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Granted, so DROD and the forum becomes DDPFD! (Dumb dumb paridise for dorks)
I wish.

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11-23-2007 at 09:06 AM
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I wish.

Granted. NOT!

I wish all of Earth's population knew about the one true cornerstone of all web forums, the Edit button...

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Granted. They have now been told that every time they edit a post, somebody says that every time you do something, God kills a kitten. Please, think of your sanity!

I wish nobody noticed the edit used to put this wish in, and that the text of the wish was changed to "I wish upon a star that I may wish upon a star again in the future."

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I wish all of Earth's population knew about the one true cornerstone of all web forums, the Edit button...
Granted. They just choose not to use it.

I wish for a nice hot cup of tea.

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11-23-2007 at 09:20 AM
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Granted. You do a spit take when you see that I ninja'd your post.

I wish that my earlier wish was granted, to collapse the thread back into one person having a turn at a time.

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No can do. According to the Wish Granters "Holy Handbook Of Holy Holiness", Chapter 5, Section 20, Subchapter 148, Subsection 393, "If a wish is skipped, it is considered to no longer exist."
Rule 1345 also states that "A wish that doesn't exist, if it is asked to be granted, it is believed that the wisher no longer exists." Thus, you no longer exist.



Wait. I actually can do it. So I did.

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Bingbing, you need to make a wish.

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11-27-2007 at 04:24 PM
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Ow.

I wish for there to be more money!

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Granted. Not only does hyperinflation ensue, but there's so much money that it starts to clog up the roads. What used to be money is now so plentiful that pebbles are worth more. And you don't have any pebbles.

I wish I had more willpower.

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Granted, you have the power to write an excellent will. (Which you may be needing soon if you can't lay off that chocolate, geez.)

I wish that this smiley :angry were flipped upside down. I don't know why, I just do.

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Granted, you have the power to write an excellent will. (Which you may be needing soon if you can't lay off that chocolate, geez.)

I wish that this smiley :angry were flipped upside down. I don't know why, I just do.


:angry doesn't like being flipped upside down, so he pummels you with his topsy-turvy anger.

I wish for an iPhone.

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Granted. Unfortunately, it's not your iPhone. You are arrested for theft.

I wish this topic would keep being necroed, it's a good one!

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Granted; this thread eventually grows so much that it is a hundred times larger than every other thread on the forum put together, and as a result, every page on the forum takes 24 hours to load on the fastest of connections. I hope you're happy.

I wish that I would finish all my schoolwork over the break in a timely fashion.

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Nec-ro!

Grated, but you did the wrong schoolwork.

I wish I played more Drod.

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12-25-2007 at 12:27 AM
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Granted, you have played more DROD.

And the wish isn't corrupted because it's Christmas.

I wish for a mousemat.

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Granted. You now have one.
(It's Christmas over here too, so I'll be nice.)

I wish I could mod you down, (Label MOD) then up again, then down, (Go To MOD)

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Master, thy will is my command. But your programming stinks. With no exit condition on the loop, you spend eternity modding calamarian repeatedly - well, not really eternity, because the body can only go a couple days without water...

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.


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Granted. Of course, hours are only 50 minutes long now, so you actually lose 40 pre-change minutes per day...

I wish for plain vanilla JavaScript to be multithreaded...

np: Future Sound Of London - Hallucination (From The Archives Vol. 1)

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Granted. Unfortunately, the person chosen to implement this wish is me, and I have absolutely no idea what you mean. So I buy myself a plain vanilla ice cream instead.

I wish for a box of Chocolate Orange slices.

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Granted, here's some chocolate covered orange slices, sounds delicious.

I wish for the worst possible thing in the world to happen to me.

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Granted. You are forced to watch Titanic for the rest of eternity, each time giving a speech about how much you enjoyed the film.

I wish for dihydrogen monoxide.

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12-27-2007 at 11:29 PM
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Granted. I'm not sure what that is, I guess it's poison, but you get trapped in a tank full of it. Happy death!

I wish I was a moderator without responsibilities.

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Granted. I'm not sure what that is, I guess it's poison, but you get trapped in a tank full of it. Happy death!
Surprisingly enough, you did kill him (assuming the tank is sealed), but not exactly how you intended... :lol (I recommend you know what they're wishing for before you make a response)

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Granted. I will look what dihydrogen monoxide is on the periodic table next to me. ;)

I wish people would post a wish when the responded. Or at least do the off topic sign. EX: :offtopic

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:offtopic

This should help:
Di=2
Mono=1
therefore,
dihydrogen= 2 hydrogen
monoxide= 1 oxygen
You can probably figure it out from there

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Drat! You got me! Now I know that it is water, in which, yes, you would be killed quickly if you were sealed in a tank full of it. And I thought it was some gaseous poison.

Let me guess, everyone that even momentarily looked at that post knew it was water. Ok, probably not everyone. Just a few people around here.

I wish I knew my chemistry!

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I should probably point out that your last two wishes are invalid because you had no wishes to grant before with the exception of yourself (which doesn't count).

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I wish that people here would visit the Nomic Online Forum. And register. And post.

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I should probably point out that your last two wishes are invalid because you had no wishes to grant before with the exception of yourself (which doesn't count).

Yes. However, not a lot of people posted a wish, and since I wanted to do some wish stuff, there aren't many options for me to follow. But if we could just get this thread back up again...

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I wish that people here would visit the Nomic Online Forum. And register. And post.

Granted, they spam the forum.
I wish for a better computer.

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