Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

A valve on the machine opens and you get deus ex machina.

I put in a portable orb.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

You receive an orbital port.

I put in a comfort table.

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

I cast spikiness spell on it once it gets out. It came out when you weren't around.

I insert a copy of Harry Potter: The Prisoner Of Azkaban DVD.

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

I withdraw the DVD since I didn't get a reply.

I insert Dolores Jane Umbridge from the Order of the Phoenix.

Shendy
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 132
Registered: 07-01-2010
IP: Logged

You receive Dolores Umbridge's infamous blood quill, and forced to write lines with it.

I insert Beethro Budkin into the machine.

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

You receive the 39th Slayer. He chases you for making me write lines with the horrendous blood quill.

I insert the quill I used to write lines with.

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mako
Level: Disabled

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 12-11-2011
IP: Logged

You receive line that you had to Quill.
I insert 'Les Miserables' the movie, along with some bread.

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See ya later losers!

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You get a boy with the bread.

I insert some real dough.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

You get a roundish plastic disc.

I insert some fake swords and Beethro Budkin.

mako
Level: Disabled

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 12-11-2011
IP: Logged

You get Beethro back. However he is 5 years old.

I dive headlong into the machine saying "Die Erik!".

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See ya later losers!

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

Despite this not being Soviet Russia, machine kills YOU. The machine is subsequently given a name tag reading "Erik" by the shadowy group Concerned Forumites for Irony.

I put in a spreadsheet containing the names of all DROD monsters and their score value in the upcoming DROD shmup.

____________________________
DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

You get 1200 points.

I insert the Negotiator in level 2 JTRH.

mako
Level: Disabled

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 12-11-2011
IP: Logged

Tou get Sub-meta Fousing in Sector 18
I insert a urine sample jar.

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See ya later losers!

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
IP: Logged

Your urinalysis indicates critically low levels of Ritalin.

I put in a blueberry limeade.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
Registered: 05-16-2005
IP: Logged

You get a raspberry lemonade.

I insert a pile of pure, concentrated self-loathing.

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I make Let's Plays too!
Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

Currently playing:


My Holds:
-Completed:

-Work in Progress:

bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

The machine grinds your self-loathing into a powder and flushes it away. Since you have no self-loathing left, you get a you filled only with self-respect.

I insert the hole in my pocket and no tea.



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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

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Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

You get the pocket fixed, and receive some tea.

I insert Gel and the Tuenan Captain.

Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

You get out one of the WORST ideas for a DROD enemy ever thought of.

I enter in a

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get Congress' Asking chamber like ideas.

I insert 50 Shades of chicken.
Look it up! It's a cookbook!

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?????

Seth
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 264
Registered: 02-17-2012
IP: Logged

You get a mansion full of cooks and interesting carpet color choices.

I put in Schik's house and fill it to the brim with misplaced modifiers.

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997 error exceptions in the code,
997 error exceptions,
you take one down, patch it around
1278 error exceptions in the code...

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Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

You get out a coherent sentence made with only modifiers and a stack of wood, already bound with zipties and a "do it yourself" book.

I put in the third half of what comes out.

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

The machine vomits 1 1/2 people. Let's just hope that it't the top half...

I insert several French metro tickets.

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?????

brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
IP: Logged

You get some one-way tickets for an Air Europa flight.

I insert two jars of mayonnaise.

calthax
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 1
Registered: 11-08-2013
IP: Logged

out comes fluff
I Insert a fluff vent

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

Out comes more fluff.

I insert a scad of new TSS graphics.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

mrimer wrote:
Out comes more fluff.

I insert a scad of new TSS graphics.

You get out TSS! (The game not the actual Second Sky)
So that is how the game is made... that makes everything clear!
I enter in The Second Sky (The actual Second Sky, not the game)

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You receive a map of the 'Neatherlands.

I insert a stud finder.

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?????

Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
IP: Logged

Ok one more and then I am done. Sorry I can't resist.
You get out me. Looks like it found what it is looking for
(Feel free to negative me)
I put in the negative points I will get for this comment.

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

Just so I'm clear on this... You're not the stud, you're the stud finder. Looks like you found ME.

The machine doubles your negative points and you come up positive. It looks like this machine doesn't understand math.

I put in the 12 days of Christmas.

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
IP: Logged

You get jumping golden pears that look like birds, have utters, play the drums and the flute, lay eggs, and chirp 50% of the time.

I insert Santa Claus.
(Lets keep up with the christmas spirit!)

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?????