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You know, spam (pointless posts) is not frowned upon on the Nomic Online Forum...

Granted, however the onboard AI tries to kill you.

I wish that I knew the answers to all the bottom level puzzles of "The Biggest Box Under The Tree".

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Granted. All the answers say that you should lose $20,000. And they do it! :yikes

I wish I was awesome. ;)

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Granted, you are now awesome, but everybody hates you for changing your name to something so egocentric.

I wish that earth was a square. Not a cube, but a square.

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Granted. You are currently on the Magellan's Expedition Around The Round World. You fell off. ;)

I wish I was named Mr. Slice, I was awesome, and no-one hated me. Ha! That's a wish you can't corrupt!

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Granted. Some random loser is jealous (but doesn't hate you), hunts you down, and extracts the awesomeness from your body, steals your name, and convinces people to hate you.

I wish a UT2004 Leviathan would try to crush me while I had permanent god mode.    Edit: And while I had a redeemer!

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Granted. You get an empty redeemer as your only weapon, and a Leviathan flies through the sky, landing on you. But, you are in god mode and thus sent through the the map walls, to exist for the rest of your days in the nothingness void that surrounds all maps.

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function grantNiroZs(wish)
{
  if(wish)
    corrupt(wish);
  else
    echo "I wish NiroZ had made a wish that I could have corrupted.";
}


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Granted. He didn't let you corrupt it, though.

I wish my Redeemer was full.

Edit: And didn't go through the map boundaries. Jeez, who knew that I could find E1M8 and E3M8 (from "The Ultimate DOOM") down there?

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Granted. Your Redeemer is full. In fact, it's overfilled so it explodes. Messily. You don't want to know the level of pain, destruction and kittens this causes. I hope you're happy with yourself, you greedy person. All because you wanted it full, there's now devastation. Oh the pain! Oh the pain of it all!

I wish for more melodrama.

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Granted. But you'll be wishing that mellow drummer would shut up already any minute now...

I wish Play.com had email support so I wouldn't have to make a long distance call to the UK... :(

np: Bola - Diamortem (Kroungrine)

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Granted, but it costs 3 times more than the call.

I wish I could find the path to peace.

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Granted, but it's closed (for your inconvenience).

I wish that a potato would conk me in the head. :fun

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Granted. It's a Siamese Ninja Potatothief, and after conking you in the head, it poisons you and steals your wallet.

I wish that a random member of the forum would get a very large amount of money deposited into their bank account.

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Granted. It's a Siamese Ninja Potatothief, and after conking you in the head, it poisons you and steals your wallet.
Um... I don't have a wallet. :|

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Granted. It's a Siamese Ninja Potatothief, and after conking you in the head, it poisons you and steals your wallet.
Um... I don't have a wallet. :|
Of course you don't. The Ninja potatothief stole it :)

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Granted. It's a Siamese Ninja Potatothief, and after conking you in the head, it poisons you and steals your wallet.

I wish that a random member of the forum would get a very large amount of money deposited into their bank account.


Granted, but unfortunately it was a spammer, and they use it create a Spam Empire that eventually destroys human civilization.

I wish I had the power to control the Siamese Ninja Potatothief.

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Um... I don't have a wallet. :|
Of course you don't. The Ninja potatothief stole it :)
Okay... never had a wallet.

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Um... I don't have a wallet. :|
Of course you don't. The Ninja potatothief stole it :)
Okay... never had a wallet.
I knew the thieves were good, but I never knew they were that good! To travel back in time and steal the wallet you were going to have before you even acquired it for the first time, thus ensuring you never had it?

I am very impressed. The quality of ninjas these days is high.

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Granted. It's a Siamese Ninja Potatothief, and after conking you in the head, it poisons you and steals your wallet.

I wish that a random member of the forum would get a very large amount of money deposited into their bank account.


Granted, but unfortunately it was a spammer, and they use it create a Spam Empire that eventually destroys human civilization.

I wish I had the power to control the Siamese Ninja Potatothief.
Granted; a worse one takes his place.

I wish I would do what I'm supposed to be doing right now.

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Granted. You're supposed to be murdering all the people you know and love (including yourself).

I wish I would be congratulated for bumping this thread.

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Congratulations. You sure know how to ruin a thread.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

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Granted. You know that you have to wish for peace, love, happiness and the prosperity of all mankind. Unfortunately you wished for a bagel. And it was stale.

I wish for Schrodinger's Cat.

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Granted. It came in a box.

I wish for more vacation.
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Granted, at the expense of more work.

I wish for peas.

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I think you said "peace", so Bush decides to start 2 billion more wars before he gets out of office.

(Please, Bush, if you read this, don't do it.)

I wish for a stale bagel.

@Mr. Slice: Have you read Invasion of the Road Weenies?

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@Monkey: No I haven't. Why do you ask?

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I wish for a stale bagel.

Here you go. Oh, and by the way - I dropped it into wet mud accidentally, so you might want to dry it first...

I wish I knew who this Schrodinger guy is, and also what really happened to Schrödinger's cat.

(Guys, the transliteration for ö is oe. Just do it...)

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Schrödinger was a man who tested chance. Schrödinger's Cat was his test. What he did was simple:

He got two nearly identical cats,
He put them in two boxes, both with poison that would be activated by a hammer falling on the poison bag,*
He tested what would happen to both of them.
One of them died, the other did not.

*It was chance here, the hammer could've fallen, but it might not have.


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@Monkey: No I haven't. Why do you ask?
Your wish reminded me of something from it.

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I wish for a stale bagel.

Here you go. Oh, and by the way - I dropped it into wet mud accidentally, so you might want to dry it first...

I wish I knew who this Schrodinger guy is, and also what really happened to Schrödinger's cat.

(Guys, the transliteration for ö is oe. Just do it...)


Granted, but Schrodinger kills you for the information is forbidden...

I wish for a new update of Cube 2: Sauerbraten.

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