calamarain
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Granted. But unfortunately, since it's on the DROD forum, someone necroes it a month later.

I wish for the United States of America to all decide that carrots look pretty.

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zoombini
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Granted. But soon the population dies out due to people finding ONLY carrots to be "pretty"

I wish I didn't have to finish my master's thesis.

Bingbing
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Granted. Taking school again starting from Pre-K will solve the problem.

I wish I never had school.

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Pinnacle
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Granted, you're illiterate.
I wish for a cake.

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Jatopian
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Pinnacle wrote:
I wish for a cake.

Granted, but it's shaped like a hood. A false hood.

I wish for Tish.

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Bobpie
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Jatopian wrote:

Pinnacle wrote:
I wish for a cake.

Granted, but The cake is a lie

fixed

Snacko
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Granted, but the reemergence of the dead Yiddish language causes other revivals, first Latin, then Middle English, then Esperanto and so on. This mass revival of language not only perplexed historians, but people's tongues began to thirst for the taste of human flesh due to so much exposure to now undead languages. War has swept the globe as the most important resource has become the one true export of war. You have caused a partial zombie apocalypse, I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish for someone to explain how to pronounce PHI.

EDIT: Yiddish isn't exactly a dead language, but whatever.

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Jatopian
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Bobpie wrote:

Jatopian wrote:

Pinnacle wrote:
I wish for a cake.

Granted, but The cake is a lie

fixed

Well, aren't you just special trying to fix what isn't broken?

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NiroZ
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Jatopian wrote:
Well, aren't you just special trying to fix what isn't broken?

Master of the obvious returns!

Sillyman
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Snacko wrote:
Granted, but the reemergence of the dead Yiddish language causes other revivals, first Latin, then Middle English, then Esperanto and so on. This mass revival of language not only perplexed historians, but people's tongues began to thirst for the taste of human flesh due to so much exposure to now undead languages. War has swept the globe as the most important resource has become the one true export of war. You have caused a partial zombie apocalypse, I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish for someone to explain how to pronounce PHI.

Granted, however, he kills you. Die, Revert, Fail?

Z a (A wand of wishing 0:1) Blessed Fixed Potion of Water

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calamarain
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Z a (A wand of wishing 0:1) Blessed Fixed Potion of Water

Granted. A blessed fixed clear potion appears at your feet.

The black dragon breathes disintegration! You die!

Do you want your possessions identified?

I wish for a smile.

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Jatopian
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I thought capital Z was the command for a spell, and not a wand? Or is this a different roguelike?

calamarain wrote:
I wish for a smile.

Granted; but you've smiled too often, and now your face is stuck that way, just as sub-ideal parents maintain it might.

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calamarain
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You forgot to make a wish, Jatopian.

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Jatopian
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I wish I could wish this wish without breaking wishless conduct.

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Anson
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Granted.
But Instead it can only do this by warping you back in time when you only had signed up your account.
I dont wish for anything.

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Snacko
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Granted, you don't get anything, so there.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Sillyman
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calamarain wrote:
Do you want your possessions identified?

Y.

Jatopian wrote:
I thought capital Z was the command for a spell, and not a wand? Or is this a different roguelike?

Nope, Z zaps a wand, at least in Nethack...

Anyways... Granted. You decide to wish for a sammich. You get one, but it doesn't taste very good.

I wish

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Jatopian
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Sillyman wrote:
I wish

Granted, your glasses are now permanently glued to your head, and that glare that plays across them every second gets extremely annoying to you.

I wish for sleep and/or rest.

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calamarain
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Jatopian wrote:
I wish for sleep and/or rest.

Granted. You fall into an endless sleep, only being awoken by the kiss of a true prince or princess, just like in a fairytale.

Unfortunately, as this isn't a fairytale, you're not likely to get woken up soon, as princes and princesses are in short supply.

I wish that my lemmings would stop exploding in the wrong places.

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hyperme
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Granted. They implode in the wrong places.

I wish 4.

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Qzvlkx?

Neather2
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Granted, but 5 is so angry why you don't have choose it.

I wish....I wish a new computer

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Nothing to say. I just play the game. And you, sir, should play it too.

Conspiracy, my new hold, has just been released.

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NoahT
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Granted; it breaks down as soon as you turn it on.

I wish I would've practiced more for the music test I had in marching band class.

-Noah

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Briareos
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NoahT wrote:
I wish I would've practiced more for the music test I had in marching band class.

Granted. Too bad the test was about interpretitive dance, while you had learned marching band stuff...

I wish the re-release of the fourth season of Star Trek: Voyager would be due earlier than the beginning of next month - I've only got 4 episodes of season three left...

np: The Field - A Paw In My Face (From Here We Go Sublime)

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silver
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granted. it came out a couple weeks ago... but it sold out before you could get a copy. the next shipment of copies of the re-release should arrive ... around the beginning of next month.

I wish I had more time to spend on the forums.


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Anson
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Granted.
Although by then, you often vist the forums in a millon years.
I wish i was level 126 in runescape.

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golfrman
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granted, you're character in runescape is level 126 because someone had to hack it and level it to that. Then, as soon as it was level 126, he changed the password. Good luck on your new character.
I wish that i didn't wish.

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Snacko
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Granted, you didn't wish that you didn't wish but in your wish that you didn't wish not being granted you did wish. That wish was that you didn't wish so you didn't wish that you didn't wish. This bit of flawed, circular logic goes on for so long the universe implodes and we all become chrono-synclastically infindibulated and are stretched across the imploded cosmos.

I wish for one of those wierd little things that used to be sold around the world where the little ball was attached to the cup and you tried to get it to land in the cup until the string broke and/or you got bored.

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Anson
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Granted.
You order one and find out the stock is gone
instead you get a level 3 runescape account!
I wish i had the level 67 runescape account back

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Bingbing
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Granted. However, the maximum level is now 1000. Not a smart idea.

I wish I could open a portal to Middle Earth, and not cause anything bad to either dimension.

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NiroZ
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Bingbing wrote:
I wish I could open a portal to Middle Earth, and not cause anything bad to either dimension.

Granted. A invisible portal appears that only you can use, create and destroy. However, as you slip through the portal you make a very interesting discovery. The middle earthlings don't breath oxygen, as it doesn't exist on their planet. Happy asphyxiating.

I wish things weren't the way they are.