Farren
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 26
Registered: 01-17-2005
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... chase all your coworkers out of the room when somebody accidentally loses the key to the supply closet in hopes that it will open. (or worse, out of the building)

... poke your computer with a pencil every time it crashes. Die, foul bugs! (or worse, with a sword)

... , while playing chess, make absolutely sure that your queen is totally surrounded on the thirtieth move of the game. (or worse, make sure she's totally in the open so you can get some more pawns)

... swing around suddenly if someone mutters "Hmm ..." behind you.

... carve wooden trinkets to get people to trust you.

rowrow
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 432
Registered: 08-17-2004
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Farren wrote:
(or worse, make sure she's totally in the open so you can get some more pawns)

Or more Spawns.

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bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 424
Registered: 02-12-2003
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You take your laptop on a business trip just because you want to play DROD (which I am doing right now while in Oregon).

Blood Maggot
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 42
Registered: 06-28-2004
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You gore a few members of your family, and the room becomes red. You cut them up and laugh, just as the room turns green.

Tim
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1979
Registered: 08-07-2004
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... are saying that you are going to make a hold, but ends up playing someone else's hold instead.

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Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1137
Registered: 06-10-2004
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...call an exterminator and ask about his sword

...not call an exterminator and use your own sword

...if people are in your way, scream "Q W Q W Q W Q W Q W!"

...blame all ills of society on the 'Neather

...try to master the twiddling of thumbs in opposite directions
(I can do it!)

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Once (adv.): Enough.
Twice (adv.): Once too often.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
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...always carry squared paper and a pencil with you if you visit somewhere you've never been before.

...scan crowds of people for disguised goblins while travelling on the subway.

[For JtRH] ...are wary when walking near large piles of rocks and stones.

...always try to introduce as many people as possible to DROD!

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egg egg
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 64
Registered: 01-20-2005
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agaricus5 wrote:
...always try to introduce as many people as possible to DROD!

I'm afraid that I am guilty of this one, but nobody seems to care................

You also play drod too much if you are bothering to read this.

DiMono
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1181
Registered: 09-13-2003
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...are confused why your pets move when you don't.

...become nervous around people dressed in green.

...use any of "mothingness" "smite" "hah!" or "backswipe" in casual conversation.

...are genuinely surprised when the person you're saying those words to has no idea what you're talking about.

(for the Citizens) ...totally sympathize with Kirk when he was dealing with tribbles.

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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

...become nervous around people dressed in green.

Hehe, my students have a superstition that they will have a quiz whenever I'm wearing a green shirt.

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HopelessAmateur
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 177
Registered: 11-05-2004
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... Look for a good place to put a mimic before you take a drink.

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 424
Registered: 02-12-2003
IP: Logged

If you post to this thread.
Yeah, I know... I do it too.

HopelessAmateur
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 177
Registered: 11-05-2004
IP: Logged

... think 'fairly too much' excuses playing 'too much'
... think it is possible to play 'too much DROD'

[Edited by HopelessAmateur at Local Time:02-10-2005 at 03:53 PM]

DiMono
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1181
Registered: 09-13-2003
IP: Logged

...wonder why people have such a hard time outrunning snakes.

...wake up surprised your skin's not gray.

...always count to 30 when you walk somewhere, and take a cautious look around when you reach 29.

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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!

wackhead_uk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 352
Registered: 06-21-2004
IP: Logged

...Can't read the numbers on your numpad any more

...Start to wonder if roachmeat tastes like your burger (At McDonalds, the answer is probably yes.)

...Wonder why some floors don't have a chequered pattern

LeForce
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 44
Registered: 02-08-2005
IP: Logged

...Think that babies are made in 30 steps

...Feel strange in a room that is not 38x32 squares

...Think the only way to proceed is to go down stairs

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silver
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 915
Registered: 01-18-2005
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[uote]ackhead_uk rote:
...Can't read the numbers on your numpad any more
[/uote]

or use your letter-after-p and letter-after-v buttons anymore


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Fafnir
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 315
Registered: 11-05-2004
IP: Logged

...destroy your pocket watch while trying to create a spawn timer.

