I saw the TV ads for Maplestory. They had nothing to do with the game but were just intriguing enough to make me go look at the website. Hmmm. Casual MMO platformer. That sounds pretty cool.
Then I downloaded the monster 771mb installer and worked my way through the install and character setup screens. The cute and simple graphics looked promising.
Finally, I was able to play the game with my little dude that can walk, climb, jump, and hit things. After about 4 hours of playtime, I killed hundreds of monsters to level up so that I could move onto the next part of the game, which is to choose a profession for my character. The monsters can't actually hurt you in any way at this point in the game. You just have to walk around hitting them over and over again--no skill involved. In many places, the best uh... "
strategy"
is to just stand in one place and hold down the hit key. The game will stop you from repeatedly hitting after a minute or so, presumably to keep people from leaving a brick on their keyboard overnight.
There are some ridiculous moments where you see a whole screen full of other
suckers players monotously beating on monsters in the same way. Step back a moment and wonder: how did we all get tricked into doing this pointless thing?
Sooooooo boring. I gave up when I reached level 9 and uninstalled the dumb thing. Presumably, things would probably get a little more interesting on level 10, where you are allowed to choose to be a warrior, thief, or bowman, but my soul had already been crushed by the tediousness of it all. I just want to warn a few people away from this game, so you don't waste as much time as I did on it.
-Erik
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