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You do, but because of some repeated process, the world falls into the sun, thus grilling us.

I wish for a wish that wishes that a wish din't wished to kill a wish with a lion that wished his wish wished that he'd get infinite food.

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That does not grant my wish.

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You do, but because of some repeated process, the world falls into the sun, thus grilling us.

I wish for a wish that wishes that a wish din't wished to kill a wish with a lion that wished his wish wished that he'd get infinite food.

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That does not grant my wish.

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He also didn't wait for 2 other wishes being corrupted before posting again...

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OK, so granting Niroz's wish...

The wish does not turn bad on you. In fact, nothing at all happens.
What a waste of a wish.

I wish for the nicest dinner in the world tonight.




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Granted. Your dinner is Babe the pig. You have to kill and cook him yourself.

I wish that Sierra Mist had caffeine.

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Granted, you have just finished the best dinner you have ever had at the fanciest resaurant ever. The waiter comes by and gives you the bill. The bill reads $999999999999999999999999999.99.
Hope you don't mind washing dishes for rest of your life, since you realize you forgot your wallet at home...

I wish that the next wish must wish that the next wish wished that I legally won $72.59 and could spend it in any way I wanted to.

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Zex20913's wish: Granted, the computer company Sierra has just come out with a game called Mist guaranteed to be entirely about the wonders of coffee!



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granted, I wished that you won and you did, but then you decided to buy a computer gamed called Mist, from the computer company Sierra, which is guaranteed to be entirely about the wonders of coffee! This cost you $72.58. Now you have a penny to do whatever you want with.

I wish I could find a new job.

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I wish I could find a new job.

Actually, they're literally throwing jobs your way already, but you're just too damn good at avoiding them... :)

I wish that left were right and up were down.

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I wish that left were right and up were down.



The switch takes place while you're out riding your bicycle. You wake down in a full body cast.

I wish I didn't have a cold.



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Now you have a temperature.

I wish that the bar's percentage raises.

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Granted, the Honeymoon Inn's bar has a 79% increase in drinkers. Now there are more drunk drivers out there, causing more car crashes.

I wish that I was always right.

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I wish that I was always right.


Granted! You are always right. Reality instantly changes itself every time you have a notion about anything. You have the power to remake the world in your image! But secretly, you don’t feel you deserve such a power, And you’re right about that too. So you lose the power and live the rest of your life, penniless and insane.

I wish good things would happen to my enemies, with no repercussions to me.


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I wish good things would happen to my enemies, with no repercussions to me.
Granted. You now have no enemies, which means there is nobody to keep closer than your friends.

I wish I had an artifact that could give me the answer to any question.

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Granted. While it could you give the answer to any question, it's unfortunately very selfish and doesn't want to.

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

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Granted, you can speak every language fluently, but you can't even understand one of them.

I wish I could make a good Hold.

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I wish I could make a good Hold.

Granted - you now happen to be a perfect imitation of one of German TV's biggest nightmares... :evil:

I wish a steel cage match between all of those afternoon TV-crap hosts were on TV today at 20:15... :D

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Granted! But you have to go home to 6 screaming babies!

I wish for an A+ on my math test.
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Granted. You thought it was asking for a blood type, so you answered A+. Unfortunately, the answer was 17.

I wish this wish would be granted with no adverse consequences to anyone at all.

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You get it. But the nearest jock becomes jealous and pounds you to a pulp.

I wish to be omnipotent.

Edit: I yield to Kevin_P86

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I wish this wish would be granted with no adverse consequences to anyone at all.


Granted. Time stops completely. But hey, at least nothing bad's going to happen... right?

I wish my snake wasn't going to die within 48 hours on the Snakes... To The Death! game.

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granted, its gonna die in 48hours and 1 second
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Granted! You make a website, which doesn't get alot of good reviews, so you try to get better with each site. The last one is rated 0, so everybody starts bombarding your e-mail account with hate mail.

I wish i never had any negative mod.

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I wish i never had any negative mod.


Granted. Schik removes the modpoints system so everyone is stuck at the boring '10 Rank Points, Roachling'. Furthermore, we don't have any mod points to mod the bar up with. So he gets mad and leaves. So now we don't know what the TCB progress is. Thanks.

I wish I had a new hamster ball. Legally obtained, thanks.

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You have a new hamster ball. It becomes your favorite source of entertainment in your tiny cage.

I wish I knew what was cruvus with me.
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coppro wroteI wish I knew what was cruvus with me.

Granted: You stuck your head in one of those Ancient knowlege transfer thingys. Unfortunately, there are no Asgard around to fix you so you will die.

hmm, I wish I had the knowlege of the Ancients without those nasty side effects.

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Okay. You're ascended now. You have all the knowledge of the ancients, but can't interact with the world in any useful way anymore. Bye. It was nice knowing you.

I wish my dvd player was more tolerant of scratches.


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Granted! Though, if there's a scratch, it pops an automatic error and after 10 seconds, an atomic explosion follows.

I wish Dolan42 wasn't cursed anymore.

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I wish Dolan42 wasn't cursed anymore.


Granted. You now have his curse.
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You forgot the wish, and thus, you get nothing.

I wish sport never existed without any side effects on ANYBODY.

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You forgot the wish, and thus, you get nothing.

I wish sport never existed without any side effects on ANYBODY.

It never existed without side effects.
But it has existed (and still does) with a multitude of terrible side effects.

I wish I could solve Beethro's Teacher.

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Granted, just as you were making the wish, a guy named 'Sport' was finding a way for world peace, and succeded. Thanks alot. A guy named 'Anybody' gets no side effects, because he lives in a remote place were there is no war. However everyone got tired of war and needed a scapegoat to unite everyone. That scapegoat is YOU! Good luck running from all those angry people.

I wish for a tax refund of the usual amount gotten from tax rebates for every citizen of the U.S.A. (Of which I am, and I can't be moved from the U.S.A.), from the United States Government (And by United States Government I mean the section that handles the refunds). And the U.S. Government gets a tax refund in the form of the National Debt (Of the U.S.) is cut down to a few thosand U.S. dollars. In addition to this wish no negative side effects (Or negative outcomes, if you prefer) on me, the U.S. Government, or citizen of the USA, etc.

Oh and inflation of the U.S. dollar is considered a negative side effect.

Edit: Darn, I was too slow...

To the Beethro's Teacher one:
Granted, you solved it, but in doing so you forgot to go to work for a month (or school, if you go to school) and now are fired (Or if you go to school, you're expelled [New school policy]). And now you are a hobo... without a computer/internet access. Way to go.

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