Deadly Bar of Death wrote:
agaricus5 wrote:
Maybe the bar should practise its posting skills with us more often; I'm sure it's in truth an excellent orator.
no im not
In that case, practice, practise, practise!
You're already in a prime location for it; no-one can fail to notice you, and all you need to do now is to make some new speeches to people passing by and clicking you.
For example, you could try saying something like:
"
My good friend, your click is highly appreciated by all. Even though there have now been [n] clicks in total, each of these, to me, is as important as the first. Please continue to shower me lavishly with the attention I deserve, and have a pleasant day."
Make sure you practise your tone until it's just right (your speech should
inspire the masses), and don't forget to
look at your audience while addressing it.
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