...pursue and kill any old men who run away when you greet them.

...buy a Really Big Sword (TM) from eBay.

...ever wonder whether Living Tar is carcinogenic.

...shout "THEY'RE IN THE WALLS!" whenever you hear the word 'seep'.

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Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
Kills absolutely.

LeForce
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 44
Registered: 02-08-2005
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...Are surprised to see spiders that aren't blue.

...Think that you can extend your life by moving very slowly.

...Can't see beyond the room you are in.

[Edited by LeForce at Local Time:02-13-2005 at 11:31 PM]

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42% of statistics are made up on the spot, the other 59% don't add up.

wackhead_uk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 352
Registered: 06-21-2004
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Are shocked that there really is an elevator to the 25th floor of buildings.

DiMono
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1181
Registered: 09-13-2003
IP: Logged

...can't figure out why buildings go up instead of down.

[Edited by DiMono at Local Time:02-14-2005 at 02:04 AM: Bah, t and g being so close together]

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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!

agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
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...wonder how you know where everyone happens to be in a building.

...look astonished when a spillage doesn't stop when it reaches an open door (room border).

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wackhead_uk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 352
Registered: 06-21-2004
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You think that car engines work using magic

Try to write things in Simpuhl English when bored

See if there is a forum for the inca pyramids to mod the architect up

Sigh and begin to retrace your steps when you come to a blue door

LeForce
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 44
Registered: 02-08-2005
IP: Logged

File: Gates of Bill.JPG (61.4 KB)
Downloaded 236 times.
License: Other
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...Are confused by spiral staircases.

...Are confused when you see more than 9 styles of room.

...Wonder where the orb is to the closest door.

...Try to incorporate it into other games (see attached screenshot)
btw. this is from RCT3 and the square blocks should really be orbs.

[Edited by LeForce at Local Time:02-22-2005 at 12:08 AM: Another Idea]

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42% of statistics are made up on the spot, the other 59% don't add up.

wobbus
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 9
Registered: 02-21-2005
IP: Logged

You start to think in DROD
BTW this also happens with solitare

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wobbus

wackhead_uk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 352
Registered: 06-21-2004
IP: Logged

...Someone says "ta, mate" and you say "WHERE?"

Lazylumpster
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 12
Registered: 02-24-2005
IP: Logged

When you ask people where the bitmap files are kept for you to change your clothes.

Also when you try to read boks by treading on them.

Edit: Even other people begin to get the urge to wait until you have moved before moving themselves.

[Edited by Lazylumpster at Local Time:02-24-2005 at 04:21 PM: Another idea]

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Why oh why?

NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1166
Registered: 06-17-2003
IP: Logged

When you start to be cautious of fluffy animals.

When you begin to steer clear of any type of hook.

When you start to run down a thin hallway whenever you see at least fifteen people coming through the opposite direction.

When you begin to suspect visitors to your home are sent from kings trying to weasel money out of you.

When you start taking cups with you every time you go somewhere where snakes are, and if you find one, grab it and stick its head into a cup, thinking the snake will shorten to death.

When you expect everyone who is not near you to stop moving whenever you take a drink.

-Noah

[Edited by NoahT at Local Time:03-05-2005 at 11:58 PM: Addition]

[Edited by NoahT at Local Time:03-06-2005 at 02:38 AM: Speeling fixes]

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My stuff:

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[Last edited by NoahT at 05-16-2020 11:44 PM]

AlefBet
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 979
Registered: 07-16-2003
IP: Logged

As a side note, you know you spend too much time on the DROD forum if you read the daily online comics, laugh out loud at one of them, and start looking for the "good" moderation button. (This just happened to me at dilbert.com this morning.)

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I was charged with conspiracy to commit jay-walking, and accessory to changing lanes without signaling after the fact .

++Adam H. Peterson

Arkarian
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 19
Registered: 11-14-2004
IP: Logged

...attempt to get people you dont like to line up in a straight line and then walk at them resolutely...

....spend a lot of time at the top of stairs waiting for them to instantly transport you to the bottom.....

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