stigant
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Granted. Though I see no reason to corrupt this wish (I actually enjoy playing chess).

But this thread and all my responses are solely in good fun. I hope you don't think I really harbor any grudges.

I will also grant this wish. I am absolutely positive at this point that you are not really harboring any grudges.





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UrAvgAzn
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Foul and Off-topic: Stigant broke the 2 post rule.

Ezlo wrote:
People can't post until two more people have posted to prevent flooding.

Keep posting,

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Drgamer
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Jordan wrote:
Granted. There is nothing stopping you from doing so now--providing you're willing to live with the repercussions.

Stigant: What made me think that you didn't was the fact that you didn't edit your post at all. You just put down "Clearly someone else modded you down."

But this thread and all my responses are solely in good fun. I hope you don't think I really harbor any grudges.

I wish Stigant registers for BCR.

Granted, he registers for Boring Country Rodeo. He then promply unregisters

Oh and Stigant is telling the truth (you never did say anything about being modded back down)

I wish for Jordan to have a sense of humor.

Drgamer
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That wish is too good too pass up...
(This is not an official, game obiding wish grant, so I'll put it in secret text... again)

Briareos
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Karipto wrote:
I wish I could find a job that pays reasonably well, with good management.

Granted. You find the worst job of your life. Your boss, for whatever reason, is called "Good Management". Moreover, due to some unfortunate mixups in HR your paychecks go to someone named "Reasonably Well".

I wish the freaking idiot that bombarded a mailing list I'm on with 3MB attachments that kept on being sent and made me exceed my 50MB mail quota were eaten by a dungeon roach. Or a grue.

np: Yoko Kanno - Surf (Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone Complex OST 1)

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Canadian_Army
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Granted, he plays DROD, gets eaten by a roach, loves it so much he joins the forum, and stats spaming you though the forum.

I wish had some fresh bread, im Hungy...

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Briareos
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Canadian_Army wrote:
I wish had some fresh bread, im Hungy...

Granted. You get some bread that was fresh 2 days ago when you made your wish...

I wish I wouldn't always seem to excel at stalling the "Guess the <foo>" threads in this very forum...

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Tuttle
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Granted. Most of your collection is lost in a fire, and all you have left to post are screenshots from DROD and Who Wants To Be A Millionnaire.

I wish I could actually snowboard properly, instead of falling over every minute or two.

zex20913
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Granted. But unfortunately, due to global warming, there is no more snow.

I wish for less chaos.

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Briareos
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zex20913 wrote:
I wish for less chaos.

Granted. In turn, you get more hostility all around.

I wish I had already gotten used to my new glasses...

np: Yoko Kanno - Access All Areas (Ghost In The Shell Stand Alone Complex OST 3)

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Drgamer
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Granted, but due to some mix up, they are the wrong glasses, and your eyes become damaged because for some reason the glasses reflected the sunlight directly into your eyes.

I wish for the next poster to get a brand new watch from the poster after next.

Chalks
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Drgamer wrote:
I wish for the next poster to get a brand new watch from the poster after next.

granted, but the watch I get brings me back in time to before you made the wish and I don't get it because you never made the wish.


I wish I could figure out how to time travel.

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zex20913
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Granted...but only forward, and at the same rate time normally flows. It's only you who think it's awesome to be travelling through time in this manner.

I wish there were more community computers.

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NiroZ
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Jordan wrote:
Granted, but they're all Apple IIe's. Even the technology of yesteryear laughs at their crappy green graphics and puny memory limitations.

I wish I had the mod points to mod up your last response. It was really funny. Especially, "It's only you who think it's awesome to be travelling through time in this manner." Haha.

Granted, but as soon as you mod zex20913 up, your modded down 3 points.

I wish Jordan would learn about the "don't ask and you shall recive" belief. It might change his obsession with mod points for the better.

Jatopian
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He learns. He then starts proselytizing about it, and this annoys you even more.

I wish for an end to unfair discrimination.

