Bobpie
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Granted. They show the movie "Gilgi" instead(ugh, hurts to type the title of that movie).

I wish I would get 1 million dollars then lose it all betting on a Harlem Globetrotters. (against them if you are wondering.)

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Monkey
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Granted. The Globetrotters get the money.

I wish for the Dancing Banana.

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Jatopian
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Monkey wrote:
I wish for the Dancing Banana.

You get shot at by persons who absolutely abhor your new avatar. Including me.

...I wish for a new & uncorruptable wish.

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calamarain
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Granted. A random forum poster is given your new and uncorruptable wish.

I wish that if I've made this wish I've made this wish but if I've not made this wish then I've made this wish correctly.

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NiroZ
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You indeed make that wish, but by its very nature it is corrupted.

I wish that Monkey's sig was smaller.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

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Granted. My sig is 1 pixel smaller. In width.
I wish for a wish that will make a wish, but only if a wish wasn't made within the next 20 seconds. If so, the wish will fail and explode in the next poster's face.

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calamarain
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The wish explodes in my face! Fortunately, the wish was so small that the explosion was just powerful enough to create a miniscule breeze.

Let's go traditional now. I believe that the traditional wish (or set of three) is for health, wealth and happiness.

I thus wish to be healthy, wealthy and happy.

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Bobpie
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granted. You get this all, but the things you did to gat all these will haunt you forever, and eventually return to put you in jail. (ala Enron Scandle)

I wish fir sumone to fex mie spelling.

Monkey
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Granted. They have to break everything else that relates to you to do that.

.sdrawkcab kaeps t'ndid I hsiw I
(I wish I didn't speak backwards.)

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NiroZ
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Granted, you now don't. seod esle enoyreve won tuB...

I wish I was better at writing.

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Bobpie
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granted. You now lack skills in anything else, includeing DROD.

I wish I would see a good movie.

calamarain
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Granted! You see a good movie DVD on sale in the shop, but are unable to afford it and thus must go without.

I wish for a flaming potato.

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golfrman
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 165
Registered: 07-10-2006
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granted, you then must eat it. That hurts.
I wish I was a better drod architect.

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Bobpie
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Granted. you become better at DROD architecting, but that newfound skill only applies to determineing the direction roachs should face.

I wish this wish would be easy to corrupt, but if it was thursday, it would be immpossible to corrupt. Unless it was a full moon.

calamarain
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Your wish is granted. No full moon will ever occur on a Thursday, so your wish in uncorruptable. Unfortunately, this has been made to happen by crashing the moon into the earth.

I wish for the next poster to write a long, creative, original and very witty answer to this post.

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Bobpie
Level: Delver
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Granted. I create a very witty original, long, and creative post. Sadly it is a rant and no one wants to hear it, so I don't post it.

I wish for Calamarain to explain how my last wish asked for the moon to never be full.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
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Granted. However, he never tells you anything else again.

I wish for a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish, which will make a wish…

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calamarain
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Granted. Unfortunately, the infinite continued chain of wishes causes the universe to collapse in on itself.

I wish for a llama.

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golfrman
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granted, it spits on you.
I wish for a giant 3000000000 pound spiky object to fall hitting me directly, thus crushing me and causing a slow painfull death.
Just wanted to see how you guys would do corrupting a corrupt wish.

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NiroZ
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golfrman wrote:
granted, it spits on you.
I wish for a giant 3000000000 pound spiky object to fall hitting me directly, thus crushing me and causing a slow painfull death.
Just wanted to see how you guys would do corrupting a corrupt wish.

They all miss, entrapping you beneath their spikes. Thus, you starve to death slowly.

I wish that my articulation was better.

calamarain
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Granted. You are perfectly able to articulate what you mean to say. Unfortunately all your fingers and tongue then dissolve so you are unable to put this articulation into practice.

I wish I was... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! The giant redwood! The English oak! With my best girlie by my side... we'd sing... sing... sing!

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Briareos
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calamarain wrote:
I wish I was... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! The giant redwood! The English oak! With my best girlie by my side... we'd sing... sing... sing!

Granted. Now all you do is putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars, just like your dear Papa. And you get looked at warily by every Mountie you come across. Also: "#1: The Larch".

I wish they'd just shut down Austria's public TV broadcasting company as all they do is totally mess up the series they broadcast...[1] and we still have to pay for that...


[1] Hooray for episodes 10-19 of the first season of "House MD" every Thursday followed by the third season[sic!] starting next Thursday... I mean, Wilco Tango Foxtrot?

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Bobpie
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Granted. This happensbecause you win enough money in a lottery of some sort, but instead of spending the money constructively, you buy out the broadcasting company and shut it down. So you are left with no lottery money and 1 less channel on the tube.

I wish a guy would video tape me doing something embaressing and post it on Youtube.

NoahT
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Granted. However, at the last minute, he accidentally mixes up the video with another one of you he taped secretly. This one shows you attempting to hack into the forum code so you can become a Legendary Smitemaster, and gets posted instead. By a strange twist of fate, Erik is the first to view the video, thus resulting in you getting banned.

I wish that all disease and hatred were gone from the world.

-Noah

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Anson
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Yes, but then the Govenment revolts and gives a deasise on you, eht DROWKCAB Esisaed.
(Backword deasise)
I wish the next poster will not Currpt my wish mwuahahahaa

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Bobpie
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Granted.

Bobpie
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Now i corrupt your wish.

I wish i could eliminate the middle man.

NoahT
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Granted. Now men will never again occupy the middle space in a game of Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune.

I wish Merv Griffin and Carolyn Goodman were still alive.

-Noah

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Bobpie
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Granted. They are now zombies (Or would that be undead...wait whatever) and they attack you.

I wish i was the middle man in wheel of fortune.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

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Granted. However, since no man can be in the middle, you die.

I wish I imploded.

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