zonhin wrote:
You are a god.
1 eagle egg
3oz rust
4lbs clay
1 NES cartridge
2 bucketfuls Play-Doh
15 bottles Dihydrogen monoxide
1 rusty nail
2 purple mountain majesties
3 amber waves of grain
10 HELLO WORLD
20 GOTO 10
This is clearly a failed robot drinking party, which has since become a robot fight.
The rust, clay, and Play-Doh, when mixed with the 15 bottles of Dihydrogen monoxide, makes 15 robot style Bloody Marys. The rusty nail, eagle egg and NES cartridge are garnishes. Since there are fifteen robots, and only garnish for one Robo-Mary, they've started fighting over who should get the one with all the garnish.
10 PRINT "
Hello World
13 PurpleMountainMajesties = 2
17 AmberWavesOfGrain = 3
20 GOTO 10
30 IF x = 10 THEN AmberWavesOfGrain = ++PurpleMountainMajesties - 1;
is of course, a scandalous but beloved robot drinking song. The use of the vulgar language, BASIC coupled with the intentional syntax error in the first line, is made all the more shocking by the explicit use of line numbers which have a non-zero residue modulo ten, and the last line, which is in such a vulgar pidgin that it is of course, never spoken aloud, except perhaps in the final stages of intoxication. Robots who do pronounce this line, often reboot the next day to find their head has been replaced with a toaster as a prank. Quaffing occurs on line 20, and on even iterations of line 13.
EDIT: Here's the new potion ingredients
1 loneliest number
13 men eating a meal together, possibly for the last time
23 numerical coincidences
42 potted petunias
a slightly bland single serving portion of canned chicken salad
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"
Now I will repeatedly apply the happy-face rule"
[Last edited by Beef Row at 06-19-2007 04:25 AM]
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