UrAvgAzn
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I'm such a mean person.

Keep posting,

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Jatopian
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UrAvgAzn wrote:
I'm such a mean person.

Keep posting,

You sadist, you have lessened my faith in humanity.

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Mattcrampy
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Jatopian wrote:

UrAvgAzn wrote:
I'm such a mean person.

Keep posting,

You sadist, you have lessened my faith in humanity.

I live in mortal fear of shock sites and have mod powers to abuse, so tell me: what is it?

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Kevin_P86
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Mattcrampy wrote:

Jatopian wrote:

UrAvgAzn wrote:
I'm such a mean person.

Keep posting,

You sadist, you have lessened my faith in humanity.

I live in mortal fear of shock sites and have mod powers to abuse, so tell me: what is it?

It's an excerpt from an AIM conversation between UrAvgAzn and his friend (or, classmate, at least).

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Maurog
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Don't listen to him! It's a horrible image that will scar you for life if you see it. And you have to wade through a dozen popups just to get to it. Oh, and install a plugin that doesn't do anything except crash your computer once in a while. And your CD tray ejects for some reason every time you visit, but it's nothing to worry about, really.

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Fafnir
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A new piece of modern art that's going to be touring Texas next year...

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Kevin_P86
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Maurog wrote:
Don't listen to him! It's a horrible image that will scar you for life if you see it. And you have to wade through a dozen popups just to get to it. Oh, and install a plugin that doesn't do anything except crash your computer once in a while. And your CD tray ejects for some reason every time you visit, but it's nothing to worry about, really.

If you tell him the truth he's not going to want to visit it...!

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Tim
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Ezlo wrote:
Game Giveaway of the Day

Seriously, everyday they give away a full commercial indie type game. It seems to be mostly arcade/puzzle games, but they have some really good ones in there.

There's a puzzle game up for today. I've just tried it, it's probably interesting...

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Ezlo
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Yeah, it's kind of like Chip's Challenge. Sort of.

NiroZ
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A Blistering Attack (TM)(and very, very funny) go at the Mac.

I would advise that you don't read it on a Mac though.

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tokyokid
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Mac's new 'Get a Mac' ad making fun of Vista, called 'Security'. Check out the other ones, too, they're pretty funny.

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NiroZ
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Comscan has... comsc... co... com... comscan...

Nillo
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The Tomahawk Missile is very smart.

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Briareos
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Water is Teh Fun(TM) in zero gravity

Now where can I get me one of those anti-gravity projectors?

np: Bola - Effaninor (Gnayse)

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NiroZ
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Damn Interesting
Title says all.

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Mattcrampy
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From Ed Pegg Jr.'s excellent Math Games column:

The Small Fractal Maze, by Mark J. P. Wolf. You have to get from the - to the +, and when you hit one of the chips, you go into a smaller copy of the same maze (hence the fractal in the name). The + you have to get to is the highest-level +; it's no fair going into multiple levels of the maze and finishing at the + in there.



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Pinnacle
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/1upmushroom.shtml

Grow your own 1up mushroom!

(too bad it's not real...an April Fools' joke...)

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Briareos
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An important announcement on pie safety...

np: Mira Calix - A Cereus Night (Eyes Set Against The Sun)

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DiMono
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Shave Everywhere

It's a website for the Philips Bodygroom. It doesn't matter what you think of Philips or their shaver, the website is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the interent.

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NiroZ
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gamer_extreme_101 wrote:
A forum member is posting a lin k to an outside website: Cancel or allow?

Apple sums up Windows Vista in their newest 30 second ad. And yes, Vista really is that annoying.

Dupliate detected; Cancel or Allow?

gamer_extreme_101
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Well, I think I've just come to a sad realisation now, haven't I? My bad.

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Briareos
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How to make your own mash-up, as explained by Sue Teller



np: Autechre - Stop Look Listen (We Are Reasonable People)

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cheese obsessive
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http://enigmasand.com/pyro2.html

Pyro Sand!

I have no idea why it is so much fun to play around with. But it is.

Pinnacle
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Is he really serious?

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NiroZ
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Pinnacle wrote:
Is he really serious?

What in the hell is he talking about? I couldn't make sense of it.

Pinnacle
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He's basically saying that there are four 24-hour days occurring simultaneously (or time is not linear) I can't entirely make sense of his "irrefutable proof" either, but it sounds like he was on some combination of hallucinogens when he wrote it.

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MartianInvader
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Pinnacle wrote:
Is he really serious?

The stuff on that website reminded me a lot of what's been come to be known as "Crankery", at least among mathematicians and physicists. There's a book called Mathematical Cranks, by Underwood Dudley, that collects a whole bunch of this sort of thing, though not all of it is quite so nuts (it ranges from someone claiming to have discovered a way to trisect an angle to outright megalomaniac ranting). I had found myself fascinated by this sort of behavior. If you are too (and know some basic math, nothing too fancy), you might want to give that book a read.

Edit: One of the reviews of that book on amazon mentioned crank.net, which seems to be full of this kind of stuff.

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RoboBob3000
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I've heard it called schizophrenia.

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Briareos
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RoboBob3000 wrote:
I've heard it called schizophrenia.

I've heard it called "being a total crackpot/nutcase/whathaveyou"...

Of course, nothing can beat a crackpot site that has an affilate program...

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Pinnacle
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Do all theories that defy the laws of physics also defy the laws of web design?

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