Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1138
Registered: 06-10-2004
IP: Logged

You receive a hastily-scrawled note from mrimer, asking you to stop putting birds into the machine, it's distracting.

I insert a deck of cards.

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Once (adv.): Enough.
Twice (adv.): Once too often.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You start card counting.

I carefully put in a human baby.

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azb
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 502
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

After lots of screaming you recieve a headache from all that crying and bloody remains of a shredded baby. Also you are arrested for child abuse and murderer charges.

I insert a human brain.

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get a Dungeon Brain.

I insert the Hissing Roach Choir

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?????

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

You receive crickets.

I insert a bucket o' bananas.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

The Architest
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 255
Registered: 05-25-2008
IP: Logged

You get tiny mecha-apes with bucket-heads. Look, they even have little springs in their arms!

I insert a library receipt.

Elfstone
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1285
Registered: 03-01-2006
IP: Logged

You get a complete and unabridged first edition of "The Complete and Unabridged History of the Eighth in Nine Volumes" by Djinthro Sleadkin.

I insert a thesaurus.

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Winner of: Novice Architect Excellence 2006.
FAPCA - Technical Design Excellence in Layout and Aesthetics

bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

You receive an ancient, antiquated, out-of-date, musty, moldy, bygone, kaput, fossilized, passe, moth-eaten, extinct, unfashionable, superseded dinosaur.

I insert one month of CaravelNet service.

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

The Architest
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 255
Registered: 05-25-2008
IP: Logged

You get a this thread http://forum.caravelgames.com/viewtopic.php?TopicID=19760&page=2#376973

I insert a paper lamp.

azb
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 502
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a stone lightbulb.

I insert a pair of dice.

Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

You get out the trip to paradise you won from playing with the pair of dice.

I put in a certain coffee loving prosecutor with an awesome visor. (I had made a Pheonix Wright reference in a while, so here you go!)

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
IP: Logged

You receive a massive bill for legal services and an empty tin of coffee grounds.

I insert yesterday's cold coffee.

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get today's hot water.

I insert a certain English gentleman who loves puzzles.

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Drgamer
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 113
Registered: 09-09-2006
IP: Logged

You get an uncertain Scottish man who loves Sudoku.

I insert a rare coin.

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get an overdue water bill. Explains why you had no water.

I put in 666 goats.

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?????

azb
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 502
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive 1337 kids.

I insert a CUBE (fps) Ratmanhatta.

The Architest
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 255
Registered: 05-25-2008
IP: Logged

You get a SPHERE (rpg) Batwomanchacha.

I insert stone soup.

Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

You get steel stew, the failed attempt at a sequel to stone soup.

I insert the 3.5th demention.

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

Elfstone
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1285
Registered: 03-01-2006
IP: Logged

You get a degree in Hyperdementional (sic) Physics.

I insert a Time Lord.

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Winner of: Novice Architect Excellence 2006.
FAPCA - Technical Design Excellence in Layout and Aesthetics

navithmastero
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 632
Registered: 01-03-2012
IP: Logged

You receive Peter Capaldi.

I insert 5p.

-nm

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Member of the Snake Appreciation Society

One of your local HAs.

My stuff:

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get 5x.

I insert a pocketwatch.

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?????

skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3864
Registered: 12-28-2004
IP: Logged

You get a watched pocket.

I insert a gullible pigeon.

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My website

Elfstone
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1285
Registered: 03-01-2006
IP: Logged

You get roast pigeon served with chestnut and mushroom stuffing, Duchesse potatoes, honey-roast parsnips and broccoli baked in egg and gruyere cheese.

I insert a rich, Premier Grand Cru Bordeaux, at exactly the right temperature.

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Winner of: Novice Architect Excellence 2006.
FAPCA - Technical Design Excellence in Layout and Aesthetics

brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
IP: Logged

You receive a 25 year aged bottle of traditional artisan balsamic vinegar.

I put in 14 black socks.

bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

You receive 13 dark gray socks and a crumpled-up dryer sheet. This machine moonlights as a laundromat. What happened to the 14th sock? There are some things mankind is not meant to know.

I insert my leftover Halloween candy. (hot cinnamon Necco batwings),

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

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azb
Level: Disabled
Rank Points: 502
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive some Christmas candy canes and Easter chocolate eggs.

I insert a Really Big Sword (TM).

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a tiny plastic sword.

I insert two eggs, over easy.

____________________________
DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get a raw steak.

I insert the White House.

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?????

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get a raw steak.

I insert the White House.

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?????

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 160
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get a raw steak.

I insert the White House.

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?????