wackhead_uk
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But Evil eyes can't absorb chocolate unless they are attached to a gastro-intestinal tract

NoahT
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But spiders are harder to find the volume of.

-Noah

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Dllb
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But fish eat spiders

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The_Red_Hawk
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But bears eat fish.

Now what eats bears?

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gamer_extreme_101
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But a "Big Bear" can be more enjoyable than being chased by a real bear.

FYI - A "Big Bear" is a type of alcoholic beverage similar to beer.

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rowrow
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But Big Bear is also a town in California which is full of bears.

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DiMono
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But Toronto gets far fewer earthquakes than California

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The_Red_Hawk
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But, since there are sixteen major tectonic plates, all with different edges, California isn't the only one who gets lots of them anyways.

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Screeching, flipping, gliding, sliding,
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DiMono
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But there are at least 59 flavours of Heinz Ketchup (none of which include puppies)

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wackhead_uk
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But Hellman's Chilli ketchup is much nicer.

Heinz's stuff is yukky

gamer_extreme_101
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Mustard has a less-bloodish color to it though.

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NoahT
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But "Mean Mr. Mustard" is more interesting to listen to.

-Noah

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wackhead_uk
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But "'Ullo John, gotta new motor" is a funnier title for a song

gamer_extreme_101
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A song called "Rocket" would have less letters in it, though.

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wackhead_uk
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But 'Rocket Man' is a song that actually exists.

agaricus5
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But the proper name for a "Rocket Man" is an astronaut.

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DiMono
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But cosmonauts came first

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agaricus5
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But space has been there since the beginning of time.

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gamer_extreme_101
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Space has no oxygen...and thus has no life on it, unlike Earth.

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wackhead_uk
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But Titan might.

NoahT
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But the Teen Titans are closer in age to the Tennessee Titans.

-Noah

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agaricus5
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But the Titans were the earliest gods of Greek Mythology.

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DiMono
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But Remember The Titans had Denzel Washington

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gamer_extreme_101
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Mars Attacks had more humour in it though.

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SKWERLL
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But Mars is a planet, so technically it can't attack, only the aliens it sends out can.

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The_Red_Hawk
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But Jupiter is also a planet, and since it's a lot larger, any aliens there would be immensely strong if they invaded Earth, since they live in a high-grav environment. And nobody knows what's under Jupiter's gas clouds.

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But Jupiter wouldn't be anything without Fireman Sam.

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wackhead_uk
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But postman pat has a bigger nose.

eytanz
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But "The postman" was far less entertaining a movie than "Postman Pat" is a tv show.

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wackhead_uk
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But a book is less likely to have as much money spent on special effects as either of them.