An atheist was boating and all of a sudden, a crazy monster appeared! The monster knocks over the boat and gets ready to eat the man. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "
Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.
"
I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"
Come on God, give me a break!,"
the man pleaded. "
Two minutes ago I didn't believe in this crazy monster either!"
Then the Atheist continues, "
God, please let this crazy monster become religious."
God replies, "
So be it."
The scene starts up, atheist falling.
The crazy monster folds his claws together and says, "
Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."
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