silver
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Fortunately, kitty is computer literate, and http://www.snopes.com tells her she'll only get a burp.



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The Stew Boy
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Are you telling me you don't know that computers, and live wires, short-circuit under water?

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Here I am to tell you that, yes, I am still alive. Here is the updated tally, in case you don't want to browse through all the existing kitten images. http://www.freewebs.com/thedorkcheese/killthekitten.html

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Jatopian
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But the kitten is not under water, as evidenced earlier in the thread.

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Somebody gave the kitten glasses and Neo mistaked it for Agent Smith.


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Fortunately, the cat began to flicker, and Neo realised it was not actually Agent Smith, but simply a dejà vu (with glasses).


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Znirk
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... ergo the kitten doesn't exist. QED. New animal please

Banjooie
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Hahaha, fail'd.

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I needed a break from stuff, so since the old kitten seems to have stopped existing, I made you a new one.



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oh noes, teh lava!



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This kitten is cute... The balloon must keep it aloft so the lava can become obsidian.

So, was the last 'kitten' saved, killed, or tied?

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zex20913
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I think we're going to have to add a new category, and say that the last kitten was "metaed". I'm on it.

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Znirk
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May I suggest the category name "fake"?

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oh no!!!
The ballon is about to burst!!!



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Ps. i hope this drawing is better than the last.

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Luckily, the balloon is made of kevlar. Which stops bullets (right?) So no change, but the last picture doesn't count since nothing happened.

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Soooooo, here comes the almighty Beethro Budkin (AE version) with his Huge Sword (TM) ready to make that balloon pop. You know, a sword that can stab rock golems, go through walls and smash into a miriad of pieces cumbrly walls can surely cut kevlar like cheese.

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AE? This Beethro is so 2004! He shall meet with the Wubbas!



And before you ask, those things really *are* Wubbas.

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No their not.
It's tar and mud painted white!!!!!


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Beethro won't kill anything with those force arrows in his way:



Btw, Insane, why did you change the license of the image to "Other" ? I'd like it if we could keep an open license on this thing. You shouldn't use images you're concerned about in this game anyway.

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you have it licensed as other too.

Anyways, Beethro noticed the crumbly wall around the arrows.


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trick
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Insane wrote:
you have it licensed as other too.

Yes, because I used your image. Would you like me to change the license of something you did without asking you ?

In any case, you didn't answer my question.

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But The Slayer, come to kill beethro, not with the hook, but with a very super ultra strong sword.

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Jatopian
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FFR, we can use AE images for this sort of thing; only JTRH media are copyrighted with all rights reserved.

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He-he-he! the lava is in a volcano and that is erupting! What will the kitten do?

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Don't worry, the kitten is attached to a hot air balloon.

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But scissors come and start to cut the string!!!

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But the slayer is touched by the lava! He yells, "I'm melting! Melting! Oh — what a world, what a world!" Now dead, his slayer goo splatters everywhere, including the hot air balloon. The slayer blood chemically reacts with the hot air balloon's nylon, and the balloon (yet again) starts to sink, putting the kitten in imminent danger!

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Oh, that wraps it up. We both posted at the same time, even though both posts were an epitome of artistic talent.

A new kitten, perhaps?

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i'll draw one!

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Ladies and Gentelmen, Boys and Girls, THIS IS THE WORLDS WIERDEST KITTEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!