Znirk
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Fafnir wrote:
Granted. Congratulations - you've destroyed the Universe!

I wish I wasn't an insomniac. And I don't want to be turned into a narcoleptic.

Your wish is granted. Although you don't want to, you're turned into a narcoleptic.

I wish the Exploding Head smily was available in the short list to the right of each new post.

Briareos
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Znirk wrote:
I wish the Exploding Head smily was available in the short list to the right of each new post.

Granted. Now the smiley layout is totally messed up so nobody wants to post anymore... way to go, man.

I wish I had a clue by four...

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The_White2086
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Briareos wrote:

I wish I had a clue by four...

At 3:55 you get a clue, it is "left is only right when the time is wrong" Hope it helps

I wish I had a penguin

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Briareos
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The_White2086 wrote:

Briareos wrote:
I wish I had a clue by four...

At 3:55 you get a clue, it is "left is only right when the time is wrong" Hope it helps

OT: Actually, I meant this... but yeah, it needed to be corrupted anyway...

np: Spank Rock - Touch Me (Yoyoyoyoyo)

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The_White2086
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Briareos wrote:

The_White2086 wrote:

Briareos wrote:
I wish I had a clue by four...

At 3:55 you get a clue, it is "left is only right when the time is wrong" Hope it helps

OT: Actually, I meant this... but yeah, it needed to be corrupted anyway...

np: Spank Rock - Touch Me (Yoyoyoyoyo)

Fine then, you get one, but the postage and handling ends up costing you as much as you earn in a year.

I still wish I had a penguin

halyavin
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The_White2086 wrote:
I still wish I had a penguin

Granted, but now you are in army and have to wash your penguin airplain every day, but fly only once a year.

I want to know how scores for rooms are calculated.

golfrman
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Granted, but now that they've told you, I'm afraid you must die... MUAHAHA!

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Drgamer
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Granted, you disapear in a puff of smoke, into nothing.
:

I wish the next poster posts a post-worthy post.

Ezlo
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Granted, but the post is written in tiny font, making it annoyingly hard to read.




I wish that our next vacation would be something OTHER than Disney.

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noma
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Ezlo wrote:

I wish that our next vacation would be something OTHER than Disney.

Granted. Instead you go to beautiful French Polynesia, but all the Disney characters come with you, surrounding you wherever you go, asking "Don't you like us?" and getting into all your pictures.


I wish I could speak French and Spanish fluently, while still maintaining my English fluency.

Fafnir
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Granted. You can now speak perfect French and Spanish. Unfortunately, you can understand neither. You get arrested for insulting a police constable's mother while trying to say hello.

I wish the headphone jack on my TV was working. And I don't want the TV to break, my headphones to break or to turn into a TV myself.

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Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
Kills absolutely.

Briareos
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Fafnir wrote:
I wish the headphone jack on my TV was working. And I don't want the TV to break, my headphones to break or to turn into a TV myself.

Granted. It works at a nearby 7-11 doing night shifts, though, so it's never home when you actually *need* it. The additional cash helps with the household budget, though...

I wish I could finally settle on a kind of shelf to replace my old ones with...

np: Death Cab For Cutie - TV Trays (You Can Play These Songs With Chords)

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R.I.P. Robert Feldhoff (1962-2009)

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Morior
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Granted- But sadly, as soon as you decide, every shelf breaks.

I wish that someone, somewhere, (not me) had Latin as their native language.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Jatopian
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Morior wrote:
I wish that someone, somewhere, (not me) had Latin as their native language.

Granted. It's everyone, and you're left out of society because you don't know the lingua franca, and you die impoverished and alone.

That's a rather depressing username you have...

I wish humanity, as a whole, weren't stupid.

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DROD has some really great music.
Make your pressure plates 3.0 style!
DROD architecture idea generator

Ezlo
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Granted, they just hate each and everyone else with a deep unrelenting passion that rivals even the fires of the stars!

I wish that actual decent books based of of the Star Wars franchise existed.

