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"When the snake falls in love with the hose, its time to buy a new hat" Scott Adams

When I talked to Scott Adams to find out if I could quote him he said, "I hope you don't misquote me so I look like a moron."

Edit: After reading it he said, "Pheuf, all the quotes are accurate."

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The spitemaster wrote:
"When the snake falls in love with the spaghetti, it,s time to buy a new hat" Scott Adams
Fixed.

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My brother wrote:
Man, it was hard getting DSL into our igloo.

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"I thought the Mediterranean (sp?) Sea was the longest river."

A student in one of my classes.

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"I've played Pagan pac-man; it goes 'Wicca-Wicca-Wicca-Wicca...' "
-- a signature from some other board I frequent

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"This? This here's my pimp cane."

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some quotes from english class

"hey, does anyone know when the fourth of July is this year?"

"teacher: one time, i chopped my finger off
Student: was it bleeding?"

"student: is he still alive?
teacher: NO
Student: so is he dead?"

ah, people say some dumb things in my english class...

and heres some from my history class,
"Hey, Sir Issac Newton, isn't he the guy that invented gravity?"

"World War 2 started becuase arch duke ferdinand was assinated"

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I believe your avatar says it all.

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Ooh, ooh, quotes from english class?

Alright.

English 11, two years before we are to be /members of society/. We are spending an entire class (!!!) on They're, their, and there. (!!!!!!!)

One person stands up, and with the same righteous conviction in his voice one might have against the wholesale slaughter of some sort of combination of fuzzy animal to produce perhaps the epitome of cute, he says...

'Those are too complicated, so I just use one for all three!'

Then he sits down.
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"I believe the killing of fluffy creatures is never justified!" (Lady Campanula Tottington, Curse of the Were-Rabbit)
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The spitemaster wrote:
"I am a dumb carcastic person."
:lol :lol

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It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

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Nothing wrote:
Hihi, Oh i am nothing.
:lol

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Morior wrote:
It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.
Hey Unka Beethro.

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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

--Dentyne-ism #27

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On some other forums there is this thread:

Post #1:
Quote pyramid top.


Post #2:
Quote pyramid bottom.


Post #3:
PWND


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OMG wrote:
OMG wrote:
OMG look at that OMG


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bdwing wrote:
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

--Dentyne-ism #27

Why isn't brevity a one-syllable word?

Also, where do they send Siberian criminals?

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i used to be indecisive, but now i'm not quite sure.

I've had amnesia as long as i can remember

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M computer said:
I surrender!
Just don't put a disc in me agian!


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"... until he got lynched by a raging mob of respectable physicists who had just found out that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-ass." -The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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"We live until next weekend."

Actually, that's my quote, but I guess I'll post it anyway.

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Maurog wrote:
I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
That quote always made me wonder, to take things literally, how a world war would even get started if you've only got stick-and-stone tech. I mean, people in the next valley would have no idea what you're up to until their spies got back and didn't accidentally get themselves eaten on the way by misc radioactive wildlife suddenly finding itself higher on the foodchain, so how would people coordinate a wordwide war effort? I guess spontaneous simultanous outbursts of generic rage would be possible though, or perhaps people could train migratory birds or something, but then again trained birds are probably higher tech already. In any case, it might be better to use resources to actually survive and stuff in stead of going megalomaniac, but hey, what do I know.

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What if by chance there are only two survivors and they have an argument and start beating each other with sticks - will it count as World War IV?

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No. Not without stones.

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Another Hitchhiker's pair:
"A million-gallon vat of custard upended itself upon them.*"
" 'Ford! There's an infinite number of monkeys who want to talk about this script on 'Hamlet' they've made!'"
Ironically, they are both in the same chapter.


*'Them' being Arthur & Ford.


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"You've got to fight every single day. When I see a roach, I step on it."
- Josephine Baker

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There are 1 million ways NOT to make a lightbulb, but there need be only 1 way to be rich.

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Necroing is bad Mm'kay

Some people are like slinkeys. They are useless, but you can entertain yourself by just watching them fall down a flight of stairs.

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