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Granted. With the conspiracy broken, we chose to... remove you from society.
Well, actually, you can still be visited on weekdays, 10 AM to 4 PM, but you're always mumbling about some guy with a baseball bat.

I wish I did not hear this.

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Granted. With the conspiracy broken, we chose to... remove you from society.
Well, actually, you can still be visited on weekdays, 10 AM to 4 PM, but you're always mumbling about some guy with a baseball bat.

I wish I did not hear this.


Granted, but you have never heard anything else either.

I wish that wishes where fishes.

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Granted. Now everywhere there is a wish, there is also a fish. Since wishes are not tangible, they can be argued to be everywhere. The entire world is now filled with fishes.

I wish I had a Ham and Cheese sandwich, on white, with mustard.

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Granted. It has a large, fresh, flopping fish smack in the middle of it, between the ham and the mustard. Steelhead, to be precise.

I fish that fishes were wishes.

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Granted. The next person to go swimming will get bombarded with wishes rushing to his brain and he will die.

I wish that :( = :)

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Granted! Feelings disappear from the world, making sadness and happiness the same. There is no passion, no love, no hate. Life deteriorates into a meaningless grey void. Finally one day, you die a solitary, indifferent death, and are brought into an afterlife where everything is exactly the same, only eternal. Nobody cares.

I wish my eye infection would go away.

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Granted, but it took your sight with it as alimony.

I wish to get out in time to get to the bank.

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zex20913 wrote:I wish to get out in time to get to the bank.

Okay, you get to the bank. Too bad it's closed - but then again you never said anything about getting into it... :D

I wish I had my new glasses already...

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okay, you got your new glasses, but forgot you put them in your back pocket and sat on them, now they're broken.

I wish I can remember what I wanted to wish for.

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You remember, but nobody knows what it is.

I wish jjohn would post the wish he just remembered.

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I wish jjohn would post the wish he just remembered.


He does, but his wish is that TCB be filled with cute puppies and kittens with enormous eyes, forcing you to work many extra hours to code all those extra pictures in so you don't miss your deadline of...oh, wait, that would be telling.

I wish my leg didn't itch.

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Granted. Your other leg itches instead.

I wish the world would understand the glories of DROD.

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Granted, but the world doesn't like what it sees and looks the other way.

I wish that Sport will be cancelled at scool today.
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FOUL Jeff_Ray... did not corrupt a wish.

Ignoring his response...

Granted. Sport was cancelled, but only because an atomic bomb hit your school. Oh noes!

I wish that nobody around me, self included, is affected (or effected) in any way from the fallout (both meanings) of said atomic bomb.

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I wish that nobody around me, self included, is affected (or effected) in any way from the fallout (both meanings) of said atomic bomb.


Granted. You wind up far away to escape the fallout ; namely a few thousand kilometres up in space, with vacuum all around you.

I wish Nasa picked me out for one of their space programs.

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I actually corrupted the wish, but din't said what, because i din't had an idea. But WHY modding me down??? :~(

[remark: yeah, that negative mod looks harsh. I think you probably shouldn't play the game if you don't have an idea about what to write. Just take a moment and think of something specific -- mrimer]

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I wish Nasa picked me out for one of their space programs.


granted. They choose you for the program in which they find out just how much g-force a human body can take before it implodes.

I wish I could find the inspiration to write a new poem.
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You do, but people find it bad, so you're prevented of doing anymore (is this ok?)

I wish sport was banished and anybody that likes it gets killed! >XD

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Granted, but everyone in the world gets obese as a result and dies of not being able to move.

I wish people's fingers wouldn't stick together with krazy glue.

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Granted, but everyone in the world gets obese as a result and dies of not being able to move.

I wish people's fingers wouldn't stick together with krazy glue.


Granted. The Sun goes into red giant form sooner than expected, drying up the entire planet. Due to the lack of moisture, the chain reaction that solidifies Krazy Glue never occurs, and Krazy Glue fails at sticking anything together ever again.
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Granted: Krazy glue is now pure buckyballs, so their fingers will never stick to anything for the rest of their lives. Which will be pretty short, considering the effects buckyballs can have on one's respiratory system.

I wish I could be the best DROD architect ever.

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Granted. You now make holds that are unbelievably fun, hard, and interesting all at once. But now Mike and Erik have paused their work on TCB to beat your holds. Great job. Now TCB is delayed 3 years.

I wish that the Pre-Algebra teacher didn't give me as much homework.

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Ok, but since you didn't practice solving simple equations and simplifying simple expressions enough, you never learn it. Next year, you flunk Algebra I, leave school and end up serving burgers at McDonalds for the rest of your life. Which is pretty short since you end up eating a lot of fatty junk food and have a heart attack at age 30. Since you don't have any health insurance, you are left to die on a greasy tile floor.

I wish people would stop complaining about the amount of math homework they have to do and spend the time to actually learn the concepts.

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Granted, but the world descends into chaos as battle lines are drawn over whether or not 0.999|9 = 1.

I wish everyone could just get along.

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Granted, but now you were so friendly, that you gave away your house.

I wish that I were the person with his house.

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((Doesn't mention that he doesn't actually *own* a house >.> <.<))

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The good news: You got his house
The bad news: Well... his house was a box

I wish I could read faster

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I wish I could read faster

Granted! You can now read faster. In fact, you're the fastest reader that ever lived. You amuse your friends by reading huge books in the blink of an eye until, a few days later, you are discovered by media. This makes you get regular invites to perform at shows as a curiosity. At one of these shows, you are attacked by a jealous lunatic and as a result lose mobility from the neck down. The lunatic commits suicide, and shortly after the TV network disappears from the face of the earth, as police discovers it was a front for the mafia. Unfortunately all this means you get absolutely no compensation whatsoever. You still get invites to other shows for some time, but scarred by the traumatic experience, you refuse them all. Eventually the novelty wears off, and you are forgotten by most people. Later, you get contacted by a publisher who hires you to read through submitted scripts. You spend the rest of your days reading horribly bad novels in a dark room in the publisher's maze-like cellar. People tend to forget to help you get home at weekends.

I wish my previous wish didn't take my sight away, that in fact my sight is perfect, and that no other parts of my body are affected by this wish.

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Fine! The wish is cancelled, but now you see from only 50m infront of you, anything else further is black.

I wish i wasn't obliged to do sport.

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Fine! The wish is cancelled, but now you see from only 50m infront of you, anything else further is black.

I wish i wasn't obliged to do sport.

DONE! now you arn't, but the car that prevented you from doing sport also made you paraplegic.

I wish that no one would make this wish turn bad on me.

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