zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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You get them. But now everybody thinks you hacked the system and you get Banned.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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You get a real, non counterfeit credit card with $5000 in debt on it.

I wish for nothing to happen except what was going to happen normally.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted, but you were normally meant to explode.
Bye bye.

I wish I had more pretzels in my stomach.

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Anson
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 67
Registered: 02-05-2007
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Granted, But then you suddenly explode, full of spew and Pretzals >.<
I wish i could be super rich and have a credit card

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Please, I admire Guthix, I solve problems, I fix rules too. I used to be a Scoundril, Complaining about the forums, But now i changed.

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
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Anson wrote:
I wish i could be super rich and have a credit card

Too easy.You now have a million dollars! Unfortunately, the IRS demands a significant chunk of it... and the credit card has a million in debt on it. So now you're in massive debt.

I wish I could fly. With the POWER OF MY MIND.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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You started thinking about pie when you were 500 feet up in the air. *Splat*

I wish Jatopian's fall wasn't so gruesome.

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silver
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 915
Registered: 01-18-2005
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granted. the fall was exhilarating, almost fun. it was relaxing and serene for a bit.

the sudden stop at the end, though, was still gruesome. especially because he landed on you. it took the forensic team weeks to figure out which bits belonged to whom originally.

"All too easy." - Darth Vader

I wish that this wish were granted without corruption, and that I will legitimately win the lottery on the next drawing.


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Kevin_P86
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 535
Registered: 06-28-2005
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silver wrote:
I wish that this wish were granted without corruption, and that I will legitimately win the lottery on the next drawing.

(Haven't you seen Bruce Almighty?)

You win the lottery, but so do 300,000-odd other people. You end up getting the equivalent of $17 US from it.

I wish silver would give his $17 US to me without getting anything in return from me.

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NiroZ
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1302
Registered: 02-12-2006
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Granted, you are given $17 from silver. He considered donating more to your funeral, considering you were so poor, but he decided that he really didn't like you in the first place, so the lottery money was enough.

I wish that silver would post more in this topic, or everyone would be so good at corrupting the wishes as he is.

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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They are. All of your wishes are swiftly and easily corrupted.

I wish that I was the best chef in the world.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

voyager
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 150
Registered: 03-17-2007
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Granted. Being the best in the world at something naturally attracts copious attention, not all of it welcome. Envy sprouts in the hearts of your defeated competitors, and the second, third, fourth and twelfth best chefs in the world conspire to enact your doom. In what they probably consider a deliciously ironic twist, they chop you up and bake you into an extra-large version of your signature recipe.

I wish I had a fun job.

zex20913
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1723
Registered: 02-04-2003
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Granted. You are a clown. Kids love you and think that you are fun, but you hate it and are driven to the drink. Hey, at least you get a lot of traveling with the circus.

I wish that I had more music on my Ipod, without the RIAA getting angry or even noticing.

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zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
IP: Logged

You end up with the music of a particularly mean heavy metal band who proceed to beat you up for pirating music, which they view as wrong. (but only when it's their music.)

I wish all fanfics would shrivel up and die.



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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
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zonhin wrote:
I wish all fanfics would shrivel up and die.

They do... eventually. But of course that involves them becoming ALIVE in the meantime.

I wish for a tasty chocolate bar that won't contribute to my demise.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
IP: Logged

You eat the chocolate bar. It has a special poison within that regresses you to a vegetable. It seems that the chocolate bar was stolen from a mafia godfather's daughter. Too bad.

I wish for $5,000,000,000 worth of $100 dollar bills to land in my front yard.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Znirk
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 613
Registered: 07-28-2005
IP: Logged

Too easy ... You leave your house to go to work, and step directly into evening news territory. Nine out of ten of your neighbours agree that you make a funny sound when you're squished flat by fifty million 100$ bills dropping on you from a great height.

On that basis, I wish for another five gigabucks to drop into what's left of zonhin's front yard.

Briareos
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3516
Registered: 08-07-2005
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Znirk wrote:
On that basis, I wish for another five gigabucks to drop into what's left of zonhin's front yard.

The gigabucks you wished for drop into his yard and wipe out an entire team of crime scene investigators that were looking for clues as to where the money came from.

Too bad all bills are actually fake Monopoly money and have your name and face imprinted on them, so the US quickly invade Switzerland to put you into custody.

I wish Safari for Windows actually looked and behaved like, you know, a Windows application...

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"I'm not anti-anything, I'm anti-everything, it fits better." - Sole
R.I.P. Robert Feldhoff (1962-2009)

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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It does. You now have Apple breathing down your neck for altering their software.

I wish for someone else's wish to be granted.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted. Too bad you don't like it, because a few thousand quadrillion dollars fall on top of you. It was real money, so I swiftly move in right after the fall happened to take the money. You lose, I win. Edit: Jeez, zonhin, this is your unlucky 2 days. You got squished by money, twice, these 2 days!

I wish for 2 rank points.

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Kevin_P86
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 535
Registered: 06-28-2005
IP: Logged

Monkey wrote:
I wish for 2 rank points.

Granted. You get modded down 30 times, and you are left with 2 rank points.

I wish Mr. Imer would release a stable 3.0.2 patch for TCB today.

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Kevin_P86 wrote:

Monkey wrote:
I wish for 2 rank points.

Granted. You get modded down 30 times, and you are left with 2 rank points.

I have 32 rank points, so don't you mean get modded down 32 times?
Edit: Ooohhhhh, now I get it.

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zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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No. 30. You have 2 rank points left.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Bingbing
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 22
Registered: 04-28-2007
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Granted, but the patch turns TCB into another game entirely. Specifically, Doom. (and no, not the user)

I wish Smitemaster Selections came out once every day and cost 17 cents (and I just got my subscription today, so no saying it ended before I could get one)

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted. But they happen to only support Webfoot DROD, so, well, very few people could use it.

I wish I had a full box of Goldfish on my computer table. Made with cheddar.


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Bingbing
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 22
Registered: 04-28-2007
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Granted, but they are actual goldfish. Sadly, they taste like cheddar instead of gold.

I wish the same thing as last time, only this time, no Webfoot DROD. (commences laughing evily because he ripped off his own wish)

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I don't know what to put here.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted, but the SmSs have been hacked to have guards that explode in a 30 square radius when they die, and they count as monsters. You die immediately when you stab one.

I wish I was published in FoxTrot.
I wish I was at Level 9 in JTRH.


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Ed Crash
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 20
Registered: 05-28-2007
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Monkey wrote:
Granted, but the SmSs have been hacked to have guards that explode in a 30 foot radius when they die, and they count as monsters. You die immediately when you stab one.

I wish I was published in FoxTrot.
I wish I was at Level 9 in JTRH.

...but you find out that you'r in first level....
I wish to complete KDDlvl 16

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted, but the Seventeenth Level is so cruel, you wish you didn't complete the Sixteenth Level.

I wish for an extra wall. Don't ask why.

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golfrman
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 165
Registered: 07-10-2006
IP: Logged

granted, but it blocks all exit from the room you're in and you die of starvation. (but you get to play drod for the rest of your life!)
I wish that i hadn't bothered to write this wish.

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Jesus is Lord and Messiah!

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Granted. Now you write an incredibly stupid wish instead.
It said, "I wish to be trapped in the room I'm in.:"
I wish I could drill through the wall that trapped me in this room.


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