
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I got a kick out of this segment from today's Wikipedia article on limericks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)#Anti-limericks

Edit: The underscore wins.

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Banjooie wrote:
golfrman wrote:
Jesus frigging christ wtf

Copypasta here
In these, MY DROD forum threads?
More likely than thought.

But I guess it's that's what they're for,
The plus and the minus--no more,
Of my well-crafted trolling
Or long threads of polling,
Just mod the sap down to the core.


Core = -2
That could have some interesting implications.

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03-29-2007 at 09:05 AM
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Banjooie wrote:
golfrman wrote:
Jesus frigging christ wtf

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actually that was from memory :)

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We're all fairly choked with suspense,
The atmosphere's really quite dense;
The team keep us guessing,
With us they are messing;
The waiting is making us tense.

May I make a passionate plea?
That this day we'll all get to see
The game that's our pleasure
To play at our leisure,
So please just release TCB.

We all hear you Dev. teamers groan
In "overworked, underpaid" tone.
If you want some peace
Just make the release,
Then we can leave you alone.



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04-01-2007 at 10:17 PM
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Four Posts? Hmmm...

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Well, Elfstone must be tense, to click "Send Reply" thrice before she's even finished composing... :P

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Oh joy and pleasure untold
At last, we have really struck gold!
TCB is released:
We're all highly pleased
And rejoice in our glorious new Hold!

:D

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04-02-2007 at 12:03 AM
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I've posted this is Forum Games, but I'll put it here too as it is, I think, in "iambic pentameter"!

Ode to the Bar

Dear golden Bar, upon us you would glance
in moments rich in whimsy, wit and charm,
to speak with us, to tease and oft perchance
to bless us with your kindness, vast and warm.

Loquacious, witty, pert, you won renown
by cheery discourse, friendly repartee.
Now you look upon us with a frown -
disdain, that ill becomes one such as thee.

Austere and cold your manner now does seem;
aloof and almost silent is your way.
Your brooding gilding mocks us with its gleam;
a single message all that you will say.

No merry quips, no teasing, no largesse,
despite being loyally clicken and/or cloke.
You’re wreathed in grimness, causing such distress;
your generosity you’ve chosen to revoke.

It seems your final words to us you’ve preached.
Now desolate before your feet we fall.
Our plaintive cries we hope your ears have reached;
to our beloved Bar we sadly call.

Oh fie! Foreswear your cruelty, grant us grace
to hear your words of wisdom once again.
Assume, in honour great, your rightful place.
Let fall your bounty sweetly like the rain.

Most humbly we beseech you: cast your smile
on us, your subjects honouring your name.
Please leave us not in abject sorrow while,
allowing Time to wither all your fame.

Oh gilded paragon! you who we adore,
Your stark withdrawal our drear days doth mar.
Our lives are lessened without that fine store
Of sayings from our Great and Golden Bar.

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04-03-2007 at 02:38 PM
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It's been a while and I had to dig hard (delve? you might say ... ) to find this thread ...

Last night in Chat, on the spur of the moment :

There once was a General Forum
Where behaving with utter decorum
Made writing our scribbles
Make meaningless dribbles;
In the end all it did was to bore ‘em.

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I must say
that on this day
Elfstone justly earns three cheers.
For he did wake
from quite a break
a thread left sleeping two cubed years.

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Insoluble wrote:
I must say
that on this day
Elfstone justly earns three cheers.
For she did wake
from quite a break
a thread left sleeping two cubed years.

ftfy

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Ops Sorry! I guess that's the funny thing about online forums like this, you generally don't know details like that about people you converse with on a regular basis. By way of graphology, pleases accept a hastily concocted verse (I actually drank a speed potion before writing it.)

Time clone, time clone how I wonder
how you rip the years asunder.
Will your timey warping ways
vex me till the end of days?

Time clone, time clone how I ponder
where your timey self doth wander
when I hit the “tabbing” key.
Do you really become me?

Time clone, time clone I must ask,
when we face a smiting task,
"Why when I do my attack,
do you stab me in the back?"

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