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You are struck by a bolt from the blue.

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You receive a space shuttle.

I insert a self-insert fanfic of Tom Sawyer.

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You end up in a Rush cover band.

I insert a hydra.

edited to add punctuation before the Machine spits out a grammar book

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You receive Dying Flutchman himself. He's very confused an doesn't know how he wound up in the machine.

I insert a construct, on turn 29, just before it regenerates.

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Hello?

Hellooohooh!?

What's going on here? What am I doing here?

And why is there a construct trying to creep out of that slot!

I'll quickly insert some oremites.

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You kill the construct, but a Gentryii was coiled up inside its body and that eats you instead.

I insert some briar.

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You receive a rabbit who constantly tries to use reverse psychology on you.

I insert the 6 noble gasses.

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After nearly a month of no results, I inspect the Machine, eventually locating the control booth and finding it unattended. So I press a random button and the machine completely ignores the gasses, instead crushing the canisters they were in to scrap metal.

I leave a note in the control booth expressing my disappointment in the lack of proper staffing procedures, and insert a pair of night-vision goggles to the main slot.

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The machine gives you a printout of an X-ray of your own skull.
Unfortunately, it also turns off the lights, so you can't see it without the goggles you just gave away.

I insert a pair of broken sunglasses.

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You receive an evil eye doctor who hypnotizes you.

I insert a fake fortune teller.

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You receive a biographer.

I insert a screwdriver.

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11-17-2019 at 10:29 AM
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You receive a cloudful of smoke as the orange juice creates a short in the machine's electronics and the subsequent sparks ignite the vodka, setting the whole machine afire.

I insert a fire extinguisher and some asbestos.
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The machine sparks and explodes because you chose to insert the fire extinguisher into the fire rather than spray it. The smoke from the explosion smells of asbestos, too.

I build another new machine and insert a bunch of small ice cubes that fit on the palm of your hand.

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You receive a bunch of little flames separated from their candles, that you can somehow hold in your hand without getting burnt.

I insert an IKEA catalog.

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You receive a compete set of table, chairs and tableware.
Christmas included for free.

Merry Christmas to all of you forum folks!

I insert a reindeer. It takes quite some effort.

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You receive a lumpy, spherical tomato.

I insert a human eye in tribute to the New Year's particular number.

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You receive 15th Place Defeater.

I insert something similar to the Machine, called "The Contraption".

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You receive something similar to yourself, called "normalbill".

I insert the act of inserting the act of inserting the act of inserting ... into the machine into the machine into the machine.

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You receive a nondeterministic Turing machine.

I insert a pair of plastic 2020 New Years glasses.

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You receive 15th Place Defeater again.

I insert a painting of a machine within a machine within a machine within...

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You receive a tiny model of the room the machine is in, within which is a tiny you holding an even smaller model of the room, and so on. When you look up, the ceiling is gone and you see the giant back of your own head looking up at an even bigger back of your head, and so on.

I insert every disease known to man.

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You receive an outrageous mob of unemployed doctors.

I insert a giraffe.

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You receive a giant bubble shaped like an elephant.

I insert an hourglass.

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02-07-2020 at 01:55 AM
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You receive several hats that grant minor superpowers when worn.

I insert the phrase "How did I get in the middle of the ocean?"

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02-07-2020 at 05:01 AM
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You get sent to the middle of a desert.

I insert a diamond ring, and leave the room before the machine can finish with it.

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You get divorce papers in the mail.

I insert a broken watch.

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02-07-2020 at 08:04 AM
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You receive choking wrath.

I insert a fire ant and a fire eater.

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You receive a black ant and Blackadder.

I insert a trombone.

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You receive a slide whistle.

I insert Lysol wipes.

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You receive a bar of soap that makes you drunk when you clean yourself with it.

I insert a metal butterfly.

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