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Canadian_Army
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Now all discrimination is declared FAIR!
Canadians are better then everyone!

I wish for some bannas and two gallons of oragne sherbert

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Pinnacle
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Canadian_Army wrote:
Now all discrimination is declared FAIR!
Canadians are better then everyone!

I wish for some bannas and two gallons of oragne sherbert

Granted, but bannas and oragne are unrecognized, and replaced with the random words "ninjas" and "toxic", respectively.

I wish I was a ninja.


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goldenlion
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Granted. You are now a Kawasaki Ninja 500R with no wheels, on cement blocks, and surrounded by beer cans in a front yard somewhere deep in the Southern United States.

I wish that I had a pony.

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Timo006
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Granted, but now you've got 3 negative mod points.

I wish that I didn't had any homework at all.

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Briareos
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Timo006 wrote:
I wish that I didn't had any homework at all.

Granted. Now you had no homework, ever. You do, however *have* all the homework you now never had due tomorrow... .

I wish people couldn't delete posts in this very thread, since that really mucks it up... *points up at the missing post between the previous one and the one before it*

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goldenlion
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Granted. Unfortunately, the editing function also breaks at the same time you accidently post a request for a hint in Lone Soldier in this thread. Coincidentially, rage against misplaced forum posts suddenly boils over in the forum, causing you to be modded down to the rank of Wubba.

I wish... more than anything... more than life!... I wish someone would get this reference.

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zex20913
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Granted! The giant's wife falls on your head.

I wish that NextFest http://www.nextfest.net) was as awesome, or more awesome than advertised.

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Drgamer
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Granted, it's now more awesome than ever, in fact it's the most awesome event ever, By some strange stroke of unluck 'awesome' now means crappy, and so the event is the crappiest event ever. Way to go!

I wish the next would give a very detailed wish involving only a single grape (It cannot involve a poster/anyone registered on the CaravelNet forum).

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Canadian_Army
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Your wish becomes impossible because It needs to involove someone wishing... It is thrown out

I wish for a loaf of bread

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You get a cookie, but it's your least favorite kind!
I wish Lost season 3 started today!

zex20913
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Granted, but it's in a language you no longer happen to understand, and all of the people are murdered by Barney the Dinosaur, who continues to dominate the airwaves long after the show has been over. Yes, Barney staged a coup of all television everywhere. Now, everybody is Lost because instead of traffic and weather (not to mention entertainment), Barney is telling us how much he loves us, whilst being surrounded by his own army of gruntled postal workers with weaponry ranging from machine gun to machete, since they believe in Barney and want his message to spread like butter on hot toast. Way to go.

I wish that somebody would assassinate Barney the Dinosaur.

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goldenlion
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Granted. Unfortunately, Barney is resurrected by his dark minions in a grotesque, necromantic ritual broadcasted on public television. The young children of earth watch it with glee, and quickly join Barney's cause. The world is now embroiled in a cataclysmic showdown between the forces of good and Barney's zombified minions and psychotic children.

I wish that a Champion of Light would destroy Barney the Dinosaur.

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'What was that, sir?'
'"Exit hurriedly, pursued by a bear." You'll find it in one of his plays.'

trick
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Granted! A Champion of Light descends from the heavens, sheathed in a light so blinding, so bright, so powerful that Barney the Dinosaur immediately bursts into flame, leaving nothing behind but a big pile of purple, poisonous ash. As the Champion returns to the sky, job well done, a wind blows up and scatters the ash across the world, which is now aflame and covered in a toxic cloud of purple.

I wish that someone would put out the fires, and clean the air.

Drgamer
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Granted, but your name is now 'someone' and you have to do it.


I wish the next poster wishes they had some grapes from the vineyard over there *points*.

tokyokid
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BUMP! Continuing from the last post.

Drgamer wrote:
I wish the next poster wishes they had some grapes from the vineyard over there *points*.

Granted! I wish for some grapes and offer you some, so you eat them, and you get sick.

I wish that my birthday was every day!

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