skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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Luckily, Steel Square Vampires are mindless and thus cannot go insane.
But they bite and turn next poster into a Steel Square Vampire too.

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Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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Mt two cats are turned into vampires, one turns into Edward Cullen, the other into Bella, the next poster will have to witness them kissing!

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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My guinea pig has bad eyesight and thinks it sees two cats trying to catch it so it runs in the wrong direction and bites the next avatar.

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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My cats are bitten by the guinea pig and my cats start to spread rabies. The next poster will die of rabies.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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Stick figure doesn't exactly have organs to speak of (where would they fit?). Stick figure is therefore immune to all biological effects. Plus, stick figure does abide to some laws of reality, just not gravity.
Stick figure criticizes next poster's taste. Next poster is so preoccupied with countering stick figure's criticism that he doesn't notice a rock coming towards his head. *BONK*

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[Last edited by Monkey at 07-01-2009 12:54 AM : flawless consistency must be kept]

12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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My mobius strip is infinite. To hit me with any form of force, you'd need to throw an infinite amount of rocks (because the rock's force would be infinitely spread out over the infinite entirety of the strip).

The next poster gets so confused trying to comprehend to the mobius strip that his brain explodes.

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[Last edited by 12th Archivist at 07-01-2009 01:02 AM]

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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My guinea pig isn't a male so her brain doesn't explode and the confusion is passed on to the next avatar

Garlonuss
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 275
Registered: 06-28-2004
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My avatar's brain does indeed explode, but thankfully the pop-top head makes replacing it a snap. He then takes the remains of his old brain and flings it at the next poster.

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Sometimes they don't make much sense.
Refrigerator.

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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My cats deflect the brain with their cups and the hit the next poster.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby catches the brain on his fork and eats it. He then gets the 'Brain' ability and aims a telekinetic drop kick at the next one.

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
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Giegue laughs and counters your puny telekinetic powers easily. The next poster cannot grasp the form of his attack (it's probably psychic though).

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skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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Fortunately Steel Square Vampire is mindless and thus is resistant to all forms of mental attack.
Then again, it is so cute that the next poster ends up cuddling them endlessly and aimlessly.

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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I am the strip. I have no mind and will not cuddle you.

The next person gets caught in me and is swirled infinitely until his/her death.

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It was going well until it exploded.
~Scott Manley

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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Stick figure is swirled. Stick figure gets really dizzy and runs into Mobius strip a lot.
Stick figure turns next poster into grape jelly with stick figure's mystical stick powers. Meanwhile, I'm making a sandwich...

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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Grape jelly? Too bad a move of such instakillosity requires a smash orb. Which you do not have.

I however, do. End of Day.

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Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby goes to sleep because it is the end of the day.This somehow attacks the next avatar

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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Kirby's snoring keeps my cats up all night, the next morning they are so tired that when they go to work they call their boss "cracker". Their boss went to attack them but hit the next poster.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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Cat's boss hits stick figure. Cat's boss apologizes, and goes on to hit cats, and succeeds. Stick figure wasn't really paying attention, and didn't notice.

Stick figure coats the next poster with grape jelly while next poster is sleeping, and puts him in between two slices of bread. Then a giant appears, sees it, says 'mmm sandwich', and eats it. Next poster is now in giant's stomach, and wondering why he is covered with jelly and pieces of bread.

(anyone else think stick figure is random? )

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[Last edited by Monkey at 07-02-2009 12:24 PM]

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby gets bored inside giants stomach and goes to sleep and is digested. Kirby then comes out of the giant with faecal matter ability and the next poster steps on kirby while he is transformed into faecal matter.

Bobpie
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 54
Registered: 04-26-2007
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Don't mind me, I'm just busy still being a black hole. Next poster gets sucked in.

Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
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you don't have an avatar you scuzz

gtfo

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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So? He was creative about it. Moving on...

Aaaaah!

Except I don't, because I'm Crazy Hand, and gravity doesn't affect me.

FINGER LAZER!

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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AIIIIEEEEE! Light! My only weakness! Its super speed and devastation could mean my death! ...Only it doesn't.

The light enters the infinite slipstream, spins around a couple million times, and is eventually thrown out towards the next poster.

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~Scott Manley

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Snacko
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 448
Registered: 06-08-2006
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Limecat looks up at the light, squints a little and then decides to go back to sleep as it goes on to the next poster.

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Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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My cats use the cups to rebound the laser onto the next poster.

____________________________
I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Stick figure gets hit by light beam, but stick figure isn't extremely photosensitive, unlike the rest of you, and so stick figure is unaffected.

Stick figure summons other stick figures, and stick figures rock out so hard in front of next poster, the next poster's head explodes from awesome.

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Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby doesn't have a head so doesn't explode. kirby's head explodes from the realisation of not having a head. bits of kirby hit next poster.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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Except that doesn't happen (due to the rules of the tournament), he just falls down. Bye!

The next poster's logo rebels against them and eats one of their stock.

Edit: Ninja'd! Ha!

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[Last edited by Sillyman at 07-03-2009 08:15 AM]

Snacko
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 448
Registered: 06-08-2006
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Kirby gibs hit Limecat, and he is quite simply not pleased at the next poster.

Edit: HA!

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[Last edited by Snacko at 07-04-2009 08:39 AM]

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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kirby gets displeased because of the two cat's displeasureso he sucks up the rules of the game and spits them out at the next poster.

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[Last edited by Bigwig at 07-03-2009 08:51 AM]