silver
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okay, let me get this straight: you entered a room, a wall slammed down behind you, and you just want to drill through said wall?

are you sure?

I mean: granted.

sadly for you, the wall closing was part of an airlock system. the area on the other side of the wall filled with water after the wall came down. now that water is coming into the room you're in. on the plus side, it's really cold, and hypothermia might get you before you run out of air. (*)

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I wish the for the next poster in this thread to be happy. (too bad the next poster has to corrupt my wish ).

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(*) yes, I know the air pressure will keep the water from completely filling the room unless the room isn't hermetic, in which case it was a poor airlock! the water will "merely" compress the air to the same pressure as the water. but the water leaking into the room does trigger the safety which prevents the other side of the airlock from opening. either that, or this isn't really an airlock, but just one of those inevitable water traps from tv shows, and there's just enough holes in the ceiling that the room will fill with water without letting you escape through the roof.



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Jatopian
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silver wrote:
I wish the for the next poster in this thread to be happy. (too bad the next poster has to corrupt my wish ).

Granted, I get a direct-to-mind infusion of joy - with you as the donor. No good deed goes unpunished.

I wish for a CD of the best music ever.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

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golfrman
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granted, but you turn up your cd player so loud that you go deaf after a few seconds.

I wish the following sentence made sence: This statement is false.

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zonhin
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Your wish causes the universe to instantly end.

I wish for something to eat.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Monkey
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Here's your block of radioactive, moldy cheddar. Have a nice day!

I wish for a gallon of Prairie Farms 2% fat milk.

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lurking

golfrman
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fine here you go, but the expiration date reads: June 30, 2008 B.C.
I wish he would drink that milk.

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zonhin
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[out of game] Wrong year. We're in 2007, not 08.

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And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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Monkey
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OOG: Methinks that's part of the point. It said B.C., by the way.

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zonhin
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I really need to start thinking before I open my mouth.

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And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
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Jatopian
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@ golfrman : He vomits all over you. It burns!

I wish Erik would read the email I sent him.

zonhin wrote:
I really need to start thinking before I open my mouth.

You open your mouth to post?

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Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

zonhin
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He does. But eric is mad that you bothered him and sends his minions to destroy you.

I wish for world domination.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

golfrman
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Fine, but to get it you have to kill everything else, so you end up bieng all alone.
I wish that i would stop coming to this thread

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Monkey
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Granted, but the thread comes to YOU!(Soviet Russia joke, dur)

I wish I had a potato chip.

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Ed Crash
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Granted, but you forgot to pay for them! (so you have trouble)

I wish I had a cat at home.

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golfrman
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granted, but it is a ferocious cat that wants to kill you.
I wish that in wishing this wish the wishyness of this wish could make the wishes of my wish become wishfully true.

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maestro8
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Ed Crash wrote:
I wish I had a cat at home.

You come home to find your houseplants minced, eaten and vomited onto your favorite rug. Your toilet paper is shredded, your trash bin has been knocked over and its contents are scattered throughout the house (including some bits hidden under the couch). The scratching post which you had thought was once a couch is thoroughly shredded. And in the middle of all this, the cat is now sleeping on top of your keyboard.

Wait, how did you end up with my cat?

I wish I had a well-behaved cat.

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Monkey
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Granted. You have a well behaved cat for a nanosecond, and then it maims you.

I wish I was in Angband(tiles not included).

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calamarain
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Monkey wrote:
I wish I was in Angband(tiles not included).

Granted. The drolem (offscreen) breathes poison. You die!

I wish I was in NetHack

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Bingbing
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Granted. On the first turn, this message shows up.

"Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids."

(For those who don't know, that's the message you get if you die on the first turn)

I wish for the world's worst computer.

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I don't know what to put here.

hyperme
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Granted. It crashes when you press the power button.

I wish I could make better holds.

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Qzvlkx?

Bingbing
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Granted, but they are unplayable.

I wish for a secret.

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I don't know what to put here.

calamarain
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Granted.

What, you expected me to tell you the secret? It's *secret*

I wish for a large potato to fall onto the head of George Bush as he gives a speech about terrorism, just to see what the media would make of it.

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golfrman
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Granted, but it was dick cheney who dropped the potato. Doing this made him so popular, that he was elected as the next president.

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Bingbing
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Granted. Absolutely nothing happens. (no wish)

I wish for a copy of the worst game ever.

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I don't know what to put here.

golfrman
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granted, it's so bad that it drives you insane.
I wish i had remembered to write my wish in my last post.

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Bingbing
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Granted, but you wished for me to go insane. You went insane instead.

I wish to know what woke me up tonight.

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I don't know what to put here.

hyperme
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Granted. It is so monsterous you have to sleep with a light on the rest of your life.

I wish could make better playable holds.

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Qzvlkx?

Bingbing
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Granted. They consist of a player and a staircase. Nothing else.

I wish to learn how to do the whole line through a word thing.

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I don't know what to put here.

Briareos
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Granted. Sorry, but that information is classified. Try quoting this post... but you didn't hear that from me!

I wish I didn't have 10000 MP3 files left that need cover art added - grabbing that off Amazon or Discogs with MP3Tag is boooring...

np: Fennesz / Sakamoto - Haru (Cendre)

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Bingbing
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Granted. This is because the FBI have come and arrested you for downloading 10,000 illegal MP3's. The punishment is playing DROD for the rest of your life.

I wish we all lived in the Eighth.

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