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I wish for less work.
Granted. There is a massive economic collapse in your area, leading to a huge unemployment percentage.

I wish for sea shells on the sea shore, sold by she who's sure they're sea shells.

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Granted. You can't buy any, since you can't.

I wish 1=2

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I wish 1=2


Granted. The fabric of the cosmos shatters because of the major mathematical flaws.

I wish the holidays would be one month longer.

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09-04-2007 at 10:45 AM
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I wish the holidays would be one month longer.


Granted. The Christmas season now lasts a full three months.

I wish the CD version of The City Beneath was available.

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Granted! The CD release of the City Beneath is now available... to everyone except you.

I wish that 39th Slayer would use a rubber chicken instead of a hook.

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09-04-2007 at 05:17 PM
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Granted. He uses a rubber chicken, he then uses the rubber chicken to kill you.

I wish I could have 1 dollar for every person I know of.
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Granted, but you get amnesia.

I wish for a smiley that's happy.

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09-05-2007 at 12:15 AM
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Granted, but he is so happy he drives you insane!

I wish I was impervious to fire!
09-06-2007 at 11:40 AM
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Granted. You no longer can be set on fire. However, you still die from the incredible heat.

I wish for

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had I done the last one, I'd've gone with smoke inhalation and/or busted him on use of "I wish I was" instead of the correct "I wish I were" by making him impervious to fire some time in the past, but on fire now.

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Anyway, your wish for oblivion is granted. You, the universe, everything, it no longer exists. Good job. Too bad you can't enjoy it (being non-existent is a buzzkill).

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So in a nearby parallel universe which was quantum-wise indistinguishable from Bingbing's until the instant before he wished, and in which he wished for something else which didn't erase all existence, it's my turn, so:

I wish my job weren't changing priorities so often, because it leaves me confused and/or unfulfilled and/or feeling like I'm wasting time.


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I wish my job weren't changing priorities so often, because it leaves me confused and/or unfulfilled and/or feeling like I'm wasting time.

Granted. Your job remains the same for the rest of your life. You hate it.

I wish that the US dollar and the UK pound sterling would live in harmony

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09-07-2007 at 02:35 PM
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Granted... for 1 second or until the s take over, the one that comes first

I wish for infinity mod points (not rank points).
I would give, not get.

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Granted. Since you have infinite mods, they become useless.

I wish for zdoom to run Wolfenstien 3D.

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09-07-2007 at 10:32 PM
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Granted. There is now a wad that contains Wolfenstein 3D in it's entirity.

I wish for flawless consistency.

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Granted. There is now a wad that contains Wolfenstein 3D in it's entirity.

I wish for flawless consistency.
Granted. All the small green cube-shaped potatoes that can sing in the world are now flawlessly consistent.

What, you never said *what* needed flawless consistency.

I wish for a lemming salad.



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09-08-2007 at 06:12 AM
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Granted. The salad is made up of salad leaves and chopped up bits of a Lemmings floppy disk.

I wish for the next patch to be delayed 5 years.

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I wish for the next patch to be delayed 5 years.
Granted. A group of vengeful DROD fanatics trace your location and skewer you on a claymore.

I wish for an 8.

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Granted. You have 8 very hungry elephants. You last a second.

I wish the government did teleportation experiments.

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Granted. You decide to wish for the military to do teleportation experiments. You can guess easily what happened.

I wish that I could remember Mike's name better (or the guy who programed DROD).

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Granted. You can remember 1 letter better. You forget the others.

I wish for Windows Vista to stop being so horrible.

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Granted; now everything else on your computer is.

I wish the 9/11 attacks had never happened.

-Noah

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Granted. The terrorists decide to nuke every single city save for those in the USA. Only 300 million people left.

I wish I could remember that guy who starts with an M and wrote DROD.

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Granted, but now you can't get him out of your head...you soon go crazy.

I wish My cousins little league team didn't suck so much.
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Granted. Now they completely whoop the universal champions. You start praying that they start sucking again, because you have to wash their clothes day after day after day. And you don't get payed.

I wish for a pet cyberdemon that won't slaughter me with its rockets.

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I wish for a pet cyberdemon
Granted;
but the fiends lack loyalty, and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing...

I wish Bingbing, Bobpie, Monkey, and everyone else would follow the rules of this game, waiting until two other persons have posted to post again.

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I wish Bingbing, Bobpie, Monkey, and everyone else would follow the rules of this game, waiting until two other persons have posted to post again.
Huh? I haven't posted right after somebody posted after me for 2 pages.
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but the fiends lack loyalty, and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing...

I wish Bingbing, Bobpie, Monkey, and everyone else would follow the rules of this game, waiting until two other persons have posted to post again.
Granted. But they still don't bother to give a thoughtful response carefully taking into consideration the context and the purpose of the wish.

I wish, once again, that everyone could be as good at wish granting as silver is.

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Your wish is torn apart by silver clones, one by one.

I wish for a haircut.

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A band of drunken clones of me, having recently celebrated some wish demolition, show up at your house with large scissors (well, more like hedge clippers) offering to cut your hair. Wisely, you turn them down, wishing to keep your ears and scalp intact, but when you close the door and turn around you see that I am there. "Your wish is granted, sir," I say and quickly go after your hair with an elegant pair of golden scissors and a deft, easy grace. From thin air, I produce gels, combs, dyes, and other implements of hair manipulation and eventually produce a wonderful rainbow mohawk. Then with a nod of satisfaction, I decide to show off my work, and with a wave of my hands, we appear in the middle of a large crowd. You are somewhat annoyed at my choice of audience to show my work off to, though, as it turns out to be a neo-Nazi convention, who hold up your lifestyle choice as one of the many evils of the world, and beat you up as an example of their hatred of all things different. You manage to escape with your life, though, making this one of my less deadly efforts.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night. Not too much, mind you - just the right amount of sleep for proper rest without interfering with my work schedule.

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Granted. You get enough sleep last night, which makes you very happy today. As you are driving to work with a merry smile, you see yourself in the mirror. You get lost within those happy eyes, so beautiful...so...so happy. Unfortunantly this distracts you from the road, causeing you to get into a nasty car crash. You survive because of pure luck, but the other person sues you for his medical bill, missed work, and pain and suffering. You manage to pay him out of court and thus avoided a trail. As you get out of physical therapy you realize no one has notified your boss. As you enter your (former) work place, you see that you have been replaced. A quick chat with your boss indicates that he was a temp and you get your job back. Your boss tells you to leave early today because you have gone through enough. As you leave your work place, you are hit by the temp (accidentaly) and die.

I wish that I knew who the muffin man was.

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