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golfrman
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granted, they're the greatest books ever written, but you forgot how to read so you can't read them.

i wish i knew who invented this game

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Morior
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Granted- You are now obsessed with the forbidden knowledge and go insane.

I wish everyone spoke English again.

P.S. True, Jacopian, but it's more unique than, say, golfrman (no offense intended).

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

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Drgamer
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Granted, It's a miracle! The mute named 'everyone' (It's part of the beliefs of him and his parents to not use capitals in the names of people /reference to a certain book series). Unfortunetly the reason he can speak English (and other languages) is because he now has 'voice box' . And you get a voice box that ends up blurting out what sounds like: Farts, Burps, Barfing, something dying, swearing, etc.. You get sent to jail for disturbing the peace, and in outrage you yell... And out comes the sound of gunshots! You're shot at because of this, and have to go into the Hospital. In agony you 'moan' out the flat line sound. Thus the doctors move you unnecessarly, but you eventually get out. It is there you get into a freakshow contract (To which you try to decline, but it ends up coming out as 'Yes! Yes! And I'll do it as volunteer work! And I'll do it for the rest of my life!) Which was recorded on tape. The pays crappy, but at least you get to travel!

I wish Doug D. Frank knew his own e-mail address.

Morior
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Granted- but the two of you coincidentally have the same e-mail, and hilarity ensues. (I love that phrase)

I wish that hilarity ensued.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Drgamer
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Granted, but you are boared to death.

I wish I won the Bar Lottery

Banjooie
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Yes, but it's the wrong bar lottery, and you win a bag of stale pretzels and a date with what people keep claiming is really a woman but you doubt it.


I wish that somebody somewhere has something of reasonable mediocrity occur to them without me noticing.

zex20913
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Granted! It happens, and you are hit by a truck.

I wish I had more willpower.

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Fafnir
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Granted! Unfortunately, your will has been subtly altered...

I wish for a temporal anomaly to move the world and its inhabitants (myself included) forward to 12:01AM Saturday 10th February, 2007AD (that's Anno Domini, not After Disaster or any other alternate timescale), without harming either the world or its inhabitants (especially me). Destroying the universe counts as harming the world.

Then it will be a weekend!

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Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
Kills absolutely.

Morior
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Granted- Everyone in the world blacks out, wakes up at 12:01 Saturday, February 10th, and completely misses the world's first 11-overtime college basketball game, what would have been the signing of a lasting peace treaty between Palestine and Israel (if the signers had been conscious to sign it), and a truly beautiful meteor shower.

I wish that that temporal rift didn't happen.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Drgamer
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Granted, but now you're popping in and out of time and space.

I wish for TCB to come out.

Pinnacle
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Granted, but it's buggy and unfinished.

I wish I had a human-sized hamster ball.

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Once (adv.): Enough.
Twice (adv.): Once too often.
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zex20913
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Granted...but once you're in there, you realize two things that make you wish you had wished better:

1. You're stuck.
2. There are no air holes.

I wish my room was cleaned, without any loss of my possessions.

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UrAvgAzn
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zex20913 wrote:
I wish my room was cleaned, without any loss of my possessions.

You then come into your cleaned room, and the shiny goodness of it all made you blind. To make it worse, the cleaner didn't dry up the place. You slip in a puddle of soapy water. You now live a nice life in the hospital.

I wish for a larger-than-life hamsterball.

Keep posting,

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Such grief, such joy, to live at all."
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Drgamer
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(Hamster balls do have air holes... How do you think the hamster survives? )

Granted, but you are shrunk down and turned into a smaller than normal hamster, and put in a hamster ball that is now 'larger than life' to you.

I wish the Virtual Life Server One would be updated

Fafnir
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Well, there may be lasting war in the Middle East, but I got my weekend dammit!

Granted. Unfortunately, you get severely nerfed. Yes, just you.

I wish for four As at A level this summer (my offer for Cambridge). And having made the offer, they can't legally revise it upwards and/or reject me if I meet it.

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Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
Kills absolutely.