You receive a penny..? Followed by another penny. And then five pennies at once, seven pennies at once...this continues until there is a seemingly neverending flood of pennies threatening to drown you in copper-plated zinc. Only once the pennies are all the way up to your chin does it finally, mercifully stop.
I insert a terrible Secret Squirrel fanfiction, printed out on printer paper.
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109th Skywatcher
Here are some links to Things!
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