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Briareos wrote:

Jatopian wrote:
I wish alcohol's effects could be shrugged off.

Granted. Although along with the alcohol's effects, you also shrugged off your hair, eyebrows and beard...

I wish TrackMania United would have been released on DVD everywhere at the same time...

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Granted. But the game is discovered to be more buggy than Battlefield 2, contains more lamers than the Counterstrike Community, and the acutal game resembles Daikatana.

I wish someone would post after me

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Granted. But your post is modded down by somebody.

I wish I had a portable orb.

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Granted. But all of the doors in the world are removed, rendering it useless.

I wish I didn't have to go to work next week.

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Briareos wrote:

Jatopian wrote:
I wish alcohol's effects could be shrugged off.

Granted. Although along with the alcohol's effects, you also shrugged off your hair, eyebrows and beard...

That's... random. And I'm a teetotaler, I'll have you know.

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I wish my stepmother didn't have to go to the hospital so often. (Currently, three to five times a month. Not fun, though the "visits" are split between me and my father.)

Well, no point in bringing a corpse to the hospital. (Sorry, but it's just so obvious.)

I wish aliens existed.


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Granted. They now follow you around and annoy you. For example, they eat your breakfast, put salt in the pepper shaker where you are sitting at a restaurant, and sell your house to a very angry gerbil.

I wish I had a kernel of corn.

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Granted, but you can't ever get away from it, because every time you try to leave the kernel, it's right there.

You can't multiply away from the kernel.

That was math-nerdy.

I wish there was a way to map all of the (minor Zelda spoiler) in Zelda: Twilight Princess, without causing either destruction of the Wii or the game disc.

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Granted, there is a way to map what you mentioned in the game, but it is only available in the Gamecube version which doesn't come out until December 12, and will be sold out by the time you try to get one.

I wish the release date of the Gamecube version of Zelda: Twilight Princess were closer to today.

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jamesdenem wrote:
I wish the release date of the Gamecube version of Zelda: Twilight Princess were closer to today.

Granted. But Nintendo decides to release as an ultra-limited edition of one copy ever, and it's sold out already - and not to you, of course...

I wish I knew what makes The Bar tick.

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I wish I knew what makes The Bar tick.

You begin to form a theory (there isn't time for more than the beginning) when the bar explodes while you have your ear pressed against it.

I wish for sheep.

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Znirk wrote:
I wish for sheep.

Granted. You find yourself in New Zealand mustering, shearing, dagging, crutching, drenching or tailing every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have so many baskets of laundry to fold.

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I wish I didn't have so many baskets of laundry to fold.

Granted. All of your smaller baskets are replaced by one enormous basket. You now have one basket of laundry to fold.

I wish I could visit Australia.

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I wish I could visit Australia.

Granted. Thanks to some weird geological shifts, a hole opens in the ground beneath you that goes straight to Australia. Too bad it was a kilometer short, though... *splat*

I wish I had had the time to vote in the GA2 competitions...

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Granted. Unfortunately, you end up voting for precisely the wrong actor for the part, Caravel listens, and TCB is promptly ruined. I hope you're happy with yourself.

I wish I could read minds at will.

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Granted, but you can only read in minds of people living at 'Will' and when you're in 'Will'.]

I wish i could be Ogmo.

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Granted, but now you are stuck in a world where you are the only Og-creature in existence. And you can't speak. Poachers hunt you down for ages.

I wish that the technology that is in the Captain Gamer series existed. I don't care if I have it, or if it's used in the way it's used in the story, just it existing is good enough.

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Granted, an evil genius is given access to all the technology. He promply uses it to take over the world, forcing everyone to wear strange clothes on various days. Anyone who complains is taken care of.

I wish I could spend more time playing games and still have good grades in school.

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jamesdenem wrote:
I wish I could spend more time playing games and still have good grades in school.

Granted. You are now demoted to kindergarten. Have fun playing with blocks.

I wish for world peace.

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Every human on the planet de-evolves into apes. After an initial world wide fight for territory, 97% of the world's population is eliminated. The remaining 3% are able to live in harmony with the environment and each other.

I wish I had a banana.

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Granted...but in the process of the elimination of 97% of the populace, bananas were 100% eliminated. You, having the lone banana, are targeted and killed before you can eat it, and there is one ape left at the end of the Great Banana War, who eats the banana and dies due to unrelated causes.

I wish I wasn't so lonely, after having eaten my banana.

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As you said, you died of unrelated causes, so you aren't lonely anymore.

I wish I could regenerate limbs.

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stigant wrote:
I wish I could regenerate limbs.

Granted. With enormous effort and expense, you manage to regenerate James Dean's right forearm and (a few weeks later) Indira Gandhi's left leg from DNA samples. They survive for nearly three and a half days each in their jars.

In only partially related news, you are arrested for grave-robbing.

I wish I could draw better.

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Karipto wrote:
Granted, but your aim's not that great (I'm referring to drawing a bowstring, or drawing a gun in a western-type shootout).

I wish I could shoot a bow fairly well.

Indeed you are, only you have this very good knack at missing.

I wish I could write more about 'The road not taken' in reference to journeys.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you can no longer write anything of substance about "The road not taken". In many places, your essay doesn't even verbs.

I wish I had the exact superpowers of the Human Torch, while retaining my own body. (And not in a trunk.)

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Fafnir wrote:
I wish I had the exact superpowers of the Human Torch, while retaining my own body. (And not in a trunk.)

Granted, but everything that you touch catches on fire.

I wish that i will have enough money for Christmas.

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Granted, but then a random stranger steals your wallet while you're on the way to buy presents.

I wish I could find my book.

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MaddieA827 wrote:
I wish I could find my book.

Granted. It's floating in your bathtub, totally soaked and half-dissolved.

I wish Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came out tomorrow already...

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Briareos wrote:
I wish Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came out tomorrow already...

Granted. Because of (among other things) the scenes from Les pêcheurs de perles that accidentally get spliced in in the final editing rush tonight, it makes even less sense than Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Nice tenor duet though.

I wish Arthur C. Clarke was a better writer.

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Znirk wrote:
I wish Arthur C. Clarke was a better writer.

Granted, but you don't like his books.

I wish I wasn't allergic to pecans. That makes me sad.

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Granted, now the only food you're not allergic to is pecans... that and haggis

I wish that lag on the internet didn't exist

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Drgamer wrote:
I wish that lag on the internet didn't exist

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, the internet uses you.

I wish I knew the secret of the bar.

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